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3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

"I'm just gonna need you to sign right here with that sharpie in your ass sir."

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26 minutes ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

"Daddy, what is a dirty sanchez?"

"WHAT! Where did you hear that?"

"That man over there!"

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2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Over/under on # of saki bottles consumed before being ejected from restaurant: 2

Normally, I'd agree.

But on game weekend in Tuscaloosa, there's always somebody else just a little bit drunker.

I think our boys slip through in the chaos.

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i'm proud of you gentlemen for having a lame hibachi just for yourselves instead of dumping THREETHOUSANDFUCKINGDOLLARS on a bunch of pig people

after watching you fuckers today this is the clip that comes to mind........

 

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Chef did not fuck around with egg in hat, onion volcano, throwing shrimp in your mouth etc. He stuck to sky high flames and hand jobs.  The brief use of a drum may or may not have been offered. 

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You made Hokkaido a reality.  You are not unlike the host team, for your Surly Gonzo pluck and grit has writ your names in burnt orange flame. I hope to hell you didn’t actually eat too much of that shit. You guys must unfurl an obscene banner at the beginning of GameDay in (checks time) eight hours and five minutes). On to Walmart for poster board, paint, and long pink dick shaped balloons!

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Signs of life. Locked and loaded. Headed for breakfast taco ingredients and unloading. We will see y’all at the tailgate soon. Tacos starting at 9AM. IMG_1917.thumb.jpeg.0e5d787ef523e2bd24fabdcbdc096e96.jpegIMG_1918.thumb.jpeg.12c4e15c5261e7fd813d2156364a1f84.jpegIMG_1916.thumb.jpeg.77ab925792be7607364b80fa23be0f53.jpeg

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Posted

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

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The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

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Posted
45 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

Apparently it's also a type straight through, spell as fast as possible state. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, beer said:

I got a table for 6 at grill under the name Wells. She said we're good up to about 945. The window is wrong, they close at 10 but it's Bama and they expect people to show before closing. Bar chick is a hottie. 

On airport wifi, so must be why the picture isn't loading for me.

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47 minutes ago, HornsUpFan said:

My friends were asking if pole assassin we be there at the tailgate ?

She doesn’t perform for spares in an RV lot. She can’t cash your WIC points.

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