Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

[Skipper 6411]

That poor family across from yall LOL

[jwtexan 180]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

[Vertigo 20497]

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

"I'm just gonna need you to sign right here with that sharpie in your ass sir."

[LTtxfan 50005]

19 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

Glad y'all got there in time for food   🎉🎉

 

[ztejas 44227]

26 minutes ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

"Daddy, what is a dirty sanchez?"

"WHAT! Where did you hear that?"

"That man over there!"

[Deej 77833]

25 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

If the sex tent's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

[honolulu horn 6230]

Odds are 50/50 that this exchange happens with the table next to them

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by honolulu horn

[tejas60 3560]

Over/under on # of saki bottles consumed before being ejected from restaurant: 2

[Tex48 852]

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

[RDCanecutter 26893]

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Over/under on # of saki bottles consumed before being ejected from restaurant: 2

Normally, I'd agree.

But on game weekend in Tuscaloosa, there's always somebody else just a little bit drunker.

I think our boys slip through in the chaos.

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

your escrow money is currently being held by a casino book in shreveport - trust me - wulaw knows what he's doing

[TheBryMan81 2633]

Where y'all heading after Hokkaido?

[Murfdogg21 4563]

17 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

i'm proud of you gentlemen for having a lame hibachi just for yourselves instead of dumping THREETHOUSANDFUCKINGDOLLARS on a bunch of pig people

after watching you fuckers today this is the clip that comes to mind........

 

[jwtexan 180]

They may or may not have offered to tip in food stamps. 

[Vertigo 20497]

22 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

@RGBIII your ass makes that drum look a snare.

[tejas60 3560]

I don't think those fucks have drank nearl near enough 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I don't think those fucks have drank nearl near enough 

[ztejas 44227]

50 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

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Waitress looks cute. You pipe?

[Sgt Hulk 14450]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Eagle has landed

Look at that bicep 

[beer 3294]

Chef did not fuck around with egg in hat, onion volcano, throwing shrimp in your mouth etc. He stuck to sky high flames and hand jobs.  The brief use of a drum may or may not have been offered. 

Edited September 9, 2023 by beer

[tx 3 putt 78685]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Waitress looks cute. You pipe?

tell the waitress I’m single, good home in hou for her 

[Bama Llama 1508]

You made Hokkaido a reality.  You are not unlike the host team, for your Surly Gonzo pluck and grit has writ your names in burnt orange flame. I hope to hell you didn’t actually eat too much of that shit. You guys must unfurl an obscene banner at the beginning of GameDay in (checks time) eight hours and five minutes). On to Walmart for poster board, paint, and long pink dick shaped balloons!

[Sbbruin 22144]

Outstanding Performance.  When I watch Gameday tomorrow, I’m going to feel like I’m kinda there.

[immamac 44354]

Goodnight you fucks. 

 

 

[beer 3294]

Just checked available WiFi networks in the RV lot...

 

[Hairy Biped 598]

Warm up meth mouth.  Holy shit!  🤣🤣🤣

[52-80 19377]

[tx ind 7057]

9 hours ago, immamac said:

We have arrived. 

 

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[immamac 44354]

Signs of life. Locked and loaded. Headed for breakfast taco ingredients and unloading. We will see y’all at the tailgate soon. Tacos starting at 9AM. 

[LTtxfan 50005]

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Goodnight you fucks. 

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Awesome !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

RGB3 reference as "pork chop" is a top 10.

Tire tread classes in Alabama

Y'all need to order Little Caesars pizza for tailgate.

Keep the audio/video coming!!!

[SDG 3336]

why are you in a prison van?  the game is still several hours away.  

[LTtxfan 50005]

Humidity like H-Town ???       80%

Edited September 9, 2023 by LTtxfan

[Waterboarder 343]

Yeah...heat isn't going to ean issue.  Feels fucking delightful here.

[52-80 19377]

What a young woman sees when the roofie wears ofd:

 

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

[LTtxfan 50005]

11 minutes ago, SDG said:

why are you in a prison van?  the game is still several hours away.  

 

[HalfSack Horn 149]

55 minutes ago, immamac said:

Y’all brought Armybrat along?

[miguelito 11505]

Here's the first of our travelers leaving the RV in the morning:

 

[HornsUpFan 1]

My friends were asking if pole assassin we be there at the tailgate ?

[RPM 26628]

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

[Big_kat 345]

Are y’all on a grocery run with Sheldon Cooper??

[westexhorn 2167]

22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So jelly. Hope I get to do the same one of these days.

Hope to see pics of a gas station buffet of fried chicken and greens.

name checks out

[SDG 3336]

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

[Ten Bears 2500]

16 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

At least you're not wearing square toe boots this time

Wouldn't last five minutes on a pedal steel.

[honolulu horn 6230]

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

Nah, it's fine as it is 

[miguelito 11505]

[ztejas 44227]

45 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

Apparently it's also a type straight through, spell as fast as possible state. 

[runthebone 8377]

11 hours ago, beer said:

I got a table for 6 at grill under the name Wells. She said we're good up to about 945. The window is wrong, they close at 10 but it's Bama and they expect people to show before closing. Bar chick is a hottie. 

On airport wifi, so must be why the picture isn't loading for me.

[Vertigo 20497]

47 minutes ago, HornsUpFan said:

My friends were asking if pole assassin we be there at the tailgate ?

She doesn’t perform for spares in an RV lot. She can’t cash your WIC points.

[Alien Octopus 665]

27 minutes ago, SDG said:

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

The wife has won