Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

[Skipper 6,103]

That poor family across from yall LOL

[jwtexan 180]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

[Vertigo 20,266]

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

"I'm just gonna need you to sign right here with that sharpie in your ass sir."

[LTtxfan 48,966]

19 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

Glad y'all got there in time for food   🎉🎉

 

[ztejas 43,263]

26 minutes ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

"Daddy, what is a dirty sanchez?"

"WHAT! Where did you hear that?"

"That man over there!"

[Deej 76,560]

25 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

If the sex tent's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

[honolulu horn 6,157]

Odds are 50/50 that this exchange happens with the table next to them

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by honolulu horn

[tejas60 3,526]

Over/under on # of saki bottles consumed before being ejected from restaurant: 2

[Tex48 840]

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

[RDCanecutter 26,250]

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Over/under on # of saki bottles consumed before being ejected from restaurant: 2

Normally, I'd agree.

But on game weekend in Tuscaloosa, there's always somebody else just a little bit drunker.

I think our boys slip through in the chaos.

[Hagbard Celine 10,756]

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

your escrow money is currently being held by a casino book in shreveport - trust me - wulaw knows what he's doing

[TheBryMan81 2,502]

Where y'all heading after Hokkaido?

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

17 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,756]

i'm proud of you gentlemen for having a lame hibachi just for yourselves instead of dumping THREETHOUSANDFUCKINGDOLLARS on a bunch of pig people

after watching you fuckers today this is the clip that comes to mind........

 

[jwtexan 180]

They may or may not have offered to tip in food stamps. 

[Vertigo 20,266]

22 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

@RGBIII your ass makes that drum look a snare.

[tejas60 3,526]

I don't think those fucks have drank nearl near enough 

[SurlyBDR 22,649]

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I don't think those fucks have drank nearl near enough 

[ztejas 43,263]

50 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Hokkaido was entertaining. 

IMG_3095.mov

Waitress looks cute. You pipe?

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Eagle has landed

Look at that bicep 

[beer 3,217]

Chef did not fuck around with egg in hat, onion volcano, throwing shrimp in your mouth etc. He stuck to sky high flames and hand jobs.  The brief use of a drum may or may not have been offered. 

Edited September 9, 2023 by beer

[tx 3 putt 76,351]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Waitress looks cute. You pipe?

tell the waitress I’m single, good home in hou for her 

[Bama Llama 1,447]

You made Hokkaido a reality.  You are not unlike the host team, for your Surly Gonzo pluck and grit has writ your names in burnt orange flame. I hope to hell you didn’t actually eat too much of that shit. You guys must unfurl an obscene banner at the beginning of GameDay in (checks time) eight hours and five minutes). On to Walmart for poster board, paint, and long pink dick shaped balloons!

[Sbbruin 21,723]

Outstanding Performance.  When I watch Gameday tomorrow, I’m going to feel like I’m kinda there.

[immamac 42,517]

Goodnight you fucks. 

 

 

[beer 3,217]

Just checked available WiFi networks in the RV lot...

 

[Hairy Biped 584]

Warm up meth mouth.  Holy shit!  🤣🤣🤣

[52-80 19,086]

[tx ind 6,998]

9 hours ago, immamac said:

We have arrived. 

 

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[immamac 42,517]

Signs of life. Locked and loaded. Headed for breakfast taco ingredients and unloading. We will see y’all at the tailgate soon. Tacos starting at 9AM. 

[LTtxfan 48,966]

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Goodnight you fucks. 

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Awesome !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

RGB3 reference as "pork chop" is a top 10.

Tire tread classes in Alabama

Y'all need to order Little Caesars pizza for tailgate.

Keep the audio/video coming!!!

[SDG 3,319]

why are you in a prison van?  the game is still several hours away.  

[LTtxfan 48,966]

Humidity like H-Town ???       80%

Edited September 9, 2023 by LTtxfan

[Waterboarder 343]

Yeah...heat isn't going to ean issue.  Feels fucking delightful here.

[52-80 19,086]

What a young woman sees when the roofie wears ofd:

 

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

[LTtxfan 48,966]

11 minutes ago, SDG said:

why are you in a prison van?  the game is still several hours away.  

 

[HalfSack Horn 149]

55 minutes ago, immamac said:

Y’all brought Armybrat along?

[miguelito 11,218]

Here's the first of our travelers leaving the RV in the morning:

 

[HornsUpFan 1]

My friends were asking if pole assassin we be there at the tailgate ?

[RPM 26,222]

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

[Big_kat 334]

Are y’all on a grocery run with Sheldon Cooper??

[westexhorn 2,006]

22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So jelly. Hope I get to do the same one of these days.

Hope to see pics of a gas station buffet of fried chicken and greens.

name checks out

[SDG 3,319]

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

[Ten Bears 2,479]

16 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

At least you're not wearing square toe boots this time

Wouldn't last five minutes on a pedal steel.

[honolulu horn 6,157]

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

Nah, it's fine as it is 

[miguelito 11,218]

[ztejas 43,263]

45 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

Apparently it's also a type straight through, spell as fast as possible state. 

[runthebone 7,932]

11 hours ago, beer said:

I got a table for 6 at grill under the name Wells. She said we're good up to about 945. The window is wrong, they close at 10 but it's Bama and they expect people to show before closing. Bar chick is a hottie. 

On airport wifi, so must be why the picture isn't loading for me.

[Vertigo 20,266]

47 minutes ago, HornsUpFan said:

My friends were asking if pole assassin we be there at the tailgate ?

She doesn’t perform for spares in an RV lot. She can’t cash your WIC points.

[Alien Octopus 499]

27 minutes ago, SDG said:

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

The wife has won