Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

[Hornius Emeritus 12470]

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

 

I was just thinking that I hope somebody got a photo of a random handle and then boom, there it is. Thank you.

[Scraps 13561]

Mom???

[Davis Lane 5586]

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

nude man pile 

That would be like a pile of unbaked biscuits.

[millhouse 2614]

This is obviously going about the same as every other surly tailgate 

[Enchubben 5510]

18 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

[immamac 42864]

5 minutes ago, millhouse said:

This is obviously going about the same as every other surly tailgate 

[89Horn 1515]

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bama jails have no cell reception 

Was thinking the same.  Maybe to be safe we should call this guy for them:

[Laxtonto 12090]

32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been an hour and not one pic of hot ass

[LTtxfan 49243]

[Droopy 2626]

20 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

future excursions will require a dedicated Media Officer in charge of the fucking pix

What about @Sbbruin?

I think he has what it takes.

 

 

[Horn Dogg 3907]

You guys need to get drunker and pull out the tailgate cam to show us some of that Alabama snatch!

[Droopy 2626]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

New SurlyHorns podcast dropped earlier today. Road-trip edition.

[Horn Dogg 3907]

37 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

future excursions will require a dedicated Media Officer in charge of the fucking pix

So far we’ve seen a few pics from Alabama Benihana.  These guys seem like they are as old as me!

[mchookem 16336]

@Bama Chick's daughter is in an AL sorority, right? maybe she'll crash the tailgate 😄

[Sbbruin 21858]

18 minutes ago, Droopy said:

What about @Sbbruin?

I think he has what it takes.

 

 

If only I were there

[LTtxfan 49243]

20 minutes ago, mchookem said:

@Bama Chick's daughter is in an AL sorority, right? maybe she'll crash the tailgate 😄

 

 

[LonghornSean 4008]

The bus from Hoover to campus was a bit of shit show getting going, but we’re almost there. At least 80/20 Horns fans.

[YGIFS 19452]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

The inside of that bikini has seen some things.  Mainly three types of Hepatitis, 4 uncles, 7 Allman Brothers roadies, and the fist of Roscoe P. Coltrane.  

Y'all have fun out there and bring home a win.  I was all set to go yesterday with a ride and a ticket, but wife got some tough news from the doctor on Thursday morning (debbie downer noise cue).  She'll be fine soon, but it was something we weren't expecting to deal with for another 5+ years.  Happy to watch it at home with the family and comfort her (wife, not Lynda Carter's extra-chromosome cousin in this photo).  Raise extra hell, you get into trouble.  Tell 'em you know me, and it'll only get worse from there.  HOOK EM! 

Edited September 9, 2023 by YGIFS

[HeHateMe 886]

[pops 6996]

This thread disappoints. 

[MissingInAction 25106]

The lack of response can only mean one thing...

[ztejas 43467]

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Nothing racist about those tiddies. 

[tx 3 putt 76988]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

@Bama Chick's daughter is in an AL sorority, right? maybe she'll crash the tailgate 😄

we need @Bama Chick in her rush outfit 

Edited September 9, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76988]

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The lack of response can only mean one thing...

that was knocked out the night before leaving Austin 

[Dbeasy 15068]

 

[Blotto 23556]

Fuck it, I think this chick is from bama. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuXYtSlOyoB/?hl=en 

[YGIFS 19452]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

Driver, "Hey, there's some more people who need a ride too!"

Imma, "Pick 'em Up!"

(cue 'Mocking Bird') 

[Hook1997 5382]

Sheldon and Jerry Garcia stole a patty wagon van to get supplies, got arrested and now the others are trying to bail them out? 

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

welp, i for one am not going to let these fuckers off the hook when they finally decide to show up on their own fucking thread

they started this mess

buy the ticket, take the ride, bitches

[MissingInAction 25106]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Get rid of the weed.

...

Not like that!!!

[butthurt 1525]

[Guadaloopy 10973]

God, I hope the game isn’t as disappointing as this thread.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

 

Lets tailgate as far away from pussy as possible guys!

 

park by the exit so you aren't waiting in traffic when you leave 

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Imma: "Surlies.  Do you remember when I asked you, remember?  If we could go to any game this season, where would you like to go?"

 

[Thatguy 8744]

35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

  Always a good idea to drive the white windowless van onto campus.....because coeds aren't spooked by that.

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

21 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

God, I hope the game isn’t as disappointing as this thread.  

it's pretty clear at this point that our intrepid mighty heroes are hoping for a miraculous horn win to bail them out from the online shellacking coming their way when they re-emerge with their tails tucked between their legs and no pics at all

[Skipper 6136]

Maybe they all forgot phone chargers?  What the hell.  Living vicariously through this thread not going as intended.

[MissingInAction 25106]

At this point I am honestly concerned for their well being.

[Incredulity 11675]

 

i was just hoping for some coed tites

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

okay - i'm texting imma and wu

[Guadaloopy 10973]

The Burning Man Ebola made it to Tuscaloosa and the military has set up quarantine fences and cut off 5G.  It’s the only explanation.  

[Zeus 6085]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

The cutest little Adams apple

[Native Horn 3504]

Tuscaloosa probably has more cell phone towers for Mint Mobile and Cricket than towers that the non-poors use.

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

admiral: did you guys get arrested?

wulaw w/in 10 seconds: "not yet!"

imma no reply

Edited September 9, 2023 by Hagbard Celine
derp

[Upgrayedd 5814]

Lulz.  These dudes are in some gump’s basement waiting for the gimp to be brought out.

[Jersey Man10 3537]

[EuroHorn 3265]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Stay above the mason Dixon line !

This road-trip is epic!!!

Edited September 9, 2023 by EuroHorn

[LTtxfan 49243]

4 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Lulz.  These dudes are in some gump’s basement waiting for the gimp to be brought out.