Park at the Point Perhaps, but Private Parts Probably Procured and Peddled

[gofuckyourself 8683]

https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/privacynotincluded/articles/its-official-cars-are-the-worst-product-category-we-have-ever-reviewed-for-privacy/

Nissan earned its second-to-last spot for collecting some of the creepiest categories of data we have ever seen. It’s worth reading the review in full, but you should know it includes your “sexual activity.” Not to be out done, Kia also mentions they can collect information about your “sex life” in their privacy policy. Oh, and six car companies say they can collect your “genetic information” or “genetic characteristics.” Yes, reading car privacy policies is a scary endeavor.

[RDCanecutter 26553]

Fuck new cars.

[Walser 1110]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Fuck new cars.

My Nissan is appalled at my lack of sexual activity.

[TexasEd 8146]

I love how posters on this site attempt to write a headline worthy of the The Sun  or perhaps The Daily Bugle.

 

[Macanudo 13092]

The last car I had sex in barely had 4 tires and a steering wheel.  

[Disco Strangler 1895]

[BamaATL 16593]

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

I love how posters on this site attempt to write a headline worthy of the The Sun  or perhaps The Daily Bugle.

 

What's wrong with bingo and some free ice cream?  

[Brisketexan 105579]

The last car I had sex in barely had 4 tires and a steering wheel.  

Man…talk about awkward…

[Macanudo 13092]

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man…talk about awkward…

But I know your mom enjoyed it.

[Brisketexan 105579]

But I know your mom enjoyed it.

She might have, had you not had…performance problems…

[Your Mom 4871]

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But I know your mom enjoyed it.

Let’s just say the Little Tike label checked out.  

[Guest]

"and then she said she wanted to be rear-ended..."

[Jkwellborn 6878]

Man…talk about awkward…

[texasdago 7591]

[MissingInAction 25311]

My '97 Chevy lumina has some stories to tell. 

[Gatorubet 30411]

My ‘68 Toyota Corona required extremely limber participants.  Being a short high hurdler dating a diver on the swim team was, in retrospect, the only possible way the vehicle could be a love nest.

My ‘65 Ford Falcon, however, easily allowed a wide variety of body types and slump buster’s to participate

[Macanudo 13092]

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My '97 Chevy lumina has some stories to tell. 

Before or after you bought it?

[MissingInAction 25311]

On 9/9/2023 at 9:58 PM, Macanudo said:

Before or after you bought it?

Why not both?