El Assico Thread of Shame - 2:30CT Fox

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Jack Trice Stadium. Iowa -3.5.

 

Why do you watch? You watch for punts. You watch for fumbles. You watch for senseless penalties. You watch for unforced mental lapses. You watch for football to hit new depths of shit. You watch for hate. You watch for b-roll footage of farm equipment.

 

Go Clones.

[Texasrocks 2134]

['stache 21813]

El Assico 2: Gambool Boogaloo

[LTtxfan 49184]

https://www.bannersociety.com/2019/9/9/20856722/iowa-iowa-state-rivalry-el-assico

 

"To start, we're not playin' with a full deck"  

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by LTtxfan

[Droopy 2626]

Go ‘Clones!

Beat blackandyellow, blackandyellow.

 

[Lidig8r 1873]

36 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

https://www.bannersociety.com/2019/9/9/20856722/iowa-iowa-state-rivalry-el-assico

 

"To start, we're not playin' with a full deck"  

 

That article is greatness!

I see now!

This game is like being in a whorehouse and not being able to get an erection.

There's beauty all around you but you cannot participate in any of the fun!

[Bullneck 19084]

Doesn't ISU also have Farmageddon and Riot Bowl?

That's lot of named football games . . .

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Doesn't ISU also have Farmageddon and Riot Bowl?
That's lot of named football games . . .

Yup. Farmageddon is the only cheeky name that real media acknowledges.

Its also frequently as ridiculous on the field as El Assico too.

[WBT 20565]

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Jack Trice Stadium. Iowa -3.5.

 

Why do you watch? You watch for punts. You watch for fumbles. You watch for senseless penalties. You watch for unforced mental lapses. You watch for football to hit new depths of shit. You watch for hate. You watch for b-roll footage of farm equipment.

 

Go Clones.

What about the point shaving?

 

Go Clones

[bschoolprof 6252]

I've been to two Iowa State-Texas games at Iowa State.  Great people - friendly bunch.  Although Ames isn't much to write home about, ISU has a very nice campus. Iowa has a nice campus too, and both are far better than UT.

This game is an abomination though and you'd have to pay me to watch it.  

Edited September 9, 2023 by bschoolprof

[gmr548 16576]

This game is an abomination and that’s why it’s must see TV

FIFY

Iowa -3.5 seems low but I guess you have to account for the possibility of a 2-0 or 3-0 win.

[Vertigo 20285]

Whatever the line is, I am betting the mortgage on the over. These offenses are too dynamic.

['stache 21813]

3 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

That article is greatness!

I see now!

This game is like being in a whorehouse and not being able to get an erection.

There's beauty all around you but you cannot participate in any of the fun!

Sounds like bedlam, but only on our side. I call it El Shitty.

[Zeus 6022]

I’ve got the over

Please score some fucking points

[Braff Zacklin 13564]

Let's go Fighting Als!

[Dark Horse 2280]

Fuck it, gotta kill some time before the aggy game. 

[Vic Mackey 47029]

The Iowa State crowd has hillbilly aggy vibes

[LTtxfan 49184]

Young cyclone QB good start.

@Al_4_ISU y'all might be glad old QB gambled

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

Now there's the El Assico we all know and love!

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

A blocked FG is perfect for this game. 

[WBT 20565]

Lulz, let the ass begin!

[LTtxfan 49184]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

I’ve got the over

Please score some fucking points

What's the point amount of over ??

Blocked FG sucked

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by LTtxfan
Fuckin' Autocorrect

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

I got Iowa st 9 on 3 field goals to Iowa 5 with one field goal and a super impressive safety. For a barn burner classic from the corn fields of iowa.

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

Iowa butt fucking this opportunity away is going to be glorious.

[Braff Zacklin 13564]

Another field goal attempt? Never saw that coming.

[LTtxfan 49184]

Allison Williams...   Lookin' good

 

 

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

That was probably the worst run play on a 3rd and 3 I’ve ever seen

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I got Iowa st 9 on 3 field goals to Iowa 5 with one field goal and a super impressive safety. For a barn burner classic from the corn fields of iowa.

The Iowa safety would be Isu snapping the ball out of their own end zone on purpose with 10 seconds left to get a free kick rather than risk a punt block. 

[WBT 20565]

get it together clones

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

A darkness warshed over the Al…

[trza-hawk 269]

Stupid Fox Sports and their score display with the team logos tilted almost 45°. Like this is a soda can logo marketed towards the alternative culture demographic back in the 90's. Im so fucking tired of this shit from Fox Sports. This isn't the first time.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

[elfenix 34238]

assssssssss

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

Iowa is going to score more than 24. Miracles do exist. 

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Ball game. Jesus

[WBT 20565]

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

Do you even Seneca Wallace bro?

[heso 2794]

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

I’ll throw Hockenson out there. TEs are about as exciting as it gets for Iowa. 

[trza-hawk 269]

It sure was nice of Brock Huard to buy the other guy a birthday cake and present it to him on the air. Its almost as if they knew there wouldn't be a lot of highlights to go over and needed something to fill the time between commercials.

[Tomatillo 354]

7 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

I've been to two Iowa State-Texas games at Iowa State.  Great people - friendly bunch.  Although Ames isn't much to write home about, ISU has a very nice campus. Iowa has a nice campus too, and both are far better than UT.

This game is an abomination though and you'd have to pay me to watch it.  

I submit that the French maid in Clue is the sexist woman ever in a mainstream movie. 

[Dnaguy 11953]

4 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

I submit that the French maid in Clue is the sexist woman ever in a mainstream movie. 

[Dnaguy 11953]

But didn’t hold

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

This state sucks....sorry Al 

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

This state sucks....sorry Al 

When it comes to football and politics I can’t argue.

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

Iowa State has hung around and pecked says and it’s a ballgame with 2 min left. 

Just stopped Iowa on a 3rd and 1 to get the ball back down 20-13. 
 

Maybe Iowa won’t score more than 24 after all … 

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

Iowa blew up a 4th and 1 to seal this one. Sorry, Cyclones. 

[WBT 20565]

Stuffed on 4th and 1...fitting assico end

[Zeus 6022]

Big 12 continues to suck

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Well. Fuck.

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Fuck it, I’m proud. No CR

https://x.com/kevinmkruse/status/1700650077998485586?s=46

[Dnaguy 11953]

That’s not PI