Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Hutson in at RG that drive.1

Nice observation.... didn't see it is a good sign...

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Quinn has seriously looked great tonight

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

The ball literally went off the screen

[BachelorTrek 2967]

OMG it drew rain but FINALLY A DEEP SHOT TD!

HOOK'EM HORNS!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!

[Mdhorn 5948]

There's that deep ball connection. Worthy making up for the drop with a nice over the shoulder td. 

[Thatguy 8686]

Worthy back in good graces

[Nivek 16923]

Holy shit! He caught it!

[Smax 3800]

Ewers sucks with the deep ball. Right surly. Hahahah 

He hits 22% of them according to the graphic shown earlier, so ya he does.

[hookem48 4687]

better pass blocking with DJ out

[ATXbronco 4064]

 

[Lou_Sassle 2874]

Let's fucking goooooooo! Fuck yeah! 

[Huckleberry 32851]

Obviously super glad it scored. But hate watching QBs throw that straight upfield instead of across. Made that throw much more difficult than it needed to be. But congrats to Worthy, that was a hell of a catch.

If Ewers throws that outside the left hash between the 5 and goal line it's an easy catch for a TD. He read that the other safety squatted on the shorter route, that leaves that deep half completely open.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Not gonna lie, the storm trooper uniforms are so sexy, sometimes I wear it when I pound the old lady out

Me too 

[ousux 5597]

FULLY ERECT. Finally

3/4 chub until less than a min to go in the 4th

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

ya'll keep talking shit about the ewers deep ball.

 

[SKA the boss 729]

Defend that.

What?

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Patience. Practice. Performance.

[Zeus 6018]

Worthy could have 2 tiddies right now 

[Lurch 5930]

Man Worthy has shitty hands. He caught that pass with his forearms.

[lilMAC25 3792]

WOOOOOOORRRTTTHHHHYYYY

[52-80 19150]

ewers to worthy bomb:

 

[GSU&UT 1798]

LET US FUCKING GO YOU MOTHERFUCKING DICKSLAPS

[Enemy07 288]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

draw PIs

Worthy is 1 st round talent. Has a limp dick qb throwing for him.

[UTEE97 3518]

I feel like this breaks our deep ball curse. The flood gate just opened. 

[Horn80 6118]

Knew that was coming.  Ya, Ewers can’t throw the deep ball.

[hobbes2702 13032]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Ewers sucks with the deep ball. Right surly. Hahahah 

I mean he could have just thrown it and X walks in instead of having to track for it like that. 

[Paul Wesley 3278]

I enjoyed their fans booing a holding call when their DB had a handful of jersey for a full 15 yards.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

According to the announcer we're up by 10. I like his math skills.

It was a 10 point throw and catch honestly 

[Modessit 5599]

Uh-oh. Happy learned how to putt!

[utxmike05 1828]

 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Obviously super glad it scored. But hate watching QBs throw that straight upfield instead of across. Made that throw much more difficult than it needed to be. But congrats to Worthy, that was a hell of a catch.

If Ewers throws that outside the left hash between the 5 and goal line it's an easy catch for a TD. He read that the other safety squatted on the shorter route, that leaves that deep half completely open.

Dude, with all due respect.  SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

ya'll keep talking shit about the ewers deep ball.

 

Trust me, we will.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Rice up 28-0 on Cougar High

 

lolololololol

[TwiceHorn 31450]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Oline held up.  

They did, and Ewers has remained quite composed.

[Helobious 9448]

We are unequivocally better than them across the board at the skill positions. They are better in the trenches, which is big but not everything. We can win this shit.

[hobbes2702 13032]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Obviously super glad it scored. But hate watching QBs throw that straight upfield instead of across. Made that throw much more difficult than it needed to be. But congrats to Worthy, that was a hell of a catch.

If Ewers throws that outside the left hash between the 5 and goal line it's an easy catch for a TD. He read that the other safety squatted on the shorter route, that leaves that deep half completely open.

Ding ding ding

[HOOKEM4 5036]

Let's show they what defense do.

[Hermanator 7039]

That's 1 big hitter. Felt we needed to hit 2 to 3 big hitters to win this game. Alabama's defensive backs are high 4 and 5 stars but very young and inexperienced. No way they should have much of a chance if the line gives Ewers time and he's getting time. Saban's going to adjust and now we need to counter it. 

Ok defense, this is what all those summer reps were for. Break their drive quickly

[APMP 688]

Just takes one. Saban not gonna play those safeties so close anymore. Running room here we come.

[BachelorTrek 2967]

2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

You were saying?

I gave it its due. 

Win the fucking game now.

Gotta do it several times now to win.

[Mdhorn 5948]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Worthy really helped us there. Big fucking play 

Worthy helped on that whole drive. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Making milroe a passer would not suck

[gofuckyourself 8209]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Obviously super glad it scored. But hate watching QBs throw that straight upfield instead of across. Made that throw much more difficult than it needed to be. But congrats to Worthy, that was a hell of a catch.

If Ewers throws that outside the left hash between the 5 and goal line it's an easy catch for a TD. He read that the other safety squatted on the shorter route, that leaves that deep half completely open.

[TexArcher 37774]

Come on, D, let's fucking go now

[Jkwellborn 6697]

That's 1 big hitter. Felt we needed to hit 2 to 3 big hitters to win this game. Alabama's defensive backs are high 4 and 5 stars but very young and inexperienced. No way they should have much of a chance if the line gives Ewers time and he's getting time. Saban's going to adjust and now we need to counter it. 
Ok defense, this is what all those summer reps were for. Break their drive quickly

That was a td without the PI.

[Dbeasy 15047]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Obviously super glad it scored. But hate watching QBs throw that straight upfield instead of across. Made that throw much more difficult than it needed to be. But congrats to Worthy, that was a hell of a catch.

If Ewers throws that outside the left hash between the 5 and goal line it's an easy catch for a TD. He read that the other safety squatted on the shorter route, that leaves that deep half completely open.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Didn Herbie forget ewers was carving bama before he got injured?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

The ball literally went off the screen

Hated the throw when it left his hand, such a high throw.

[Wishbone 4759]

Should be 14-3 but I’ll take it lol!

[SKA the boss 729]

We’re about to run them out their own stadium.

[Huckleberry 32851]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Dude, with all due respect.  SHUT THE FUCK UP

My apologies for bringing actual football analysis to a Surly game thread.