Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[Nicole44 22027]

What a sexy field goal. Lol. Let’s all stare in awe as it gets drilled through the uprights.

footnote: Texas still up by four. Lol

[UTEX_ME 4754]

TD here or we lose

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Those two douches rooting for the team playing us is par for the fucking course.  

This is my shocked face. Jesus, and they get paid to pull for teams. 

[Dahobbs 17449]

Let's answer and then some. 

[BurntOrange&White 39667]

Looked like Burke was close to getting a block there.

[TOR 5374]

Damn.  That guy will play Sundays, barely sweat, and be rich.

[Dnaguy 11777]

I want to win so badly.

let’s go score a td.

[Mother mopar 3304]

TD here

FIFY

[Modessit 5597]

I want KRob to take it to the house on this kickoff.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Those two douches rooting for the team playing us is par for the fucking course.  

They aren’t playing.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

TD on this drive would be nice.

[BigSwingingD 719]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I want this one for us fans. 13 years of shit we have watched. I want this one for us! We need it. Quite frankly we deserve it. We’ve earned it. We’ve bought the gear, yelled our hearts out and been rewarded year over year with a box of shit. I want this win for us 

What she said...

[VaLonghorn99 340]

Let's answer their 3 with a 7!

[cabowabo 4453]

Gotta have a TD here. Offense needs to quit fucking around. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2010]

Let’s get 7. Fuck bama 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Just now, Bodowned said:

Every fucking kicker we play is prime Justin Tucker. It’s an absolute joke how cursed we are.

we had a span of something like 20 years where every single kicker we had, including backup kickers, nailed every single "must get it" kick. 

its just us getting it back in return 10 years later. 

[deft 6800]

Probably covered but how often is Alabama kept out of the end zone for an entire half? Maybe a whole game….

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

The O needs to give the D some rest. Need at least three first downs on this drive

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

TD here or we lose

You need some edibles.

[TexArcher 37524]

Let's go get 7 and put some more heat on these guys.  Come on, fellas.  

[Dnaguy 11777]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Bama's kicker is nails.

[shakahorn 1627]

Sark gotta earn his money on this drive.

[Handcruser 2805]

So far so good.

We need 17 2nd half points I think.

[CurlyDumps 4440]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Looked like Burke was close to getting a block there.

Could have sworn I heard that thing graze a glove.

[tokamak 6352]

Just now, Modessit said:

I want KRob to take it to the house on this kickoff.

Fuck that I want like an 11 minute drive for 7

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

A nice methodical drive that gasses their def again would be great. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

TD here or we lose

Damn, you are such a pussy.

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Just now, deft said:

Probably covered but how often is Alabama kept out of the end zone for an entire half? Maybe a whole game….

9-6 LSU 2011... somehow they got to replay the game in the BCS and win another fucking title.

[F250 28693]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Damn.  That guy will play Sundays, barely sweat, and be rich.

Fuck that dork.

[BERT 4351]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

TD here or we lose

Are u this much of a little bitch watching the game with other people?? 

[DixonHur 11229]

Get AD the ball

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Death taxes and Bama kickers and receivers making plays 

Lol Will Reichard is good and he's made kicks against us two years in a row but this post is really funny given Saban's historical results at kicker

[gmr548 16518]

No one's negging you but if anyone is getting worn down it isn't us. We controlled the game and wanted it more in the 1H.

My suspicion is the Texas offense will stall in the second half as it almost always has against god teams. If they can put together a couple more sustained scoring drives like their last one, and more importantly finish them with TDs, then yeah they’re in business.

Basically they’re going to have to do things they’ve only shown they can’t thus far. We’ll find out if this team is different.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

You need some edibles.

Give me some plese!!1

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

My stream had an ad for buildsubmarines.com. i guess if I want to get some Ohio class subs for Xmas gifts this year I know where to go.

[Handcruser 2805]

Fuck that I want like an 11 minute drive for 7

Yes. Exactly.

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Let's go. Gotta answer here with points

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Last week 3rd qtr or doom was 3rd qtr of tits.  Let’s do it 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, BERT said:

Are u this much of a little bitch watching the game with other people?? 

yes :') been hurt too many times before

[Mo Horn 8807]

Breaking out the scotch. No way I'm finishing this game sober

[BurntOrange&White 39667]

Caleb Downs puking on sideline.....

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Terrible start

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

again.... take the fucking ball at the 25.

 

OOOORRRRR return it to the 20-22, with a great chance for a hold or block in back to be called against you.

 

just TAKE A KNEE

[Mother mopar 3304]

C. downs being out is good for us.

[TexArcher 37524]

Fuck that play.

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

Just now, gmr548 said:

My suspicion is the Texas offense will stall in the second half as it almost always has against god teams. If they can put together a couple more sustained scoring drives like their last one, and more importantly finish them with TDs, then yeah they’re in business.

Basically they’re going to have to do things they’ve only shown they can’t thus far. We’ll find out if this team is different.

We were a very good 3Q team last year. 4Q no, but you're generalizing past what evidence actually supports

[millhouse 2587]

Tommy Reese looks like his GF is breaking up with him on the phone 

[cabowabo 4453]

We’re gonna have to throw the damn ball. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Not optimal

[Duane Moore 5236]

I have a terrible feeling we aren’t scoring again this game