Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[Thatguy 8,699]

Time to head over to Texags!!!!

[Rickylovesweed 14,316]

This was kind of an ass kicking. A couple dropped touchdowns and missed FG or we win this by 20. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Texas is about to rocket up the rankings. Ewers for heisman!

[ATXbronco 4,065]

[Topper13 3,271]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How many 5 stars do we sign?

All of 'em.

[mchookem 16,336]

i want to have sex

🤘🤘🤘

[Bevo&Pevo 5,146]

The Eyes of Texas NEVER sounded so sweet.

TEXAS FIGHT!

[ztejas 43,449]

Just now, The Dude said:

All you winey “were going to lose” bitches and you fire sark bitches suck my nut

Something deep inside of me knew we had this the entire time. I've never been less nervous leading up to a bigger matchup.

I don't know. College football deserved this. 

We're fucking back, baby. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Doubtful 

[Wishbone 4,760]

Took those bitches out like a rotten tooth!

[Anastasis 23,469]

Ewers should punch that horns down frat douchebag. 

[Lou Loomis 746]

Feels good!!!!

[52-80 19,159]

 

[millhouse 2,605]

Let's fucking rage!!!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,204]

Quinn shit talking Bama fans. I love it! 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

Meet us at the RV!!!!!!!

[AbeFroman 2,177]

Bitch tried to bait Ewers, he said fuck you bitch!!

[CooterBrown 18,012]

My wife is getting the best 10 seconds of her life tonight

Get in line, buddy.

[kingkoopa6 8,350]

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

[hornmpa96 2,618]

Great Win - Go win the Big 12

[Majorcholas 508]

3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

not quite but i remember the cell phone write up where the guy bought tix before the nebraska game. Then they came on the field and nebraska looked "big, mean, and fast". Tonight finally fit where we were the bigger, meaner, faster team. By a lot. Seriously, watch the replay, it was a thing of beauty. 

Been a fucking minute since we got scored on and the Texas offense immediately answered with a drag our nuts across YourFaceDrive. Goddamn glorious. And on the road!!!

The “cell phone flop out”

[dcbc 14,484]

[Bodowned 709]

Colt injury in the MNC was my college freshman year. Haven’t experienced a good team since I’ve been old enough to vote. What a feeling.

[ousux 5,597]

This bottle of Creek is going dry tonight

[Lou Loomis 746]

A lot of Horns down signs went to waste tonight

[Hornsome 212]

Fired up!!

[skilesare 71]

I was here. 🤘

[BonzoMontreaux 1,038]

Fuck yeah! Let’s go!

[deadshank 24,653]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

[sdm 847]

Fuck Yeah!

[Escapedgoat 90]

The Eyes of Texas never sounded better than here after beating Alabama. 

[Deej 76,793]

So many Bama fans hate fucking their sisters tonight. 

[Both Tacos 1,806]

Rock out with your cocks out tonight boys!!!!

[ruitxn 296]

HOOK’EM DAMN HORNS!!

[Butch Had Not 2,971]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Doubtful 

Jimbos wife?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Me too

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

Just now, ztejas said:

Something deep inside of me knew we had this the entire time. I've never been less nervous leading up to a bigger matchup.

I don't know. College football deserved this. 

We're fucking back, baby. 

Same here, I jokingly predicted 80-0 Horns, but felt we were ready for this shit.

[Quagmire 2,147]

Feel free to trash this arrogant fuck

[vicerous 169]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

I love twinkies!

[Hpara759 1,778]

[Topper13 3,271]

[coachherman'sgrill 2,105]

A lot of Horns down signs went to waste tonight

Rent free.......or we must be doing something right

[ATXbronco 4,065]

sARK & sON

[pearlandhorn 3,269]

Fuck everyone who doubted Quinn. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,174]

Gentleman…..this next drink’s to all of you who have stood by this program during a challenging decade.  Onto Wyoming.  #Don’tlookpasttherest

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Just now, deadshank said:

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

i went first.  let the other dude go next. then you're up

[chainsaw 9,869]

THIS

ONE'S

FOR

COLT

[D3zii 3,680]

THAT SHIT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!!!! 
 

WE FUCKING TEXAS!!!!!!

Edited September 10, 2023 by D3zii