Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[Gidnik 3249]

FUCK YEA HOOK'EM! 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9274]

Drove back from a memorial service in Houston. Listened to the first 3 quarters on the drive, was back in time to see the 4th quarter.

Hook em!

[Duane Moore 5236]

So happy for Sark

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Big props to both lines.

Zero sacks allowed and only 2 TFL by our O-Line. No turnovers by us (lucky we recovered those 2).

5 sacks and 9 TFL by our D-Line. 2 picks. Seemed like more.

OL played fucking amazing. What a difference from last week 

[Earl Haffler 576]

Just broke out. the Willett.

[JBJ 3646]

LFG!!!!!   Everyone gettin laid tonight.

[Bevo&Pevo 5005]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Nailed it. 

I damn near called the score in the prediction thread tho.

I called for 30 to 28.  What did you call?

[Daichee Bell 2925]

[CoachTex 2615]

Cheers mother fuckas!

[Hermanator 6863]

9 minutes ago, millhouse said:

aggy loses and aggy daddy loses

Well now that we're going to the SEC yard next year we had to step in and punk Alabama so they know who owns that aggy ass

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

So happy for Sark

Hard to root against the guy

[GreenspointTexas 9547]

Tech not taking care of business

 

first time To start a season 0-2 in 33 years

[jimmyjazz 45430]

Not gonna say it's tOSU 2005, but it's damn close.  Well done, gentlemen.

 

[bernorange 8345]

Well alright.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 888]

We can haz deep throws!

[Bevoette 1240]

20230909_214449.heic

[SuckitKevin 914]

Gargle my hairy balls Nick

[gofuckyourself 8099]

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

When would Baxter have got hurt? Seemed like brooks ran out the game. Hope it wasn’t celebrating 

His last run down the middle, I think, he grabbed an ankle. Same play the bama defender was injured

I don't know that Baxter is injured but I saw him reach down to his legs on that one.

[TOR 5355]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I called for 30 to 28.  What did you call?

34-28 with a defensive score.

[Quagmire 2140]

Let’s all fuck tonight !!! ….. but each other though

[TexArcher 37414]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Good game guys.  A no doubter, the better team won, best of luck the rest of the way.  

To y'all as well, and thanks for the classy post.  We're not used to that with all these little brother bitch schools in Texas.  Looking forward to many battles with other heavyweights in all 3 sports.

[Bozo_Casanova 26188]

[GreenspointTexas 9547]

2 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

When would Baxter have got hurt? Seemed like brooks ran out the game. Hope it wasn’t celebrating 

He got hobbled 2nd to last drive, when the alabama defender went down with cramps

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

Did that really just happen? Or am I in some weird inebriated trip that I have an altered perception of reality?

[Pancho 44186]

Josh Pate was hyping up aggy and saying we were definitely losing 9even tho he liked us as a team).

[gofuckyourself 8099]

And it wasn't as close as the final score. Texas left a lot of points out there.

[sith_horn 2366]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech not taking care of business

 

first time To start a season 0-2 in 33 years

                     

[cactusflinthead 27588]

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Drove back from a memorial service in Houston. Listened to the first 3 quarters on the drive, was back in time to see the 4th quarter.

Hook em!

Craig was in fine form tonight 

[ButtFumble 5128]

probably the best played game since Georgia in The Sugar Bowl, but this game has more meaning because it is early in the season and matters for the future

[F250 28623]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Well now that we're going to the SEC yard next year we had to step in and punk Alabama so they know who owns that aggy ass

[Horn Dog 9588]

How nice was it to play a game with a officiating crew that you didn’t notice for  large portions of the game, and then when you did notice them it was cause it was so shocking to see officials making the correct calls.  Can not wait for this to be routine!

[Dilligas 659]

Now is when I want access to a longhorn centric tv program dammit. Guess I’ll see if I can find it online

[Hermanator 6863]

7 minutes ago, rivin said:

Baxter limping off on LHN?

His last carry the defender landed on his leg and he looked a little unsure getting up. Brooks got every carry the rest of the way to salt it. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5005]

Just now, JBJ said:

LFG!!!!!   Everyone gettin laid tonight.

 

[TwiceHorn 31087]

Man, it wasn't perfect.  We fucked up a lot of shit, but still overcame, didn't let it get to us, and got it done.

Can't say that about a lot of our bigger games the last 14 years or so.

[Valmy77 13087]

I can't fucking believe we won this game.

It's amazing. 

Lots of season to go but they can never take this one away from us.

Wyoming, come on down.

[Majorcholas 507]

2 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Gargle my hairy balls Nick

Username not checking out

[Firemans4Horn 17776]

[Rickylovesweed 14142]

It is pretty funny the best officiating we've had in years is from a non-Big 12 crew. 

Kind of pathetic really. 

[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

To eloquently paraphrase a great Texas man using cultural vernacular.

We're back cunts.

[SuckitKevin 914]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

And it wasn't as close as the final score. Texas left a lot of points out there.

Truth, we dropped 2tds in the first half.

[Bevoette 1240]

[ztejas 43198]

I just sat in a bar full of randoms the entire game in San Diego and cheered my ass off - to where some guy I was next to told me to keep it down.

I then had multiple staff members tell me: "What? This is a sports bar. Fuck that guy"

This city is cool. That guy was a dickhead. All the Bama fans that were there with me can go fuck all the way off. 

I'm now next door at a dive bar about to have several cocktails. 

I may go to the beach later and pass out in the sand to the sound of the waves. 

I don't know.

I don't really care. 

It's a great night to be a Texas fan. 

We're finally fucking back. And it's real this time. 

[ATXbronco 4054]

Should already be front page news
I mean, I've already tuned to UFC but still, the horns should be front page

Fuck ESPN

[Escapedgoat 90]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Did that really just happen? Or am I in some weird inebriated trip that I have an altered perception of reality?

Nope. It happened and get used to seeing the Horns sour and make a lot of those SEC rubes vomit. Here’s your Horns Down SEC. Hook ‘Em! 

[SuckitKevin 914]

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Now is when I want access to a longhorn centric tv program dammit. Guess I’ll see if I can find it online

On3 is doing a livestream on YouTube 

[Wishbone 4729]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

And it wasn't as close as the final score. Texas left a lot of points out there.

11 by my count.

[Horn80 6058]

Looks like some motherfuckers got off the motherfucking bus.

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

Can't fucking wait to see the new hire aggy that asked me who "TU was playing" this weekend.

[mdmost 42697]

We finally fucking did it. Excellent in all 3 phases. This is our springboard. Make it count.