Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[NAVY 6738]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Holding god dammit!

Este 

[ztejas 43262]

They aren't going to give us flags so we should probably do shit, like, idk, not drop touchdown passes. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

We just won the first Quarter.

Edited September 9, 2023 by Irish Wrist Watch

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Holding doesn't exist in the SEC. Fuckin redneck sec worthless fucksticks

 

Doesn't happen in Big 12 either ( unless it's on us)

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

good news, aggy gonna lose

[ITHorn 797]

This D is legit. Watching Saban realize he’s going to have to squeeze every ounce out of his D to have a shot is very satisfying. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Would be nice if Alabama's kicker can miss this for us

[DixonHur 11170]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Bama not going to get called for holding.

Big 12 crew...'nuff said

[ousux 5586]

Fucking holding 

Not the first one I've seen

But to be fair, they aren't calling it on us either so it's all good...for now.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Just now, Paul Wesley said:

10,000 dudes:  "THAT'S A FUCKING HOLD!"

10,000 wives:  "Honey, you have to settle down."

Do you have a camera in my house?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2004]

Holding. Holy shit 

[texastroubadour 1203]

how in the fuckiong world does that hold not get called?

 

[troph 24562]

First quarter 3-0 and stopped them on 3rd down to end the quarter? 
 

I’ll take that all day long. Let’s fucking GO!! 

[DaysOff 7851]

We just won the first Quarter.

One what

[Mother mopar 3300]

Big 12 crew...'nuff said

Except it's not; SEC crew.

[APMP 685]

Time to play zero or cover 1. Full sell out to stop the...I really don't think the Bama QB is ready to make second and third reads and sling it in this crucible.

[Nivek 16852]

That is just perfect corner play right there.

Just about, int would be perfect.

[TOR 5364]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We just one the first Quarter.

Hopefully we can oin the next 3.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2004]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

good news, aggy gonna lose

Fuck ya

[UTEE97 3429]

We can win this D... bend but not break, but we need our offensive playmakers to step up. We hired Sark for his offensive prowess, yet this is the area where we continue to lag.

[Anastasis 23393]

1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

10,000 dudes:  "THAT'S A FUCKING HOLD!"

10,000 wives:  "Honey, you have to settle down."

My wife is graciously out of town. But my 12 and 9 year olds know what a fucking hold looks like. 

[Hermanator 6933]

If you do a quick grab and release they won't call holding. He released the hold just quick enough to make it borderline for a call. Refs not calling much either way so far. I'd rather see that than have them nit picking. 

[Dahobbs 17437]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

how in the fuckiong world does that hold not get called?

 

Announcers better call that out when we return. 

[Dnaguy 11769]

1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

10,000 dudes:  "THAT'S A FUCKING HOLD!"

10,000 wives:  "Honey, you have to settle down."

 

[dcar00 14030]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Defense is going to win this game for us if we can tighten up on the line

yep. they've been close to busting a couple runs.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Just now, APMP said:

Time to play zero or cover 1. Full sell out to stop the...I really don't think the Bama QB is ready to make second and third reads and sling it in this crucible.

All but one of his completions have been scramble bullshit. 

[ousux 5586]

We just won the first Quarter.

Haven't won jack shit yet. Lot of game left

[Vic Mackey 46932]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Not the first one I've seen

But to be fair, they aren't calling it on us either so it's all good...for now.

Yes, "for now". Don't worry, we will be called for a back breaking holding play at some point in this game.

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Just now, UTEE97 said:

We can win this D... bend but not break, but we need our offensive playmakers to step up. We hired Sark for his offensive prowess, yet this is the area where we continue to lag.

I mean Sark dialed up the right play, Worthy stone handed it.

[Helobious 9480]

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Holding!  being tackled from behind.....must be Big12 officials

It’s an SEC crew. 
 

A bunch of Texas fans like you are about to find out big 12 officials aren’t any shittier than any other conference’s. 

[MotownHorn 1728]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol why?

By all accounts he is a very hard worker 

And by No accounts I’ve heard is he an asshole 

[Nicole44 22027]

Cool cool. An old SEC score 3-3. A TD could win this! 

[NAVY 6738]

So you don’t have to look . Posted so you can lol 

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Can Quinn target Sanders or Whitt in the middle of the field plz? 

[Dignan 355]

That X drop is gonna matter. No doubt. F.

[Valmy77 13093]

Ok offense, take it back down the field.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

If you do a quick grab and release they won't call holding. He released the hold just quick enough to make it borderline for a call. Refs not calling much either way so far. I'd rather see that than have them nit picking. 

the play before the INT  3 of our guys were all held dead center of the pocket and all ended up laying on each other because the holds were so fucking egregious

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

We've seen this before...

 

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

My wife is graciously out of town. But my 12 and 9 year olds know what a fucking hold looks like. 

Haha. I'm hanging out at a bar in San Diego by myself. Just trying not to disturb the gentry too much. Some Bama fans here, a table of Tennessee fans that look afraid to cheer for us but I've seen flashes. Need to get them on board. 

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

Wife is Bama born and raised. She said I was being too loud and now I’m at Pluckers. 

[UTEE97 3429]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean Sark dialed up the right play, Worthy stone handed it.

I know but offense is where we continue to struggle. It's always one thing or the other. Can't get the whole unit to play well.

[Ellellelle 308]

We gotta start counting the hair montages.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

As usual not even close on a deep ball. 

[Dnaguy 11769]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

the play before the INT  3 of our guys were all held dead center of the pocket and all ended up laying on each other because the holds were so fucking egregious

[Surly Bevo 24695]

There's the Texas offense I know and hate

[ztejas 43262]

Is it just me or should Worthy have got to that ball?

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

ooo another long ball on first to worthy that doesnt land within 4 yards of him

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

So you don’t have to look . Posted so you can lol 

 

All that money to buy a defense that can't stop anyone lol 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Hahaha he is terrible at anything over 15 yards it’s actually amazing 

[ATXhorn17 1610]

Worthy jogging for that ball