Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[ousux 5597]

It would be nice to get some more points on this drive, but I'll be happy with a long, time eating, defense resting drive also.

Fuck that, 7 or bust

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Well slight change of plans for my game viewing. At least the nurses prepping me for my surprise appendectomy tonight are hawt and the streaming wifi is strong \m/

Win one for the gipper boys!

[Rickylovesweed 14291]

FYI, RIce is up 28-0 on Houston. 

Maybe they're decent? 

[Paul Wesley 3278]

I was pretty fired up.

Needed that WNBA commercial to bore the living fuck out of me.

I'm good now.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[ATXbronco 4064]

 

Gbenda Powah!

[deadshank 24652]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We’re dominating these gump fuckers.

Tap the brakes, home chicken. 

Edited September 10, 2023 by deadshank

[DFW Horn 6123]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

FYI, RIce is up 28-0 on Houston. 

Maybe they're decent? 

...and Cougar High sucks cock?

[dcar00 14181]

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

They aren’t gonna call any holds on this team, huh?

as long as they don't make up BS holds on us I'm good.  that is what is the problem with Big 12.  it's one way.

[Steelers Roll Left 1168]

Hopefully during this break, Sark is talking to the refs about these non-calls on the Bama holds.  Contain Milroe…..win…..or Saban goes to the backup

[BurgleBro 787]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

this is where Mack was helpful, he would be in the refs ears about holding every single play.    Sark needs to start fucking bitching about it. its every other play and its dead fucking center of the pocket where a zebra has to fucking see it .

Sark needs to act to the refs like he did that one kid that touched his shirt

[pops 6981]

I don't know what fucking channel my yttv is pulling this game from but I get no commercials. Just live wide shot from the endzone and silence. It is glorious. 

[Jkwellborn 6697]

We’re about to run them out their own stadium.

That would be hilarious.

[ousux 5597]

The more I watch the more confident I get. This bama offense is the worst saban has ever had. Take advantage.

They have some real talent on D, just not much experience

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

We need a TD on this drive 

[BachelorTrek 2967]

6 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Rice up 28-0 on Cougar High

 

lolololololol

Cougar High will take off the rest of the season to focus on the TEXAS game plan.

THAT is why we don't play that SHITHOLE anymore. 

FUCK cougar high!

[Mdhorn 5947]

This team is fired up.  They came out flat against Rice, just seemed like they were sleepwalking. Now we know why--they've been thinking about this game for awhile.  

Edited September 10, 2023 by Mdhorn

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

We need a TD on this drive 

we need a TD on every drive

 

[NAVY 6740]

Let’s go longhorns! 

[TexArcher 37772]

Facemaak??

[Paul Wesley 3278]

face mask?

[Dahobbs 17530]

I'll take that!!!

[Dbeasy 15044]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

FYI, RIce is up 28-0 on Houston. 

Maybe they're decent? 

They interviewed the rice coach before the Texas game and he was very confident he had a good team. 

[ousux 5597]

Well slight change of plans for my game viewing. At least the nurses prepping me for my surprise appendectomy tonight are hawt and the streaming wifi is strong \m/

Win one for the gipper boys!

Oh shit, I've had one of those. Enjoy staying home for 2-3 weeks popping whatever opioids they prescribe!

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

i will fucking take that 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12187]

Hell yeah 

[dcar00 14181]

facemask.

[Dnaguy 11939]

Very nice. Gif

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

We needed that 

[ATXbronco 4064]

Just now, pops said:

I don't know what fucking channel my yttv is pulling this game from but I get no commercials. Just live wide shot from the endzone and silence. It is glorious. 

Same, I guess they do that for 4K broadcasts per another poster here

I miss sound though

Wishing for some AT&T titties right now

 

Not true 4K btw.  Filmed in 1080P and upscaled to 4K, per YTTV stats for nerds

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

a DELAY, Seriously?

 

[Ellellelle 308]

Dayuuuuum, stepping all over their own feet.

[SpiralOut 1813]

Wow.  Refs finally threw a fucking flag on some of this bullshit.  

[WBT 20561]

that helps

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

Blue is so fucking quick

[VRHorn 718]

1 minute ago, pops said:

I don't know what fucking channel my yttv is pulling this game from but I get no commercials. Just live wide shot from the endzone and silence. It is glorious. 

I think it's always like that on ESPN 4k.

[deadshank 24652]

Fakes macks

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Stepping on our own dicks?

[TOR 5546]

Egregious facemask, did they call it?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

can't stop like that in the backfield, gotta keep moving forward

[Surly Bevo 24908]

You can't dance....you gotta get forward

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Keep it going

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Run the ball 

[Eastwood 4394]

Keep pushing to the outside, Blue

[Paul Wesley 3278]

Blue has to run that out for no gain

Can't stop and lose 3

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

I think it's time to go to the play action portion of the call sheet

[Huckleberry 32851]

Inexperience in that run. Take the yard or two, don't dance in the backfield. 

[Mdhorn 5947]

Baxter is a stud.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Hit it blue 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Backs can’t dance agaiant these guys. Gotta go hard