Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[perfectchaos007 6596]

I guess we need to start respecting the deep ball now. We are probably fucked

[UTEX_ME 4754]

I'll be a millionaire before we win an SEC title

[Fudbelty 2785]

Would be cool if we could score a TD here.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2869]

Sark the “offensive specialist”

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Why do we keep guarding fast guys with slow guys?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Now our offense can go drag their ass down the field for 8 yards and punt. 

You’re being generous

[Zeus 5950]

Thompson should’ve tackled him as soon as he got beat take the penalty 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Catches on fingertip throws vs drops on fingertip throws. 

[hookem48 4631]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Well if we give that up to a guy that “can’t throw” it’s over. 
 

this is why you don’t leave points on the field then act like you’re in a good position like sark did at halftime. 

shut the fuck up idiot, we've gone for it on 4th down twice

[Pam Cummings 9581]

I wish Sark wasnt a bitch

[cabowabo 4453]

Our offense is retarded. 

[Captainant 27453]

Fuck we've had like 4 of those beautiful TD plays that were just dropped passes. We shouldn't be down by 3 but here we are. 

 

Furk. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Same fucking Sark. It's "his team". Yeah, no shit. We can see it. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Continuously shot ourself in the foot and let them hang around.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Another soft ass Sark team as the goes on.

The team that has gone blow to blow with Bama, at home?

[millhouse 2587]

Ok sark, figure this shit out

[sith_horn 2370]

Well Sark. What ya got?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

bahaha and tech is going to beat oregon .. fuck tonight

[tokamak 6352]

So was Sark’s game plan just for our defense to play a perfect game?

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Losery offense needs to be less losery

[Bevo 13527]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Same Sark. We don't play football in the 2nd half. 

Blame the fucking players. How many drops, poor blocking, missed ints, missed kicks…

[GreenspointTexas 9566]

This is what happens when your receiving corps can ACTUALLY catch the ball

[BachelorTrek 2936]

Now who's mad about the THREE DROPPED TOUCHDOWN passes? FFS.

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

2 dropped tds and a missed FG

[EuroHorn 3204]

Here’s where we fold 

[TexArcher 37508]

All of you saying we're done can fuck all the way off.  Bitches.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

another coach who forces 4th down conversions.  the first lucky fumble was the sign.  you fucking punt the ball asshole

Edited September 10, 2023 by Shaggy3.0

[cabowabo 4453]

Bring in Maalik. 

[hookem48 4631]

we seem to be very easy to tackle

[Nicole44 22027]

I’d like to see some fucking fire coming from offense. Shit you’re in Tuscaloosa and you’re not getting blown out. Be heroes and make a fucking play 

[Hermanator 6944]

If you combine Ewers and Milroe you have the perfect QB. Ewers throws the short and middle game great but deep balls and mobility are lacking. Milroe can't throw the short stuff for shit but throws a great deep ball and is very mobile. They're opposites as QBs

[Dahobbs 17447]

What a terrible third. Fucking Sark man. Come the fuck on. 

[UTEE97 3429]

They tackle really well.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Sark is a fucking gimp

[kingkoopa6 8316]

Lotta game left

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

I'll be a millionaire before we win an SEC title

I’ll start a go fund me

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, TexArcher said:

All of you saying we're done can fuck all the way off.  Bitches.

are you just dumb or numb over the last FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS

[4th&Five 41461]

shutout in the 3rd. sark gonna sark. 

[AUS-97HORN 11681]

it comes down to this stat

 

their QB, scrambling for his life and his WR catch most of what comes their way.

 

OUR QB, throws the ball and hits the receivers in teh fucking hands and they drop it.    we have 2 solid catches ( Worthy TD and AD 1st down).  and like 5 fucking drops. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

we dont.
 
Sark is getting real fucking close to the Herman level of losing close fucking games. 

Sark won't ever be as good as Herman was sadly. There's a reason no one wanted him as a head coach forever. He's terrible. He's not an offensive genius. He blended into the Saban machine, where a 5 year old can call plays and look good with that talent.

[GreenspointTexas 9566]

Hiring chris jackson was hilariously retarded

[Captainant 27453]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The team that has gone blow to blow with Bama, at home?

The team that loses an imminently winnable game isn't the team that wins championships 

[hookem48 4631]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I wish Sark wasnt a bitch

went for it on 4th down twice the last drive, fucking idiot

[Capn81 372]

What a terrible third. Fucking Sark man. Come the fuck on. 

Got cute.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2869]

The Ewers experiment ends tonight. 

[Txzen 498]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Well Sark. What ya got?

He’s got skill players with the dropsies. 

[Texas Flood 1356]

Is catalon hurt?

[dcar00 14035]

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Terrible 3rd quarter. Almost like a trend.

yep.  this is when the head coach tells Sark what to do because the other team adjusted.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

It’s clear as day to me Sark can’t make any adjustments after halftime to counter a defense. It’s probably going to cost us yet another game we dominated for 3 and half quarters. 

Edited September 10, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[hornmpa96 2598]

Let’s go win this fucking thing