Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[A’Dam Psycho 1499]

Offense makes a play, defense decides to not even show up. Texas football in a nutshell 

[ATXhorn17 1677]

Wouldn’t be close without holding every fucking play

[UTEX_ME 4288]

[UTEE97 3944]

How does one guy make a catch while 3 of our guys jog and watch?

[TwiceHorn 32109]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

3rd and 17, holding not called

That was horrendous.  The defender even let go with a big ol' "wut, wut'd I do."

Fucking bullshit.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Up by 3 with the ball. We would have taken this pre-game 100% of the time. Go win the game

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Those 8 points we left in the first half would come in handy about now.

[EuroHorn 3295]

3rd and long has always been an advantage for the opponent 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13438]

3rd and 17 is not a good position for the Texas defense, evidently.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, McCroskey said:

Up 3 in Tuscaloosa in the 4th Quarter.  Good drive here extends it back to 11.  Chill the fuck out.

We're going for 2?

[D3zii 3955]

WHERE IS CATALON???

[Horn Dog 10188]

[GreenspointTexas 9994]

Did we not practice against a dummy Milroe all week “?

[Huckleberry 34749]

Pass rush disappeared that last series

Gotta have it back. 

[Jkwellborn 7069]

We better wake up and run the ball a little here. 
 
Or just run 3 plays and score a TD that seems to work fine too. 
 
Fuck Bama holding every play though

It’s crazy blatant too. Can’t believe they are getting flags for it more.

[Jkwellborn 7069]

We better wake up and run the ball a little here. 
 
Or just run 3 plays and score a TD that seems to work fine too. 
 
Fuck Bama holding every play though

It’s crazy blatant too. Can’t believe they are getting flags for it more.

[Bevo Num1 1068]

Horns need to answer again

[Hermanator 7706]

I fucking knew in the 4th the defense was going to struggle and it would be up to Ewers to engineer a win. That's what we have here 

[Horn Dogg 4315]

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

These fuckers are lucky as fuck

Holding at will helps

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

It feels like the last time we could consistently stop 3rd and long was like 15 years ago. We are so fucking bad at it.

[Enemy07 340]

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

1:09 lead. Lmao. Nice try Bama. Ok effort! All gas! No brakes! Finish them! 

 

Fuck yeah! Where are we celebrating tonight?

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Mass hysteria

[BERT 4499]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ballgame

Man, even the negative people are negging you now. Impressive. 

[Modessit 5667]

Up 3 in Tuscaloosa in the 4th Quarter.  Good drive here extends it back to 11.  Chill the fuck out.

We're not going for 2.

[gofuckyourself 9096]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

TEXAS CAN NEVER FUCKING MAN UP FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

They just did five minutes ago.

Maybe take a few plays off dude.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

D coaches pussied up and called a lax zone defense with gaping holes.  Easy Bama Drive. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19481]

I would love a long drive, but I’m easily pleased and won’t mind housing the kickoff.

[Gatorubet 30791]

I just got home from a B-Day party.    

This is not boring. Hook ‘em! 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Not in a very long time.

Like VY/colt mack era.

[Nicole44 22326]

[dcar00 14997]

this is what they killed us with last year.  over the middle.  we still haven't fixed it.

[Grade of D as in David 13256]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We need points this drive no matter what 

[EuroHorn 3295]

Just now, rvm96 said:

We're going for 2?

We’re hopefully going for something other than a 3 and out 

[Stunns38 3806]

Offense makes a play, defense decides to not even show up. Texas football in a nutshell 

What is complementary football Alex for $100?

[sith_horn 2535]

Damn it. Now they believe and the refs will let them get away with what they need to win this. The D is gonna have to bow up big time and the O needs to do their part.

[TexArcher 39078]

We need some first downs to give the D a breather.  Come on, Sark, call some winners.

[williemackgarza 1828]

Please baby jesus. Just guve us 1 fucking night!! Damn it
Lets go win this

[ztejas 44288]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Their offense is dogshit. 

I don't know. Milroe looks pretty fucking good right now. 

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

Guarantee they call a hold on us here.

SEC refs aren’t gonna let this shit happen in Tuscaloosa.

[Dnaguy 12724]

3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Can’t have anything nice for 5 fucking minutes I suppose

[HuntinHorn 1005]

3rd and long is Texas Longhorn kryptonite

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Pass rush disappeared that last series

Gotta have it back. 

it didnt disappear, they got a fucking sack... and were massively held on almost every single fucking play.   if these fucking refs arent going to call it, bama is gonna keep fucking doing it.

its the same shit we had against ou  for 15 years.  they held,  we never got a call.   we hold, and somehow we get called. 

[Jebus 1346]

guy who said they were calling holding earlier so they would be able to let it go in the 4th quarter was spot on

[troph 25250]

I don’t like a game that turns into a shoot out. Let’s fucking score and shut these dirty elephants down. 

[Longhornstampede 3228]

Dammit Worthy... THAT is how you go up and actually catch a ball.. fucker

[TwiceHorn 32109]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

2 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Up 3 in Tuscaloosa in the 4th Quarter.  Good drive here extends it back to 11.  Chill the fuck out.

We're not going for 2.

10 is fine.

[Hermanator 7706]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Did we not practice against a dummy Milroe all week “?

We have no one like Milroe to practice against. 

Gotta give Milroe credit for that drive. He bounced back from the terrible throw for the pick with some great throws on that one. He beat us that drive. We need to force him to have to keep doing it. 

[Nicole44 22326]

That stadium is fucking rocking. Be safe UT fans! Four minutes. Let’s go! Let’s be legends for once and not a cautionary tale

[Nivek 17427]

Whole lot of holding and cheating.

[ztejas 44288]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Fuck you

That's okay it might reverse the Helobious retardation. We can only hope.