Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Offense makes a play, defense decides to not even show up. Texas football in a nutshell 

[ATXhorn17 1610]

Wouldn’t be close without holding every fucking play

[UTEX_ME 4754]

[UTEE97 3429]

How does one guy make a catch while 3 of our guys jog and watch?

[TwiceHorn 31240]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

3rd and 17, holding not called

That was horrendous.  The defender even let go with a big ol' "wut, wut'd I do."

Fucking bullshit.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Up by 3 with the ball. We would have taken this pre-game 100% of the time. Go win the game

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Those 8 points we left in the first half would come in handy about now.

[EuroHorn 3204]

3rd and long has always been an advantage for the opponent 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

3rd and 17 is not a good position for the Texas defense, evidently.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, McCroskey said:

Up 3 in Tuscaloosa in the 4th Quarter.  Good drive here extends it back to 11.  Chill the fuck out.

We're going for 2?

[D3zii 3641]

WHERE IS CATALON???

[Horn Dog 9671]

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Did we not practice against a dummy Milroe all week “?

[Huckleberry 32694]

Pass rush disappeared that last series

Gotta have it back. 

[Jkwellborn 6651]

We better wake up and run the ball a little here. 
 
Or just run 3 plays and score a TD that seems to work fine too. 
 
Fuck Bama holding every play though

It’s crazy blatant too. Can’t believe they are getting flags for it more.

[Jkwellborn 6651]

We better wake up and run the ball a little here. 
 
Or just run 3 plays and score a TD that seems to work fine too. 
 
Fuck Bama holding every play though

It’s crazy blatant too. Can’t believe they are getting flags for it more.

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Horns need to answer again

[Hermanator 6928]

I fucking knew in the 4th the defense was going to struggle and it would be up to Ewers to engineer a win. That's what we have here 

[Horn Dogg 3807]

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

These fuckers are lucky as fuck

Holding at will helps

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

It feels like the last time we could consistently stop 3rd and long was like 15 years ago. We are so fucking bad at it.

[Enemy07 281]

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

1:09 lead. Lmao. Nice try Bama. Ok effort! All gas! No brakes! Finish them! 

 

Fuck yeah! Where are we celebrating tonight?

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Mass hysteria

[BERT 4350]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ballgame

Man, even the negative people are negging you now. Impressive. 

[Modessit 5595]

Up 3 in Tuscaloosa in the 4th Quarter.  Good drive here extends it back to 11.  Chill the fuck out.

We're not going for 2.

[gofuckyourself 8121]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

TEXAS CAN NEVER FUCKING MAN UP FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

They just did five minutes ago.

Maybe take a few plays off dude.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

D coaches pussied up and called a lax zone defense with gaping holes.  Easy Bama Drive. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

I would love a long drive, but I’m easily pleased and won’t mind housing the kickoff.

[Gatorubet 30083]

I just got home from a B-Day party.    

This is not boring. Hook ‘em! 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Not in a very long time.

Like VY/colt mack era.

[Nicole44 22027]

[dcar00 14028]

this is what they killed us with last year.  over the middle.  we still haven't fixed it.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We need points this drive no matter what 

[EuroHorn 3204]

Just now, rvm96 said:

We're going for 2?

We’re hopefully going for something other than a 3 and out 

[Stunns38 3357]

Offense makes a play, defense decides to not even show up. Texas football in a nutshell 

What is complementary football Alex for $100?

[sith_horn 2369]

Damn it. Now they believe and the refs will let them get away with what they need to win this. The D is gonna have to bow up big time and the O needs to do their part.

[TexArcher 37506]

We need some first downs to give the D a breather.  Come on, Sark, call some winners.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Please baby jesus. Just guve us 1 fucking night!! Damn it
Lets go win this

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Their offense is dogshit. 

I don't know. Milroe looks pretty fucking good right now. 

[Ghost of Shag 2577]

Guarantee they call a hold on us here.

SEC refs aren’t gonna let this shit happen in Tuscaloosa.

[Dnaguy 11763]

3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Can’t have anything nice for 5 fucking minutes I suppose

[HuntinHorn 975]

3rd and long is Texas Longhorn kryptonite

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Pass rush disappeared that last series

Gotta have it back. 

it didnt disappear, they got a fucking sack... and were massively held on almost every single fucking play.   if these fucking refs arent going to call it, bama is gonna keep fucking doing it.

its the same shit we had against ou  for 15 years.  they held,  we never got a call.   we hold, and somehow we get called. 

[Jebus 1300]

guy who said they were calling holding earlier so they would be able to let it go in the 4th quarter was spot on

[troph 24560]

I don’t like a game that turns into a shoot out. Let’s fucking score and shut these dirty elephants down. 

[Longhornstampede 3173]

Dammit Worthy... THAT is how you go up and actually catch a ball.. fucker

[TwiceHorn 31240]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

2 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Up 3 in Tuscaloosa in the 4th Quarter.  Good drive here extends it back to 11.  Chill the fuck out.

We're not going for 2.

10 is fine.

[Hermanator 6928]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Did we not practice against a dummy Milroe all week “?

We have no one like Milroe to practice against. 

Gotta give Milroe credit for that drive. He bounced back from the terrible throw for the pick with some great throws on that one. He beat us that drive. We need to force him to have to keep doing it. 

[Nicole44 22027]

That stadium is fucking rocking. Be safe UT fans! Four minutes. Let’s go! Let’s be legends for once and not a cautionary tale

[Nivek 16843]

Whole lot of holding and cheating.

[ztejas 43262]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Fuck you

That's okay it might reverse the Helobious retardation. We can only hope.