Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[Thatguy 9392]

Time to head over to Texags!!!!

[Rickylovesweed 15553]

This was kind of an ass kicking. A couple dropped touchdowns and missed FG or we win this by 20. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5662]

Texas is about to rocket up the rankings. Ewers for heisman!

[ATXbronco 4507]

[Topper13 3645]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How many 5 stars do we sign?

All of 'em.

[mchookem 16773]

i want to have sex

🤘🤘🤘

[Bevo&Pevo 5524]

The Eyes of Texas NEVER sounded so sweet.

TEXAS FIGHT!

[ztejas 44233]

Just now, The Dude said:

All you winey “were going to lose” bitches and you fire sark bitches suck my nut

Something deep inside of me knew we had this the entire time. I've never been less nervous leading up to a bigger matchup.

I don't know. College football deserved this. 

We're fucking back, baby. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Doubtful 

[Wishbone 4958]

Took those bitches out like a rotten tooth!

[Anastasis 23723]

Ewers should punch that horns down frat douchebag. 

[Lou Loomis 931]

Feels good!!!!

[52-80 19377]

 

[millhouse 2733]

Let's fucking rage!!!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

Quinn shit talking Bama fans. I love it! 

[Fudge Nuggets 19462]

Meet us at the RV!!!!!!!

[AbeFroman 3113]

Bitch tried to bait Ewers, he said fuck you bitch!!

[CooterBrown 18288]

My wife is getting the best 10 seconds of her life tonight

Get in line, buddy.

[kingkoopa6 8716]

[Victor Lazlo 1814]

[hornmpa96 2669]

Great Win - Go win the Big 12

[Majorcholas 559]

3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

not quite but i remember the cell phone write up where the guy bought tix before the nebraska game. Then they came on the field and nebraska looked "big, mean, and fast". Tonight finally fit where we were the bigger, meaner, faster team. By a lot. Seriously, watch the replay, it was a thing of beauty. 

Been a fucking minute since we got scored on and the Texas offense immediately answered with a drag our nuts across YourFaceDrive. Goddamn glorious. And on the road!!!

The “cell phone flop out”

[dcbc 14644]

[Bodowned 892]

Colt injury in the MNC was my college freshman year. Haven’t experienced a good team since I’ve been old enough to vote. What a feeling.

[ousux 5639]

This bottle of Creek is going dry tonight

[Lou Loomis 931]

A lot of Horns down signs went to waste tonight

[Hornsome 319]

Fired up!!

[skilesare 103]

I was here. 🤘

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

Fuck yeah! Let’s go!

[deadshank 24654]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

[sdm 929]

Fuck Yeah!

[Escapedgoat 90]

The Eyes of Texas never sounded better than here after beating Alabama. 

[Deej 77852]

So many Bama fans hate fucking their sisters tonight. 

[Both Tacos 1827]

Rock out with your cocks out tonight boys!!!!

[ruitxn 299]

HOOK’EM DAMN HORNS!!

[Butch Had Not 3061]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Doubtful 

Jimbos wife?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22311]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Me too

[Fudge Nuggets 19462]

Just now, ztejas said:

Something deep inside of me knew we had this the entire time. I've never been less nervous leading up to a bigger matchup.

I don't know. College football deserved this. 

We're fucking back, baby. 

Same here, I jokingly predicted 80-0 Horns, but felt we were ready for this shit.

[Quagmire 2148]

Feel free to trash this arrogant fuck

[vicerous 169]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[USNALonghorn 5188]

I love twinkies!

[Hpara759 1792]

[Topper13 3645]

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

A lot of Horns down signs went to waste tonight

Rent free.......or we must be doing something right

[ATXbronco 4507]

sARK & sON

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Fuck everyone who doubted Quinn. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

Gentleman…..this next drink’s to all of you who have stood by this program during a challenging decade.  Onto Wyoming.  #Don’tlookpasttherest

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, deadshank said:

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

i went first.  let the other dude go next. then you're up

[chainsaw 10298]

THIS

ONE'S

FOR

COLT

[D3zii 3941]

THAT SHIT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!!!! 
 

WE FUCKING TEXAS!!!!!!

Edited September 10, 2023 by D3zii