Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[Thatguy 8478]

Time to head over to Texags!!!!

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

This was kind of an ass kicking. A couple dropped touchdowns and missed FG or we win this by 20. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5391]

Texas is about to rocket up the rankings. Ewers for heisman!

[ATXbronco 4060]

[Topper13 3200]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How many 5 stars do we sign?

All of 'em.

[mchookem 16094]

i want to have sex

🤘🤘🤘

[Bevo&Pevo 5021]

The Eyes of Texas NEVER sounded so sweet.

TEXAS FIGHT!

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, The Dude said:

All you winey “were going to lose” bitches and you fire sark bitches suck my nut

Something deep inside of me knew we had this the entire time. I've never been less nervous leading up to a bigger matchup.

I don't know. College football deserved this. 

We're fucking back, baby. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Doubtful 

[Wishbone 4731]

Took those bitches out like a rotten tooth!

[Anastasis 23375]

Ewers should punch that horns down frat douchebag. 

[Lou Loomis 724]

Feels good!!!!

[52-80 19066]

 

[millhouse 2587]

Let's fucking rage!!!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

Quinn shit talking Bama fans. I love it! 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Meet us at the RV!!!!!!!

[AbeFroman 2107]

Bitch tried to bait Ewers, he said fuck you bitch!!

[CooterBrown 17875]

My wife is getting the best 10 seconds of her life tonight

Get in line, buddy.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

[Victor Lazlo 1742]

[hornmpa96 2598]

Great Win - Go win the Big 12

[Majorcholas 507]

3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

not quite but i remember the cell phone write up where the guy bought tix before the nebraska game. Then they came on the field and nebraska looked "big, mean, and fast". Tonight finally fit where we were the bigger, meaner, faster team. By a lot. Seriously, watch the replay, it was a thing of beauty. 

Been a fucking minute since we got scored on and the Texas offense immediately answered with a drag our nuts across YourFaceDrive. Goddamn glorious. And on the road!!!

The “cell phone flop out”

[dcbc 14388]

[Bodowned 671]

Colt injury in the MNC was my college freshman year. Haven’t experienced a good team since I’ve been old enough to vote. What a feeling.

[ousux 5586]

This bottle of Creek is going dry tonight

[Lou Loomis 724]

A lot of Horns down signs went to waste tonight

[Hornsome 200]

Fired up!!

[skilesare 71]

I was here. 🤘

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

Fuck yeah! Let’s go!

[deadshank 24651]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

[sdm 844]

Fuck Yeah!

[Escapedgoat 90]

The Eyes of Texas never sounded better than here after beating Alabama. 

[Deej 76510]

So many Bama fans hate fucking their sisters tonight. 

[Both Tacos 1805]

Rock out with your cocks out tonight boys!!!!

[ruitxn 295]

HOOK’EM DAMN HORNS!!

[Butch Had Not 2940]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Doubtful 

Jimbos wife?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm going to have sex with my wife...

Me too

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Just now, ztejas said:

Something deep inside of me knew we had this the entire time. I've never been less nervous leading up to a bigger matchup.

I don't know. College football deserved this. 

We're fucking back, baby. 

Same here, I jokingly predicted 80-0 Horns, but felt we were ready for this shit.

[Quagmire 2146]

Feel free to trash this arrogant fuck

[vicerous 169]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[USNALonghorn 5024]

I love twinkies!

[Hpara759 1777]

[Topper13 3200]

[coachherman'sgrill 1977]

A lot of Horns down signs went to waste tonight

Rent free.......or we must be doing something right

[ATXbronco 4060]

sARK & sON

[pearlandhorn 3277]

Fuck everyone who doubted Quinn. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Gentleman…..this next drink’s to all of you who have stood by this program during a challenging decade.  Onto Wyoming.  #Don’tlookpasttherest

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, deadshank said:

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

i went first.  let the other dude go next. then you're up

[chainsaw 9831]

THIS

ONE'S

FOR

COLT

[D3zii 3637]

THAT SHIT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!!!! 
 

WE FUCKING TEXAS!!!!!!

Edited September 10, 2023 by D3zii