Game Thread 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

Zero fucking sacks.

Let your nuts hang, boys.

[shakahorn 1659]

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

OL played fucking amazing. What a difference from last week 

And almost no penalties.  One hold on Banks but that was down the field a bit.  No dumb jumping offsides, illegal man downfield, etc.  damn good discipline.  after watching the aggy game it was like night and day.

[gmr548 16702]

I'm not sold on how good Bama will be this year but the improvement between how we played against Rice in Week 1 and then Bama 7 days later is phenomenal.   
Improve on it some more against Wyoming next week.  

I think they have a high floor, record wise because the SEC west isn’t exactly filled with world beaters this year.

They’re obviously nothing special compared to previous Bama teams but they’re still pretty far to the right of the bell curve in college football. Texas was able to exploit some weaknesses that a lot of teams aren’t necessarily equipped to exploit.

It’s a very good road win which is hugely meaningful for this program

[Sgt Hulk 14462]

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Watched with a bunch of Bama fans. At their house. Wooooooooo.

It was fun to listen to them rationalize.

Always W12

Seems like a good night to open it 

Gents. The Texas O line gave zero fucking sacks to the vaunted Bama defense 

[Skipper 6411]

Have been saving my last pour of Blantons for a long damn time.  Time to pour.  Congrats all!

[HtownHorn 15235]

Just now, gmr548 said:

I think they have a high floor, record wise because the SEC west isn’t exactly filled with world beaters this year.

They’re obviously nothing special compared to previous Bama teams but they’re still pretty far to the right of the bell curve in college football. Texas was able to exploit some weaknesses that a lot of teams aren’t necessarily equipped to exploit.

It’s a very good road win which is hugely meaningful for this program

The SEC West is junk, it has always been junk that was held up by Bama and for one season by LSU.

[dcbc 14644]

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

I think Milroe will improve greatly and Bama will be a 9-10 win team.

That run defense is filthy.

Edited September 10, 2023 by Ghost of Shag

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

Spoiler alert: this isn't going in the getting laid 2023 thread.

 

Turns out when your wife asks how you want to celebrate the Texas win, you're not supposed to say "browse Surly while watching the Pokes and Sun Devils in Pac 12 after dark while drinking aggy tears".

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Watched with a bunch of Bama fans. At their house. Wooooooooo.

It was fun to listen to them rationalize.

Always W12

If BrYcE yOuNg WaSnT #1 oVeRaLl We WoUlDvE SmOkEd YaLl

[JOSEYWALES66 1856]

Sark called a masterpiece tonight 

[Knoxtnhorn 6309]

Saban's first home loss by double in his career.  Or something.  I'm drunk

[Mother mopar 3387]

So are we 10-2-1 vs Bama now? Or did I miss one? Too pumped to go research.

8-2-1

[taybo20 3042]

I am so happy I think I’m gonna die

[dieucla98 2963]

Pop the champagne! 

[ousux 5639]

This was Nick Saban's FIRST double digit home loss as a head coach. Put that in your pipe and take a looong draw.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Spoiler alert: this isn't going in the getting laid 2023 thread.
 
Turns out when your wife asks how you want to celebrate the Texas win, you're not supposed to say "browse Surly while watching the Pokes and Sun Devils in Pac 12 after dark while drinking aggy tears".

Hang with the boys. That’s what I’m doing. Plus my wife just got her . So I’m out

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 280]

Did I hear correctly from ESPN that this was the first double-digit home loss in Nick Saban's CAREER?

[Quagmire 2148]

Anyone else drunk !?!?

[atomheartbevo 90653]

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

And almost no penalties.  One hold on Banks but that was down the field a bit.  No dumb jumping offsides, illegal man downfield, etc.  damn good discipline.  after watching the aggy game it was like night and day.

 

[CoachTex 2658]

Raining here in Helotes! I feel like this!

[Vito Andolini 9453]

I checked in on this thread around the beginning of the fourth quarter (page 50) and there were so many chicken little bitches crying. I’m glad our players aren’t as weak. Great job Quinn, helluva coaching job Sark and PK. Onward and upward.

[TexasGolf 5466]

So when do we make the “we control the tide” cups and T-shirts ?

[Hank_Hill 20054]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Zero fucking sacks.

Let your nuts hang, boys.

Or picks! This is what QE needed For confidence in himself and his OL and I think it will pay dividends over the year

[Buzzrock 15136]

Saban's first home loss by double in his career.  Or something.  I'm drunk

Drunk or not you are correct.

[Ryno 130]

 Got enough Balcones in my veins to kill an elephant but I think we just dominated Bama. Hook those mother fuckers

[wood 11766]

Baylor loses.

Aggy loses.

Tech loses.

UH loses.

We beat Bama.

 

Edited September 10, 2023 by wood

[JBJ 3828]

Johntay Cook right here:

[Native Horn 3581]

South Austin Beer Garden was lit up.  Now I guess I have to go watch every away game there for #nojinx.

[atomheartbevo 90653]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Plus my wife just got her . So I’m out

What'd she get?  Her vibrator?  Her strap-on? Her poolboy?

[Zeus 6864]

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

U of H lost, too.

Fuck 'em all...

HOOT

HOOT

RICE OWLS!

[ousux 5639]

Not sorry at all if already posted

How many teams have gone into victory formation in Bryant Denny the past 15 years?

[TrashMaster G 18104]

Fuck you to every single one of you pussy-ass, no confidence, sky-is-falling motherfuckers!

Stand up and eat your plate of shit.

Please go back and see my 31-21 prediction from Monday. 

Hook'em, Motherfuckers!!!! 🤘

[HtownHorn 15235]

XM Radio - Full Ride is going to be epic listening. Fuck that putz.

[SKA the boss 729]

Where you find that?

[Daichee Bell 3091]

Eight minutes left and we’re up by three. I can’t tell you how many years past we will lose this game……so fucking badass to see these guys not cave. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

8 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Yes, for sure, the flop out. My bad. I'm drunk on tequila and happiness, but you right for sure. Go horns!

At the inception of Surlyhorns, when that bitchass ice cream guy forced a migration from the old site; I preserved the entirety of "the cell phone flop out" for posterity, and because I painstakingly animated every scene in MS paint. The images I made were irrevocable. But the story lives on here, with those who deserve to hear it.

[butthurt 1568]

30 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Let’s all fuck tonight !!! ….. but each other though

[BurntOrange&White 41904]

2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Eight minutes left and we’re up by three. I can’t tell you how many years past we will lose this game……so fucking badass to see these guys not cave. 

That was a big boy finish

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

[Huckleberry 34677]

3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Johntay Cook right here:

That's understanding the team game. He knew that he had drawn the safety on that side and when he saw Ewers let it fly he knew the play has worked as designed. 

[Willfully Horn 8266]

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

So when do we make the “we control the tide” cups and T-shirts ?

The moon controls menstrual cycles.

[millhouse 2733]

15 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I hope people got paid betting against the line. It may be dehydration, but I am shook at what just happened.

I know of atleast two folks on the board that posted their slip and are in the money tonight

[Lou Loomis 930]

Finebaum show will be a fun listen this week

[speed817 19961]

Time to bust out the good shit.....

[Sock Monkey 747]

8 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Anyone else drunk !?!?

Hella

[Longhornstampede 3214]

I was wrong about the outcome of this game.... I admit my mistake.... Ewers and Sark owned the night.... but Worthy still sucks

[deft 7059]

Raining here in Helotes! I feel like this!

Just inside 1604 on bandera and the force field is holding dammit

[SKA the boss 729]

So, so pleased.

We’re about to terrorize a shitty conference on our way out.

Remember who the big dog is people.

[Sbbruin 22144]

Been watching our game and lots of P12 action, so missed the end, but congrats, Horns.  A win at Bryant-Denny is as big as it gets.  Well done.