Dallas Turner

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Dallas Turner has 4 tackles in 2 games. He was a complete nonfactor against Texas last night. 

This piece of human shit intentionally injured Ewers last season with a late hit that drove his shoulder into the turf with violent force. Then he did nothing else in the game. After the game, he walked around on the field taunting the stadium with the horns down after making the dirtiest possible contribution to the outcome. 

Since drafting off of an excellent defense late in the 2021 season and then being lauded as a future star and first round draft pick, Dallas Turner has done nothing. He has simply bided time and waited to be draft eligible so his entitled, spineless existence can collect bigger bags that he and his handlers think he so richly deserves. 

Maybe the Bama Halo Effect carries him into a decent draft status and some idiotic organization takes him. What would be poetic justice, nonetheless, is for him to continue to coast right into UFA status. 

Meanwhile, I will still continue to root for a brutal, career-ending injury. There’s still time if he doesn’t get benched any time soon. Fuck that shitbag. 

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Edited September 10, 2023 by Hondo

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dallas Turner has 4 tackles in 2 games. He was a complete nonfactor against Texas last night. 

This piece of human shit intentionally injured Ewers last season with a late hit that drove his shoulder into the turf with violent force. Then he did nothing else in the game. After the game, he walked around on the field taunting the stadium with the horns down after making the dirtiest possible contribution to the outcome. 

Since drafting off of an excellent defense late in the 2021 season and then being lauded as a future star and first round draft pick, Dallas Turner has done nothing. He has simply bided time and waited to be draft eligible so his entitled, spineless existence can collect bigger bags that he and his handlers think he so richly deserves. 

Maybe the Bama Halo Effect carries him into a decent draft status and some idiotic organization takes him. What would be poetic justice, nonetheless, is for him to continue to coast right into UFA status. 

Meanwhile, I will still continue to root for a brutal, career-ending injury. There’s still time if he doesn’t get benched any time soon. Fuck that shitbag. 

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