Alabraska!!!

[Pimphand 6090]

9/9/2023 is to Alabama what 12/7/1996 was to Nebraska

My gift to you is the portmanteau.

Now we go steal some redneck souls.

Last time we got Snoop Dogg to rock a Priest Holmes jersey what is going down this round? #baxter

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13176]

You know, one thing I liked about Sark’s demeanor during his on-field post game interview, was his ability to act like he’s been there before. I wish all of the fans also possessed that ability.

[tonedeaf 56]

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You know, one thing I liked about Sark’s demeanor during his on-field post game interview, was his ability to act like he’s been there before. I wish all of the fans also possessed that ability.

That would be nice.  

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5653]

Alabraska, that's between the two Dakotas -- East and West -- Right?

[gmr548 16645]

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You know, one thing I liked about Sark’s demeanor during his on-field post game interview, was his ability to act like he’s been there before. I wish all of the fans also possessed that ability.

Seeing this thread from OP, one of the dumbest posters on this board, actually gives me confidence Alabama will straighten this out.

Edited September 10, 2023 by gmr548

[futureman 22566]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You know, one thing I liked about Sark’s demeanor during his on-field post game interview, was his ability to act like he’s been there before. I wish all of the fans also possessed that ability.

our fuckwit fans were acting like aggies last night.  shit was painfully embarrassing. 

[Texasrocks 2212]

Alabama is in trouble, but not because of last night. NIL could be Bama's equivalent of eliminating partial qualifiers. Saban has used a huge staff of analysts, over-signing, what I assume was a decent bag game, etc. to ensure he never faced a level playing field. Others have caught up on the personnel side and now NIL gives programs like Texas and USC an advantage over the Alabama's and LSU's of the world. Alabama can still be successful, but it'll have to be because of better coaching, landing a transcendent player like VY, or catching lighting in a bottle like LSU a few years ago. Nebraska wasn't up to the challenge of competing on a level playing field and it doesn't look like an aging Saban is either.

[tonedeaf 56]

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Alabraska, that's between the two Dakotas -- East and West -- Right?

Yes. That is my understanding. 

[gmr548 16645]

Alabama is in trouble, but not because of last night. NIL could be Bama's equivalent of eliminating partial qualifiers. Saban has used a huge staff of analysts, over-signing, what I assume was a decent bag game, etc. to ensure he never faced a level playing field. Others have caught up on the personnel side and now NIL gives programs like Texas and USC an advantage over the Alabama's and LSU's of the world. Alabama can still be successful, but it'll have to be because of better coaching, landing a transcendent player like VY, or catching lighting in a bottle like LSU a few years ago. Nebraska wasn't up to the challenge of competing on a level playing field and it doesn't look like an aging Saban is either.

Probably so in terms of NIL being a net negative for them. They can’t compete with Texas, USC, Georgia, Oregon, Michigan, etc. there in the long run. There’s a wee bit more talent in their core footprint than there is in Nebraska though. It will still be a program that can have plenty of success if run well. Nebraska is a whole different level of fucked.

[Texasrocks 2212]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Probably so in terms of NIL being a net negative for them. They can’t compete with Texas, USC, Georgia, Oregon, Michigan, etc. there in the long run. There’s a wee bit more talent in their core footprint than there is in Nebraska though. It will still be a program that can have plenty of success if run well. Nebraska is a whole different level of fucked.

Totally agree. Nebraska is fucked whereas Bama is just one of 10 or so blue bloods. The game changed and Nebraska refused to accept it. It's changed for Alabama and I'll be curious to see how they respond.

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

The pimphand is not strong.