SEC Network: “Texas is S-E-C ready”

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Say “what?” one more fucking time, I dare ya. You heard me. 
 

“this was a preview of what we are going to have to deal with…”

 

BOOM M’FUCKER!! 
 

talking heads from the SEC network saying Texas is ready: 

Edited September 10, 2023 by troph

[Left Coast 863]

Not sure that the SEC is Texas-ready tho…

[runthebone 8013]

Actually, it is true that we s'posed to be sec

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5449]

Duh. Texas has literally always been SEC ready. Texas owns the fucking SEC. Bunch of redneck dipshits with losing records to Texas.

Damn OP did you record this in the fucking men's room? That echo is definitely SEC ready.

Edited September 10, 2023 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Duh. Texas has literally always been SEC ready. Texas owns the fucking SEC. Bunch of redneck dipshits with losing records to Texas.

Vanderbilt needs to pay. 

[David Dennison 18922]

Are we SEC ready?

 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

 

 

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12 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Duh. Texas has literally always been SEC ready. Texas owns the fucking SEC. Bunch of redneck dipshits with losing records to Texas.

Damn OP did you record this in the fucking men's room? That echo is definitely SEC ready.

Ladies room. They have big screens in the handicap stall. 

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9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we SEC ready?

 

 

im ready, I bet a few of the surly gay mafia are too. Pretty young frat boys are a thing I’m told.

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[Pato del Muerto 52524]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Ladies room. They have big screens in the handicap stall. 

Now I better understand your choice 

[Guest]

Oh wow, we're ready to be in your esteemed conference SEC? You give us your ok that we're good enough?

I just can't believe that we're ready to be in a conference with schools like Texas A&M, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. We've never done that before.  

 

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I’m convinced now that Texas was like “nah bro” on the SEC for decades because of the dark money bag game. Then pay for play became legal and 2 years later, it’s game on. Let’s go. 
 

I think legal NIL deals and our cash position is going to make Texas Giant in CFB if sark and PK can keep rolling like last night.

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[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5449]

2 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m convinced now that Texas was like “nah bro” on the SEC for decades because of the dark money bag game. Then pay for play became legal and 2 years later, it’s game on. Let’s go. 
 

I think legal NIL deals and our cash position is going to make Texas Giant in CFB if sark and PK can keep rolling like last night.

College football really never wanted to see what would happen when Texas started throwing its money around. Goes back to the SWC days.

Texas currently has 3 of the biggest NIL deals in college sports on campus. Arch and Xavier Worthy both have $1 million deals, and Quinn had a $900k deal and just signed another huge deal last night after beating Bama.

This was exactly what the college football world is terrified of. Texas, surging behind the SEC brand, with the money following in spades. A world where Texas' vast resources directly fuel the football program in tangible ways is something that makes aggys wet the bed at night.

[Horn Dogg 3911]

The real question is - is the SEC “Texas ready?”  Not just on the field, but are they ready to have us at their dinner table?  We eat a lot!!

[tonedeaf 56]

Just win. 

[YGIFS 19452]

SEC thinks we're finally ready to join their league despite having been in multi-decade conferences with 4 of their teams.  And playing several of their teams regularly in the non-conf. and bowl seasons.  

Somebody please work up a meme with the dumb kid from "We're the Millers" inquiring about their elite membership vetting:

https://imgflip.com/i/7yngvf

Edited September 10, 2023 by YGIFS

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And vandy, Kentucky, ole miss, Mississippi state, South Carolina?  Even auburn sucks more often than not.  To go along with A&M, Missouri and Arky. Murderer’s row. 
 

If you’ve got big boys up front you can handle all of those then it’s a fight among Bama, Tenn, Florida, Georgia, Texas, LSU and OU …. And one - you won’t play all of them and two usually 1-2 are down. So it’s usually a 4 horse race.  Not the NFL playoffs.

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