2023 Houston Texans thread

[Hate 20108]

 Bend but don’t break. Need to answer here. 

[Rip76 4925]

Gotta get Dalton involved.

Wow!!’n

[Macklemore 2876]

NICO NICO NICO!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76905]

QB1 !!!!

[tx ind 7012]

boooooooooooooom!!!

[Hate 20108]

Holy shit!!! That’s how you answer!

[TonyTexas 10510]

Stroud likes prime time!!!

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

[Rip76 4925]

We just T.Y.’d em.

[oh_snap 694]

Makes it look so easy. 

[Jimbaround 975]

Hmmmm… CJ or Bryce. Still not sure.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Now that's how you answer in a playoff game

[softlynow 1814]

That didn’t suck. 

[elfenix 34230]

That was fast

[TOR 5548]

Kool and the Gang bumper was almost as cool as that touchdown play.

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Great start, just do that a few more times and we can lock up some MVP votes for CJ

[Macklemore 2876]

Scientology commercials. Seriously? WTF ESPN and DirecTV

[tx ind 7012]

 

[Macklemore 2876]

Christian Harris has been a beast since he got back from his injury 

[TexArcher 37774]

Good stand, D.

Not gonna lie -- I wouldn't mind if this game was boring as hell by halftime.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

We just T.Y.’d em.

[Hate 20108]

This looks like a well run and well coached team. Drive it right back again!

[Dutchrudder 11137]

3 and out for the defense, now score another 7 and make them scared!

[Rip76 4925]

Regardless of what happens tonight.

National media loves Ryans and Stroud.

Gonna be some prime time games next year.

[Rip76 4925]

Bad play call

[Macklemore 2876]

Right side had a hole Singletary missed it.

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Bad play call

Singletary missed the hole open on the right side of the line 

[Dutchrudder 11137]

They can't stop the pass, so let's run it up the middle twice....

[tx 3 putt 76905]

 

[TexArcher 37774]

1 point per possession will do.  They can have 10 to 13 points.

 

[Hate 20108]

Nice defense there. Let’s get some points.

[deadshank 24652]

While the Texans may make the playoffs, I’m impressed with the way Ryans has the team playing really hard and executing.   The years previous the play was sloppy and uninspired.  

[Macklemore 2876]

Fucking Laremy

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

Laremyed 

[TOR 5548]

Colts O-line false starts on every snap and get away with it.  That's some boolshit.

[tx ind 7012]

Tunsiled

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Wow the 2013 Redskins had such a good staff, they must have won a super bowl...

[Macklemore 2876]

Go for it 

[Hate 20108]

They need to go for it here. 

[Minute Bull 248]

I’m a Lions fan so this is the first time I’ve really watched Stroud all year.  He has got a fucking cannon.  He barely flicked that initial TD bomb.

[deadshank 24652]

Those “Indiana 10” cheerleaders ain’t doing it for me.  Beefy. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, deadshank said:

Those “Indiana 10” cheerleaders ain’t doing it for me.  Beefy. 

I'll take yours then.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Colts O-line false starts on every snap and get away with it.  That's some boolshit.

Spoiler

So does Laremy

 

[deadshank 24652]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'll take yours then.

Mine has less marbling.  

[Macklemore 2876]

Nice punt Cameron!

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Dumb penalty bailed them out...

[Macklemore 2876]

NICE STOP!!

[Hate 20108]

Big stop!! Let’s get some points!

[Ignatius 4017]

King with a pair of good returns; I’ve always liked having a secondary guy returning punts just in case…

[TonyTexas 10510]

Colts are dumb to not test our secondary. I like dumb. 

[deadshank 24652]

My dad drove the family to Indianapolis late one spring back in the late 60s and long before GPS.  

Naturally, dad got lost and somehow got us stuck on a traffic circle where everyone was hauling ass.  My dad had never driven on a traffic circle and had no idea how to get off. 
 

After 20 or so times around, he was about to succumb to the terror of the cars zooming around the circle.   He spied a filling station and somehow managed to pull into it.  
 

When he came to a stop, a guy ran out to fill up the station wagon, four guys changed all the tires while another fellow cleaned off the windshield. 
 

Last, a guy with a clipboard came to the driver’s side window and barked “get back in there, son, your in second place and closing!”