2023 Houston Texans thread

[Macklemore 2,872]

I don’t get going for a pass there 

[billfromlaketravis 11,510]

Indy looks like shit. How are they 9-7 again? 

[Hate 20,109]

Solid first half! Clean the penalties up and get home on Minshew in the second half. He’s got a TO or two in him!

[mrhorn 1,383]

The last possession aside, I freaking love DeMeco

[Ignatius 4,017]

Just have to stop shooting ourselves in the foot and we’re in great shape. Protection for CJ has been solid and secondary has been solid since the first series…

[Macklemore 2,872]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Indy looks like shit. How are they 9-7 again? 

Shut up 

[HtownHorn 14,705]

We'd probably be up 2 scores without the plethora of stupid 5-yarders, both of the Colt's FG drives benefited from stupid 5-yarders that lead to automatic 1st downs.

I really don't understand Tunsil, how can you not fucking stay on sides?

Need to come out of the half with at least a FG drive.

Edited January 7 by HtownHorn

[HtownHorn 14,705]

We really need a RB, and just like that the drive is going backwards, because our RB couldn't keep his feet.

[Rip76 4,941]

We need a pick

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

Stepped all over our dick there

[Hate 20,109]

Goddamn penalties. Clean that shit up!!!

[tx ind 7,013]

motherfuckers

[Rip76 4,941]

Make a fucking tackle

[TexasGolf 4,936]

Too easy

[Dutchrudder 11,141]

Run defense is pretty bad, need to go up a few scores and force them to make Minshew throw a lot more.

[Rip76 4,941]

Here.we.go

[TexArcher 37,944]

Just fucking brutal

[TexasGolf 4,936]

11 unanswered.  Need to answer 

[Macklemore 2,872]

Let’s get some points here. Aggressive and no fucking penalties.

[David Dennison 18,914]

WTF are those play calls?

[TonyTexas 10,515]

On Taylor’s TD run, they had it sniffed out with a run blitz in the correct hole but Pitre got swallowed up. 

[TexasGolf 4,936]

Need a turnover 

[TexArcher 37,944]

That 14-3 lead was a sandcastle and now it's a mud puddle.  

[Macklemore 2,872]

Come on D. Pick up the offense with a big play.

[Rip76 4,941]

Trash

[Genghis 637]

Sigh. Now we can't stop the run with the season on the line.

[Macklemore 2,872]

Colts are getting 10 yards a carry. Can’t win doing that 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

Getting Lovelaced by the Colts ground game. 

[Jimbaround 975]

Load the box and make Minshew beat us through the air.

[TexasGolf 4,936]

Big stop 

[Macklemore 2,872]

NO GOOD!!

[tx ind 7,013]

doink

[TexArcher 37,944]

Hey buddy, niiiiiiiiiice kick...

[TOR 5,647]

We'll see Sideshow on Sundays, for sure.

[Hate 20,109]

Now score!!!

[LTtxfan 49,239]

DOINK

[LTtxfan 49,239]

Need to score a TD offense... Let's Go!!! 

[David Dennison 18,914]

You only needed 2, rook.

[Dutchrudder 11,141]

Do the Colts always play Cover 3? I haven't been looking for it every play, but it seems they drop a lot of safeties on long downs. Can't believe the Texans aren't doing better at hitting short slants or 10 yard outs. There should be a lot more space to work with if you don't go deep so often. 

[tx ind 7,013]

grabbed his jersey

[Rip76 4,941]

Nice no call

[Macklemore 2,872]

KA’IMI!!

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

[billfromlaketravis 11,510]

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

grabbed his jersey

And... grabbed his facemask on the way down. 

[Rip76 4,941]

Pick 6

[elfenix 34,289]

I like how these highlights of Will Anderson are of him getting held

[Hate 20,109]

Need a TO here.

[billfromlaketravis 11,510]

Just now, elfenix said:

I like how these highlights of Will Anderson are of him getting held

Sweat's Greatest Hits. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Another bad penalty by King.

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

Horrible call