2023 Houston Texans thread

[David Dennison 18909]

Jacked up!

[TexArcher 37926]

I mean, that'a a penalty, but I'm not sure what else he's supposed to do.  He was trying to go shoulder-to-shoulder.  It's his job to not just let him catch it.

[Jshep34 2308]

160 yards rushing and not one hold. Amazing. Especially after Will Anderson highlights

[elfenix 34279]

That's not a first down

[TexasGolf 4936]

Ball was not past 

[Rip76 4941]

You didn’t think we’d get that call did ya.

[elfenix 34279]

Wtf nfl

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Q4 now, time to lock it down.

[billfromlaketravis 11510]

First down Colts. - Troy Aikman, probably

Edited January 7 by billfromlaketravis

[LTtxfan 49235]

Great experience to have a high pressure game like this... time to go win this game !!!

[Fud 9552]

I’m not sure what the primary reasoning is, but every week this team has about five starters or heavy contributors who finished the previous game randomly not play the following week. Are they practicing too hard? Do the trainers or S&C suck? Are they too cautious with banged up players? Is it just randomness?

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Really needed that first down, keep the train rolling!

[TexArcher 37926]

Uh, facemask??

[David Dennison 18909]

Yep, that's a hold.

[tx 3 putt 76988]

Face mask ?

[Macklemore 2872]

They haven’t called a single hold against the Colts 

NICO!!!

[Hate 20109]

Wow

[Celery Man 20966]

That makes my pecker hard

[tokamak 6431]

Nico Collins en fuego 

[elfenix 34279]

Uh what

[oh_snap 694]

Lmao. Wtf was that call. Do over?

[billfromlaketravis 11510]

One of the worst officiated pro games I've ever watched. 

[TexArcher 37926]

"We don't know what the fuck is going on, so do over."

[David Dennison 18909]

Eat up that clock.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

Nice block Laremy

[TOR 5647]

Damn, Shulz signed for $9 million.  It's no aggy corch buyout but still, that is some coin.

[Macklemore 2872]

NICO!!!

[tx 3 putt 76988]

Hell of a throw

[TOR 5647]

Scored a little quick, but should get it back.

[tx ind 7013]

fuck yeah!

[Fud 9552]

My god what a throw and catch

[tx 3 putt 76988]

TD !!!!!!!

[David Dennison 18909]

[Macklemore 2872]

TD TEXANS!!! 

[Hate 20109]

Great drive!!

[tx ind 7013]

oh fuuuck

[David Dennison 18909]

God. Dammit.

[cabowabo 4487]

Lol. Unbelievable.

[elfenix 34279]

Bad time for a shank

[Fud 9552]

That was a drive

[Rip76 4941]

Omg

So that’s how it goes down

[tx 3 putt 76988]

[Macklemore 2872]

How the hell does K’aimi miss that 

[TOR 5647]

Jeez these kickers are awful tonight.  Too much brain in their leg.

[billfromlaketravis 11510]

Vegas gets their mandatory missed extra point. 

[Genghis 637]

Oh no Ka'imi bb wut you doin

[Macklemore 2872]

Come on D. Let’s get a big turnover here 

[tx ind 7013]

now would be a great time for the D to take the ball away

[tx 3 putt 76988]

D has to step up 

[David Dennison 18909]

I guess we're gonna find out how good this defense really is.