2023 Houston Texans thread

[Js1 85,298]

18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m so glad the Texans are playing at home this weekend. Saturday night in KC is supposed to be below 0°. The game in Buffalo is forecasted for snow and winds at 35+

Yep. We really really needed to win to avoid those places. 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yep. We really really needed the Titans to win to avoid those places. 

FIFY

[mrhorn 1,383]

[HtownHorn 14,671]

Stroud is a winner in everything he does.

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

 

 

[Hate 20,107]

This is such a likable team.  Like I've said before, I grew up in SA far away from the Dallas-Houston rivalry bullshit.  I cheered for the Cowboys and Oilers, the Astros and the Rangers...not the Rockets, because fuck the Rockets.  But I am so goddamn excited about this team and the next several years with DeMeco, CJ, and Will Anderson.  The fact that they got 3 cornerstone players all in the same year??  I'm so much more excited about what the Texans have in front of them, regardless of what happens tomorrow, than the Cowboys and it isn't even close!  I really hope I get to see happy crying Hannah tomorrow!

[LTtxfan 49,148]

Yeah, awesome that more Texan players are healthy and this freakin' playoff game is at home.  

Great vibe on this team too !!!

[tx ind 7,008]

LFG!!!

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Never dreamt I’d be taking my 9 year old son to his first playoff game in 2024. Thought it would be more like 2042. 

[TexArcher 37,771]

Welcome to the land where it just don't stop

Trunks pop, tops drop, and the front end hop

[Fico 1,778]

We about to switch from a Motorola to a PrimeCo phone!!

 

Best believe them Boyz In Blue, gon represent it
Never tripping off the laws, we gon move the crowd

 

Like Mannnnn!!!

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

The line is Texans +2, but I think Houston wins straight up.  Both Stroud and Anderson didn’t play in the regular season game, DeMeco won’t not allow Flacco to sit in the pocket (as in the rs game), and the energy in the closed stadium will be off the charts.  Yes, I am a homer.

[Macklemore 2,876]

Just fist pumped Toro walking into the stadium So fucking pumped for kickoff! Let’s go!

[TonyTexas 10,508]

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Just fist pumped Toro walking into the stadium So fucking pumped for kickoff! Let’s go!

Are you wearing your tailored, Chinese knock-off jersey?

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

6 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Never dreamt I’d be taking my 9 year old son to his first playoff game in 2024. Thought it would be more like 2042. 

Your son has a good dad.

[Macklemore 2,876]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Are you wearing your tailored, Chinese knock-off jersey?

LOL no I’m not wearing a jersey. I don’t have any jerseys of the current players. They only had Davis Mills, Dameon Pierce and Jonathan Greenard available. Plan on getting jerseys for CJ, Terminator and Stingley once the new unis come out before the Draft.

[TexArcher 37,771]

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Plan on getting jerseys for CJ, Terminator and Stingley once the new unis come out before the Draft.

Good luck in your Youtube stadium fighting debut.

[Macklemore 2,876]

NRG is loud and full as fuck. The field and upper levels are full before kickoff. Even the club looks more full than usual for kickoff 

[Macklemore 2,876]

Cashman almost blocked that punt.

[Macklemore 2,876]

Dalton!! Why that was a perfect pass!

[deadshank 24,652]

Catch the ball, big dummy. 

[tx ind 7,008]

2 drops, damn

[deadshank 24,652]

A near -Tunsil

[TexArcher 37,771]

Defense is playing.  Chickenshit play calling from Cleveland all day sure would help.

[Macklemore 2,876]

The Cushing hype video they’re playing in the stadium is off the chain with highlights from the 2011 Browns game which was his best game and where the famous picture of his with a bloody nose after a headbutt came from. I fucking loved Cushing. One of my all time favorites  

Edited January 13 by Macklemore

[TonyTexas 10,508]

It looks like Stingley might be shadowing Cooper. He usually stays on the left. Good move, Demeco. 

[Dbeasy 15,042]

No props for the Kris Boyd special teams tackle? Great to see him still NFL. 

[tx ind 7,008]

Great catch Nico!

[David Dennison 18,851]

Two really bad plays back to back.

[TonyTexas 10,508]

Didn’t like the play calling in that series. 

[tx ind 7,008]

Gotta get a TD there

[David Dennison 18,851]

Trying to get too cute.

[Dutchrudder 11,136]

3 points, not great not terrible.

[Macklemore 2,876]

Pitre is a fucking huge liability right now. Lost in coverage. Bench him for KJack 

[Jshep34 2,308]

Darth helmet at safety for brownies

[LTtxfan 49,148]

Damn it

[TonyTexas 10,508]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Pitre is a fucking huge liability right now. Lost in coverage. Bench him for KJack 

I’m pretty sure that long reception was on Nelson. 

[Macklemore 2,876]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I’m pretty sure that long reception was on Nelson. 

It was but Pitre is not in position to make a play and on others so far in this game. 

[Rip76 4,925]

Looks like brown water time.

[Macklemore 2,876]

WOW METCHIE. 

[David Dennison 18,851]

Nice play.

[tx ind 7,008]

Nico!!!

[Hate 20,107]

That’s how you answer!

[Jimbaround 975]

Just like that every drive.

[oh_snap 694]

Awesome offense series right there. 

[HtownHorn 14,671]

Fuck, Tunsil was slow to get up after the EP.

[TonyTexas 10,508]

Laremyd

[Dutchrudder 11,136]

Nice drive, just gotta knock old man Flacco on his ass so he gets scared. 

[LTtxfan 49,148]

TEXANS... 💥

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

QB1 !!!!