2023 Houston Texans thread

[TonyTexas 10510]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Weather forecast in Baltimore next Sat/Sunday is a high of 34 low of 22 🥶

Root hard for a Steelers or Miami upset to avoid them. Better yet, parlay that and get another home game. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[Tonesky 934]

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Double pepperoni and mushroom would be nice. 

Sorry, but would you accept another pick 6?

[deadshank 24652]

Who knows how far this team will go?  
 

Just seeing them play hard, make plays and look like they’re well coached and motivated is so refreshing after years of moribund crap.   

[Jshep34 2308]

To soon for the Schaub comment.

[TOR 5549]

This is an ass whuppin'.  Only the Oilers could blow a January lead this big.

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Honeymoon with Flacco is over

Shit, the divorce is 3/4 over.

[BurgleBro 787]

Wheels fell off that rrrrreal fuckin quick lol

[Dutchrudder 11139]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Root hard for a Steelers or Miami upset to avoid them. Better yet, parlay that and get another home game. 

That would be ideal, I think Pittsburgh without TJ Watt is gonna have a tough time winning that game though. 

[elfenix 34237]

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

[Macklemore 2876]

My family has had season tickets since the very beginning and I have attended almost every game until the past few seasons. This is far and away the best Texans game I have ever attended at NRG. Incredible. Let’s close it out strong.

[tx ind 7012]

Damn, almost a 3rd pick

Edited January 13 by tx ind
Pitre blows

[Rip76 4925]

I won’t feel comfortable until 0:00.

[tx ind 7012]

Saaaaack

[mrhorn 1383]

Harris is ballin

[demos 3003]

Flaco not looking so hot

[Hate 20108]

Unbelievable!! Let’s go for the nail in the coffin. CJ to Metchie on the first play!

[LTtxfan 49184]

Damn Flacco'd

[Stunns38 3460]

Flacco is done, are any of the backups mobile with that O line? lol

[TexArcher 37774]

That long arm car commercial can't even mess up my mood right now.

[Rip76 4925]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That long arm car commercial can't even mess up my mood right now.

I need the time to get my BP down.

[TexArcher 37774]

#1 Defense *

 

 

 

 

Edited January 13 by TexArcher
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[tx ind 7012]

[elfenix 34237]

[TonyTexas 10510]

How did Fairbairn make that?

[TOR 5549]

ONSIDE KICK, DEMECO!  Run that score up on them manziel-drafting bitches.

[elfenix 34237]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

How did Fairbairn make that?

had to wait for the defender to run past lol

[deadshank 24652]

Everything going their way.   A rare bird in Texanland. 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Put in the 2nd team, all the way around 

[David Dennison 18856]

 

[deadshank 24652]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Put in the 2nd team, all the way around 

Put Arch in!!!!!

[deadshank 24652]

Uncle Freaknasty on the CLE sideline looking like Martin Lawrence / Forrest Whitaker love child with the droopy left eye. 

[Rip76 4925]

Red and White Dynamite bitches!

[TonyTexas 10510]

I hate that story is going to be the Flacco meltdown. The Texans kicked their ass in all phases. 

[tx ind 7012]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I hate that story is going to be the Flacco meltdown. The Texans kicked their ass in all phases. 

Stroud and Demeco’s D will be the story

[deadshank 24652]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I hate that story is going to be the Flacco meltdown. The Texans kicked their ass in all phases. 

Nah.  That’s not gonna be the story.  Story is gonna be the Texans and CJ playing lights out and Demeco turning around the franchise.   

[Rip76 4925]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I hate that story is going to be the Flacco meltdown. The Texans kicked their ass in all phases. 

Texans are media darlings right now.

It’ll be all about CJ and DeMeco.

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Davis Mills time !

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

I forgot how I’m supposed to behave when we have this kind of cushion.  

[deadshank 24652]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Texans are media darlings right now.

It’ll be all about CJ and DeMeco.

More like a media novelty.  Far from media darlings.   

[Jshep34 2308]

Complete culture change. Getting rid of all that bad auro has done wonders. Putting the right people in charge.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Hopefully there isn’t a snow storm up in Baltimore next week. 

[deadshank 24652]

Just now, Jshep34 said:

Complete culture change. Getting rid of all that bad auro has done wonders. Putting the right people in charge.

Jerruh up the highway a piece doesn’t  want to hear that kind of talk. 

[Macklemore 2876]

5 minutes ago, deadshank said:

More like a media novelty.  Far from media darlings.   

We’re going to be the talk of the NFL all this week on all of the shows on ESPN and social media. Browns are a legit Super Bowl contender and we throttled them.

[TexArcher 37774]

Uh oh, Flacco's finding a rhythm...

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

A good, old fashioned ass kicking. 

Always remember the team with the best player is usually going to win, and we got CJ. 

[deadshank 24652]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

We’re going to be the talk of the NFL all this week on all of the shows on ESPN and social media. Browns are a legit Super Bowl contender and we throttled them.

Probably.  Media darling to me means constant, overbearing coverage and over a long period of time no matter what happens.   Like KC, Brady, Dallas, Bama, Yanquis, etc.   

Texans will be viewed, for now at least, as a cute novelty.   Heck, most national media doesn’t know where Houston is on a map.  
 

Your mileage may vary.  

[demos 3003]

I forgot how I’m supposed to behave when we have this kind of cushion.  

More pushin’

[TonyTexas 10510]

The cherry on top is that this Cleveland loss will really help our 1st round pick this year. Should be in the low 20s. The win for the Texans makes the trade to get WAJ even better. 

Edited January 14 by TonyTexas

[Macklemore 2876]

2 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Complete culture change. Getting rid of all that bad auro has done wonders. Putting the right people in charge.

Last game at NRG I went to was 4 years ago —- the Buffalo playoff game. Night and day difference in just the game presentation. They used to annoy the fuck out of me with the corny bits they’d do and overly-commercialized breaks with sponsors. The halftime show with Paul Wall, Slim Thug, etc was badass. They’ve finally listened to their fans and giving us a product we can be proud of. I was conflicted about winning that Buffalo playoff game because I hated BOB and Easterby so much. Think about that you’re so torn about your team and the assholes who were in charge you’re conflicted about WINNING A PLAYOFF GAME. THANK YOU HANNAH and CAL. Getting rid of Rasputin and the most hated figure in Houston sports other than Bud Adams allowed us to heal and are able to experience the pure joy of today. Thank God I’m alive to have been able to experience this!.