2023 Houston Texans thread

[TonyTexas 10510]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Tunsil false starts every fucking pass play

The NFL has allowed that across the league all year. I have no idea why. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Man, if he sticks that block, that's going a long way.

[WBT 20561]

3 linemen out there just watching the one defender make the tackle

Edited January 20 by WBT

[David Dennison 18853]

So we wasted first down and got third and long.

Not great, Bobby.

[Rip76 4925]

Oh well.

[Stunns38 3460]

The cute shit

Trick plays almost always fail in the NFL

[elfenix 34229]

Getting too cute

[Zeus 6018]

Getting too cute but damn if the one OL can block the one DB out there there was 3 more OL with nobody to even block 

[Rip76 4925]

Step in front of another one here.

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Trick plays almost always fail in the NFL

Agreed, but this offense has been so limp, and you've got a chance to burn an aggressive defense.  Worth a shot.  Hell, it's not as if they went away from something that was working to try it.

[Zeus 6018]

Baltimore are some bitches

Queen makes the tackle then taunts right in Schultz face and when Schultz pushes him he starts crying for a flag

[Zeus 6018]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Agreed, but this offense has been so limp, and you've got a chance to burn an aggressive defense.  Worth a shot.  Hell, it's not as if they went away from something that was working to try it.

Slow ick has been running the fake reverse too trying to set that up. 
 

I’m all for running a screen it doesn’t need to be a double reverse Statue of Liberty screen though

[tx 3 putt 76901]

holding ?

[TonyTexas 10510]

Time for a turnover 

[Tonesky 934]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

holding ?

You jest?

[tx 3 putt 76901]

easy decision, go for it

[Jshep34 2308]

Corner back gets tackled no flag.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

I don't understand ever taking Cashman out

[Rip76 4925]

Wow, that was a fast 1st down call.

[TexasGolf 4896]

[Stunns38 3460]

That’s unforgivable

[Rip76 4925]

Fun season fellas.

[Jshep34 2308]

Left tackle jumped first

[Js1 85307]

This game is too big for us 

[Dutchrudder 11137]

A young team makes a lot of stupid mistakes, but hopefully they will clean that up next year. Way too many dead ball penalties. 

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Followed one of the greatest Texans performances ever with this trash.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, Js1 said:

This game is too big for us 

Need these later round games at NRG tbh

[David Dennison 18853]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Followed one of the greatest Texans performances ever with this trash.

They cold.

[Zeus 6018]

Such fucking bull shit

[Stunns38 3460]

Baltimore are some bitches
Queen makes the tackle then taunts right in Schultz face and when Schultz pushes him he starts crying for a flag

Queen’s a bitch, no pun intended. He’s a bully who can’t hold Ray Lewis’s jockstrap.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Greenspoint 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

game was closer than the final score

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Queen’s a bitch, no pun intended. He’s a bully who can’t hold Ray Lewis’s jockstrap.

He's no cold blooded killer

[Honeysucklerose 987]

game was closer than the final score

It absolutely wasn’t. It’s 24-3 without a kick return

[Jimbaround 975]

Wow, that was on hell of a drive.

[David Dennison 18853]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

It absolutely wasn’t. It’s 24-3 without a kick return

Yeah, we're getting drubbed by a better team.

[Zeus 6018]

Don’t fold Texans. Spread is 9 you got this

1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:

Wow, that was on hell of a drive.

Little bit of help from the Texans non stop jumping offsides

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Need that number 1 seed next year so we don't have to deal with these cold and shitty stadiums up north. 

[TexasGolf 4896]

Need a td here

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

It absolutely wasn’t. It’s 24-3 without a kick return

missed FG, the bad spot that may have been another 3 or 7. 

[Tonesky 934]

Nice season, boys. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Need that number 1 seed next year so we don't have to deal with these cold and shitty stadiums up north. 

Nothing shitty about the Ravens’ stadium.  The other half of your opinion is valid.

[TexArcher 37774]

Welp.  

Future's bright.

[David Dennison 18853]

Getting worked now.

[TexasGolf 4896]

Let’s get a pick 6

[Jshep34 2308]

Heck of a season. Texans should be a prime time team next season. Load up the line and secondary in the draft and free agency

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Wait, 274 passing ypg led the nfl this season? Lmao wtf

[TonyTexas 10510]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Let’s get a pick 6

I imagine it’s going to have be a scoop and score. 

[Dnaguy 11940]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Let’s get a pick 6

Yeah. Need a defensive or another ST td to win it seems

[Sal 1088]

The Texans’ needs seem to be interior offensive line, interior defensive line, wide receiver, and coverage safety. Some of those could be addressed when guys like Tank Dell return from injury. The temptation will be to focus on wide receiver in free agency, but getting a really good lineman like Chris Jones or DJ Reader should be the priority.