NFL Week 1

[Nicole44 22063]

Man…Wilson is just really bad. If the Jets had drafted Rojo he could have been their backup emergency QB

[Vic Mackey 47088]

Jets might match the Giants point total from last night.

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

No faith in Josh Allen they’re kicking a FG when AAron appears to be done. I hope Jets pull out a win now bc that’s wimpy 

 

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Agreed. Hoping they would have went for it there.

 

with it being pretty apparent that Aaron isnt coming back, going for the 3 there makes so much more sense.     The Jets can still win, but the chances of them making some miraculous comeback are nowhere near as good as with Aaron.

so take the points, get a few more points later on and who cares if the final score is 20-6, thats a win which is all that matters. 

[Vic Mackey 47088]

 

[Nicole44 22063]

He’s in a boot now. Damn. John McEnroe is the first guest on Peyton and Eli right now.

 

[Nicole44 22063]

I think the Jets D will win this. For some reason I have the Bills imploding mid-season. I don’t know why. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

Nice throw, Josh. 

[Pam Cummings 9645]

Thats such a dumb INT.

[blacklab 11941]

Doesn’t he have some essential oils he can rub on it?

[Nicole44 22063]

Just now, blacklab said:

Doesn’t he have some essential oils he can rub on it?

He has to have all kinds of shit. Probably a room full of toads and such. 

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

Josh had like the ENTIRE sideline to run forward there and get a damn good chance of running for the first.

[Nicole44 22063]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Thats such a dumb INT.

I think Allen was really great with Daboll…Allen is regressing. Kinda like how Matt Ryan was with Shanahan and then can’t be replicated. 

Breece hall! That was sweet and then needed it.

Peyton Manning: they should just run that play every play. 

[Captain Obvious 522]

This just shows the darkness retreat is a sham...or at least pales in comparison to the curse surrounding the Jets franchise.

[Pam Cummings 9645]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I think Allen was really great with Daboll…Allen is regressing. Kinda like how Matt Ryan was with Shanahan and then can’t be replicated. 

Breece hall! That was sweet and then needed it.

Peyton Manning: they should just run that play every play. 

I kinda thought so too....lots of turnovers without Daboll there, they missed their window.

[Nicole44 22063]

A traffic cone would do better than what Wilson just did.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

Lulz Wilson is such ass my dude

[Nicole44 22063]

1 minute ago, Captain Obvious said:

This just shows the darkness retreat is a sham...or at least pales in comparison to the curse surrounding the Jets franchise.

Please Tweet this or whatever if you Tweet. It’s perfect. Hello Darkness my old friend….

[pacmanmakesitrain 91]

Looked like Garrett Wilson screwed Hall out of a TD by celebrating instead of blocking the guy chasing Hall.

['stache 21821]

He just needs peyote and a cave, will fix it right up. Or he can visit this guy.

[Surly Bevo 25056]

MILF HUNTER has scored three more points than Dan Jones, so he has that going for him.

[Nicole44 22063]

Allen’s headset isn’t working good. This game is comical and it’s sad bc of it being the 22 year anniversary of 9/11 and all that. I mean I guess they could have schedule the Giants v Cowboys but that would have been a literal massacre. I guess comical is better? 

[dcar00 14276]

Hey Jets, I know where you can get a QB for a 2nd rounder easy peasy....

[Nicole44 22063]

I don’t know shit about Tim Boyle but he had to be better than Wilson. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

Can't play your emergency QB3 unless 2 dies too. 

Edited September 12, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0
Hell, Boyle isn't even active tonight.

[Nicole44 22063]

Jets will have to make some deals with some team. Maybe Jets can nab Sam from Colts. I mean he played a heck of a lot better than Wilson. How do you figure out who the emergency Qb is for the Jets? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

That was a fun score. 

[Nicole44 22063]

Dude did he cross the LOs? 

[petscii 1189]

COLT MCCOY PLEASE PICK UP THE GREEN COURTESY PHONE...

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

@Nicole44

First of all, you're right, Allen looks to be good but not elite. 

Second of all, put your boner away, Colt is a so much better option than Sam 

[Captain Obvious 522]

At this rate, I figure Hall's got about 3-5 more big runs in him before he tears both his ACLs on a non-contact play.

[Nicole44 22063]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

@Nicole44

First of all, you're right, Allen looks to be good but not elite. 

Second of all, put your boner away, Colt is a so much better option than Sam 

That’s only if Colt says no. Wilson is hopeless. Though Peyton did say Wilson is at an even bigger disadvantage bc the whole playbook was made by AArons handpicked guy Hackett and all the terms and shit were stuff they both cooked up. I don’t think Hackett can help This Wilson. Look what Hackett did to Russel last year. Lol. 
 

WOODY CALL COLT OR CALL THE COLTS AND GET A LONGHORN IP IN YOUR STADIUM! 

[SpiralOut 1818]

LAWL at the bird flip on live TV.  Ya dun goofed, cameraman!

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

Lmao Wilson is such trash. The number two overall pick? Fuck you Jets 

[ATXbronco 4084]

 

 

Edited September 12, 2023 by ATXbronco

['stache 21821]

Is it even worth talking trash to Wilson? He knows he sucks.

[Nicole44 22063]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

 

 

That’s fucking amazing and tshirts must be sold! 

They can’t go back to Wilson period. Jets are a good enough team not to have him lose this for them. Just run the fucking ball Hackett. 

[4th&Five 41559]

 

Edited September 12, 2023 by 4th&Five

[Nicole44 22063]

Zach Wilson looks like he still needs his dad’s permission to take the car out to drive over to his buddy’s house to bang his buddy’s mom.

Edited September 12, 2023 by Nicole44

[Radical Larry 28645]

https://x.com/_LCapitan/status/1701398232616570981

[Stunns38 3536]

At this rate, I figure Hall's got about 3-5 more big runs in him before he tears both his ACLs on a non-contact play.

Then Dalvin Cook will tear a rotator cuff the subsequent play.

[shakahorn 1645]

24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Hey Jets, I know where you can get a QB for a 2nd rounder easy peasy....

When I first read this, my thought was Trey Lance.  Which would be a stroke of genius on the part of the Cowboys. Which is why it won't happen.

Edited September 12, 2023 by shakahorn

[Nicole44 22063]

If they wanted to make this game more of a spectacle they should have had the Bills all in red and the Jets all in green to piss off the color blind folk.

[shakahorn 1645]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

If they wanted to make this game more of a spectacle they should have had the Bills all in red and the Jets all in green to piss off the color blind folk.

That would actually be doing the color blind folk a favor.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Zach Wilson looks like he still needs his dad’s permission to take the car out to drive over to his buddy’s house to bang his buddy’s mom.

Zach Wilson makes me wonder why i didn't go into NFL scouting.

[ATXbronco 4084]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Zach Wilson looks like he still needs his dad’s permission to take the car out to drive over to his buddy’s house to bang his buddy’s mom.

It's Zach Wilson.
He's already banged his buddy's Mom. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

Well, at least TNF was a good game. 

[Nicole44 22063]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If they wanted to make this game more of a spectacle they should have had the Bills all in red and the Jets all in green to piss off the color blind folk.

Sorry to quote myself but the NFL actually did this and got a ton of complaints. From those people who are color blind. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

I just turned on the game to hear about Aaron Rodger being down for the game. Last night prediction doesn't sound so crazy now:

On 9/10/2023 at 9:26 PM, Captain Ron said:

I also think that Rodgers is going to highly disappoint Jets fans this year.

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Zach Wilson makes me wonder why i didn't go into NFL scouting.

Where's @FartingDreamer?? Come get your shit bag QB 

[PittsburghTiger 6192]

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s fucking amazing and tshirts must be sold! 

They can’t go back to Wilson period. Jets are a good enough team not to have him lose this for them. Just run the fucking ball Hackett. 

I can’t wrap my head around the Jets hiring Hackett. I’m never amazed at the NFL’s ability to hire retread, after retread, after retread. 

Amazing.