NFL Week 1

[Captain Ron 12793]

Well good to see the halftime crew hitting the sunshine pumper.

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I just turned on the game to hear about Aaron Rodger being down for the game. Last night prediction doesn't sound so crazy now:

 

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I can’t wrap my head around the Jets hiring Hackett. I’m never amazed at the NFL’s ability to hire retread, after retread, after retread. 

Amazing.

 

Rodgers loved him. Rodgers wanted him and the Jets got him along with whatever personnel and players he wanted for the most part. This was a Rodgers centric team. You’d think though they’d have considered him, about to turn 40, getting hurt and having a decent backup? But it’s the Jets. 

[Macklemore 2871]

57 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

From my AT buddy

High ankle or foot injury (LisFranc). If it’s option B it’s surgical

Matt Schaub was never the same player after his LisFranc injury. Hope it’s just a sprain.

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

I also find it amazing that gambling on football is now so accepted and advertised on NFL broadcasts.

 

It went from verboten to hell yes!

[FartingMonk 3606]

Mercury must be in Gatorade otherwise this would never happen to Rodgers

[Rimbo 25772]

little bit behind here, but Manningcast is top notch entertainment

"you got the center open on a seam route 7 yards downfield"

"the right tackle is open in the flat right there, you cannot throw it to em"

on a play where Milf Hunter Wilson threw the ball into a tackle's backside

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Rodgers loved him. Rodgers wanted him and the Jets got him along with whatever personnel and players he wanted for the most part. This was a Rodgers centric team. You’d think though they’d have considered him, about to turn 40, getting hurt and having a decent backup? But it’s the Jets. 

I get it, you cater to the player but, Hackett just sucks. Just sucks.

[tokamak 6351]

I have two young kids so you better believe we are going to watch the shit out of whatever “Toy Story Funday Football” is. Duke Caboom halftime show? Hell yeah. 

[Nicole44 22027]

If Hackett can’t work out a script with Wilson throw in Boyle and call mostly running plays regardless. Or use their emergency QB. No clue who that is. 

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, Rimbo said:

little bit behind here, but Manningcast is top notch entertainment

"you got the center open on a seam route 7 yards downfield"

"the right tackle is open in the flat right there, you cannot throw it to em"

on a play where Milf Hunter Wilson threw the ball into a tackle's backside

People are missing out not watching Peyton and Eli tonite. It’s Emmy gold (no writers strike CR stuff but seriously) this type of event was made for them. Rodgers going down and they are putting out their best stuff! 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I also find it amazing that gambling on football is now so accepted and advertised on NFL broadcasts.

 

It went from verboten to hell yes!

Like the NIL in college, people just stopped faking like it didn't exist.

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I get it, you cater to the player but, Hackett just sucks. Just sucks.

Yes he sucks. Look what he did to that other Wilson guy in Denver. Zach will self destruct three minutes into the second half.

[Sawbonz 27398]

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sorry to quote myself but the NFL actually did this and got a ton of complaints. From those people who are color blind. 

2015 bills jets game would be torture for everyone watching guy

[Horn80 6075]

Think Zach will bring Jets back in second half. 5, 4, 3,……

[Sawbonz 27398]

What happened to Rodgers?

[SameSame 1692]

I hate when people say something like that, "This is worse than anything you could have possibly thought of"

Really?  And you say this on 9/11.  How about some people slide in there with uzis start mowing people down?  How about Rodgers whipped his pecker out on the first play and started running around?  That seems worse.   Things could always be worse, this seems half expected.

[Captain Ron 12793]

45 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Doesn’t he have some essential oils he can rub on it?

 

 

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Twitter is gold right now

 

 

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

What happened to Rodgers?

4 plays in. Got hurt. Carted off. X-rays negative but in a boot. Most think Achilles. Maybe? 

Holy shit a completion! Fuck ya! Let’s go MILF banger! Lol.

[4th&Five 41457]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I hate when people say something like that, "This is worse than anything you could have possibly thought of"

Really?  And you say this on 9/11.  How about some people slide in there with uzis start mowing people down?  How about Rodgers whipped his pecker out on the first play and started running around?  That seems worse.   Things could always be worse, this seems half expected.

[Pam Cummings 9567]

I remember how much it sucks to play against Breece Hall.

[Captain Ron 12793]

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

What happened to Rodgers?

Maybe he can lobby a doctor to see if he can get back in the game.

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I remember how much it sucks to play against Breece Hall.

Great player for sure. I know everyone knocks him for that 3star comment he made but he was right in a way. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

22 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

When I first read this, my thought was Trey Lance.  Which would be a stroke of genius on the part of the Cowboys. Which is why it won't happen.

You know Jerry is taking every last viagra in his house while dialing the Jets GM’s cell number. 

[Captain Ron 12793]

5 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I hate when people say something like that, "This is worse than anything you could have possibly thought of"

Really?  And you say this on 9/11.  How about some people slide in there with uzis start mowing people down?  How about Rodgers whipped his pecker out on the first play and started running around?  That seems worse.   Things could always be worse, this seems half expected.

[Not a cat 5615]

8 minutes ago, slorch said:

Like the NIL in college, people just stopped faking like it didn't exist.

Gambling, paying players and weed.  We all just stopped pretending everyone wasn't doing it already to varying degrees.  Next up, pegging.  

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You know Jerry is taking every last viagra in his house while dialing the Jets GM’s cell number. 

Sure but that’s every night. Also Lance wouldn’t be that much better I don’t think…but there are a few backups that for sure would be. But it’s Woody Johnson. The Patriots will probably swap Zappe for Wilson. Just kidding. Someone will make a deal though. 

[Deej 76542]

I'd say fuck Rodgers, but like NowThis, he'd enjoy it too much. 

[Nicole44 22027]

What the holy shit was that? 

[Captain Ron 12793]

Just now, Deej said:

I'd say fuck Rodgers, but like NowThis, he'd enjoy it too much. 

Meh. Fuck Rodgers. I'll never forget 2004.

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

Didn’t they just break some nice runs? So, let’s call some passing plays.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

Payton doubling down on the linemen being open downfield

[Nicole44 22027]

Wilson sucks. Wow. Had a guy wide open. Also Bills coach is kinda dumb with the penalty could have knocked them out of FG range. 

[George 487]

Fuck you Peyton. The attempt counts. 2 left. 

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[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Payton doubling down on the linemen being open downfield

They are nails tonite. Just hilarious. With McEnroe earlier it was hysterical. 

[shakahorn 1625]

Should've taken the OPI there.  Make it 3rd and 28? or 23?  Is OPI in the NFL 10 or 15 yards?  Regardless Wilson not gonna get back the yards of the penalty making the FG attempt longer at worst and a TO possible.

[Longboard Horn 40124]

[Nicole44 22027]

Peyton: I think Brady going to the Jets would be illegal…

[BB65 476]

Need a manningcast for Arch’s first start

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Jesus fuck, Josh. 

[Longboard Horn 40124]

[pops 6973]

Bills are lucky they are playing this fraud Wilson.  

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

Central Valley H.S. in the house!

Nice interception Jordan Whitehead!

[BurntOrange&White 39618]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1701403778602164524?s=20

Looks like achilles

 

[Nicole44 22027]

Fitzmagic! 

[Hook1997 5280]

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Peyton: I think Brady going to the Jets would be illegal…

That would be interesting, did he ever file his paperwork?  

[Buzzrock 14870]

I’m reminded of my favorite description of Josh Allen. On any given play, he looks like either a) he should be the mvp or b) he should be benched immediately.

[Nicole44 22027]

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

That 3rd down play sucked. 

[Rimbo 25772]

25 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Meh. Fuck Rodgers. I'll never forget 2004.

this is the correct answer

i laughed when he went out limping