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47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I was on the shitter when the news alert came through. Hope the guy at the urinal didn't flinch when I uttered a few curse words from the stall. 

No, but I'm pretty certain he asked for a courtesy flush.

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On a brighter note, I think Jets fans can take solace that if he hadn't hurt his achilles last week, Rodgers would have literally died on this play. 

 

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3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Biadasz hurt his hammy today too. Getting an MRI.

Pets’ heads all the way off.

That sucks too, although early word is it's minor.  I wonder who would play center??  Bass?

 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I truly think they have the depth to recover...obviously a step down of course, but should be okay.

 

Missing the center for an extended time is MUCH worse.

Than Diggs?  Nah.  I like what Tyler has worked himself into and he's turned into a good player but there's a reason Diggs got the contract he did.  Only fortunate thing is he did it early and may be back almost 100% for next season.  Tyler's injury reads like it's minor.  

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Than Diggs?  Nah.  I like what Tyler has worked himself into and he's turned into a good player but there's a reason Diggs got the contract he did.  Only fortunate thing is he did it early and may be back almost 100% for next season.  Tyler's injury reads like it's minor.  

I meant in more of the “they have depth at DB but not interior OL” way.
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Jerry and Stephen really looked at this roster in the preseason, saw exactly 5 OL that belong in the NFL (several of whom have extensive injury histories), and said, “yeah, that’ll work”. 

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Jerry and Stephen really looked at this roster in the preseason, saw exactly 5 OL that belong in the NFL (several of whom have extensive injury histories), and said, “yeah, that’ll work”. 
You're hired!
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Jerry and Stephen really looked at this roster in the preseason, saw exactly 5 OL that belong in the NFL (several of whom have extensive injury histories), and said, “yeah, that’ll work”. 

As much as I’ve fretted about the health of this o line and the need for more bodies, they didn’t do horrible today. I hope these three make it back next week as Belichik will be looking to fuck with them and Dak. Martins groin is a real concern; those usually don’t heal quickly .
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3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Not playing against Josh Dobbs:

     outscore them 108 - 13

Playing against Josh Dobbs:

    Outscored 28 - 16

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Totally bizarre 4 game stretch. 

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For anybody here who's still crying about losing Randy Gregory, he's available again. I guess the Broncos awesome defense didn't have room for him any more.

 

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On 9/24/2023 at 8:22 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Don't stress about Diggs, we got Super Dak 

- Drew 

I mean take away 3 starting OL and start 3 guys for the first time ever and it's not going to be fun for the offense. They still sucked that game though. There's no excusing it...the defense was garbage and the offense didn't step up, ALL of them.

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On 10/1/2023 at 8:05 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Next week will show us exactly where we stand in the NFC. Ready to see this litmus test. 

I expect the 9ers to win by 10 or so.

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For anybody here who's still crying about losing Randy Gregory, he's available again. I guess the Broncos awesome defense didn't have room for him any more.
 

We missed a bullet when his agent sent him to Denver instead of taking the matching Dallas deal. Gregory is another example of Jerry’s failed redemption projects like Jaylon smith, Trey Lance, Pac-Man Jones and on and on. Never should have been drafted and should have been released years earlier.

Hopefully Jerry doesn’t answer his agents phone and Gregory goes wherever taco charlton and other lowlifes are.
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i thought you were joking but sho nuff, RG + a 7th in return for a 6th.
Niners rolling the dice. They get a good talent if he actually shows up and keeps his head in the game, on and off the field. They are all in right now to win so I get the gamble.
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Randy Gregory’s stats in Dallas were really mediocre and if he hadn’t had all the dope shit going he would have been cut. Jerry always looks at it in terms of a Hollywood feel good story. Glad he’s anywhere but in Dallas.

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At least with Moore there was some good with the bad with Dak.  This is all bad.  I don't think Dak has the capability to run west coast offense and this OL will never be dominant because they just get injured all the time.  he's fucked.

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That was brutal. Dak was never worth the money they gave him but according to posters like Drew, “it was his turn.” Fuck that. He’s even more limited than he was before his horrible ankle injury and his weapons aren’t good enough to mask his inefficiencies. CeeDee isn’t good enough as a #1 and Pollard will never be as good as Zeke’s first couple of seasons.

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46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Are we really going to break the bank on Parsons?

there’s a zero percent chance jerry lets micah get away and he will do whatever it takes to keep him.  I expect him to get $40MM/year this off-season. 

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

 

He's absolutely right, but that defense is soft too.   Dak is what many of us said he was, and the folks who said he was "the guy" were just lying to themselves.  The defense has looked generational at times, only to turtle like a motherfucker when they play physical teams.

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