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2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Baker Mayfield has as many playoff wins as Dak Prescott.  Which also includes a win with the Cleveland Browns, who have 5 total playoff wins since the AFL/NFL merger 54 years ago.

But Dak is better than Lamar. I remember a certain bitch @Vic Mackey and others saying this dumb shit

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Yes. I don’t think he will insist on being the GM, and will actually hire a football guy for that role 

That would be Will McClay who is essentially the head of personnel. He turned down several GM interviews. He built a team with 9 pro bowlers.
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Why in the wide wide world of sports would he come to Dallas to “win” a Super Bowl?? Has he even been paying attention for the last 30 years?

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4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes. I don’t think he will insist on being the GM, and will actually hire a football guy for that role 

Same. I think Stephen will be a different kind of owner than Jerry.

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Same. I think Stephen will be a different kind of owner than Jerry.

Charlotte will be the president or CEO. She’s the real brains. I’ve met her. She’s Lorraine from Fargo but nice.
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14 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes. I don’t think he will insist on being the GM, and will actually hire a football guy for that role 

Don't know if you're wrong or right; but what indication of this future behavior have you seen?

If Stephen had that inclination, why wouldn't he have reasoned with Daddy to make that very decision yet?  I don't believe for a second that it is going to change.

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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


Charlotte will be the president or CEO. She’s the real brains. I’ve met her. She’s Lorraine from Fargo but nice.

why would you lie about having met charlotte?  you’re such a weirdo. 

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Will the Ravens defense at least put up a fight? Will they change the routes if receivers aren’t open? Of course they will, our idiot coaches are the problem.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

Don't know if you're wrong or right; but what indication of this future behavior have you seen?

If Stephen had that inclination, why wouldn't he have reasoned with Daddy to make that very decision yet?  I don't believe for a second that it is going to change.

It's wishcasting.  Because the alternative is really hard to accept.

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I got rid of my emotional connection to the Cowboys several years ago once I realized a bunch of moron hillbillies were in charge….,


I realized this in 1989. Welcome to the club.
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4 hours ago, slorch said:

Don't know if you're wrong or right; but what indication of this future behavior have you seen?

If Stephen had that inclination, why wouldn't he have reasoned with Daddy to make that very decision yet?  I don't believe for a second that it is going to change.

He’s reasoned with Daddy enough to get Will Mcclay here and keep him here, and he’s the guy that is the GM in all but title. 

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Charlotte will be the president or CEO. She’s the real brains. I’ve met her. She’s Lorraine from Fargo but nice.

Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.
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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.

Man I hope so but I’ll believe it when I see it. Does Stephen work any of the other family businesses or does he just dick around the Star all day?

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I accepted reality a few years ago. The Cowboys are nothing more than the Jones family's playground. I still watch the games from time to time but I dont follow the team or have any real kind of emotional stake. I mostly just have nostalgia from being a kid and watching the super bowls but I've moved on. The only hope for cowboys fans is for Jerry to make a sudden trip to lower heaven and for Stephen to decide he's too busy being a fat boob to try to GM the hell outta this team. 

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54 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He’s reasoned with Daddy enough to get Will Mcclay here and keep him here, and he’s the guy that is the GM in all but title. 

so almost sort of.

 

mkay...

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Man I hope so but I’ll believe it when I see it. Does Stephen work any of the other family businesses or does he just dick around the Star all day?

I mean what would you do if you were lil stevie?

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:


Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.

Hopefully she does the franchise equivalent of hiring the smart cop who will kick out the bums.  Or plot lines to that effect.

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Kurt Warner does awesome breakdowns.  He's got some great insight on Dak's INTs and shows why McCarthy is a fuckin' idiot and why Dallas' offense was so inept.  

 

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Kurt Warner does awesome breakdowns.  He's got some great insight on Dak's INTs and shows why McCarthy is a fuckin' idiot and why Dallas' offense was so inept.  
 

We have had bad routes, terrible we coaching, and morons for WRs since Garrett if not further back. Fire them all.
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We have had bad routes, terrible we coaching, and morons for WRs since Garrett if not further back. Fire them all.

Nearly 30 years of players and head coaches and position coaches. Players and coaches come and go, but one thing remains consistent.

You would think and know that he knows this too. He does, but it’s an ego thing and it’s really easy to see. 31 fan bases laugh at it.
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