Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!

[TejasPedro 1858]

Jerry has a steady flow of adrenochrome. 

[Zepol87 9186]

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Baker Mayfield has as many playoff wins as Dak Prescott.  Which also includes a win with the Cleveland Browns, who have 5 total playoff wins since the AFL/NFL merger 54 years ago.

But Dak is better than Lamar. I remember a certain bitch @Vic Mackey and others saying this dumb shit

[Texzilla58 4735]

Yes. I don’t think he will insist on being the GM, and will actually hire a football guy for that role 

That would be Will McClay who is essentially the head of personnel. He turned down several GM interviews. He built a team with 9 pro bowlers.

[Hate 20108]

GM is not the problem. The owner is the problem. Period. Full stop. 

[tx 3 putt 76957]

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Well probably not the best idea to come to Dallas Mr. Henry

[Hate 20108]

Why in the wide wide world of sports would he come to Dallas to “win” a Super Bowl?? Has he even been paying attention for the last 30 years?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

The FJJ/Fat Mike Cowboys have become a national laughing stock

 

And the news just keeps on coming. From CBS

Cowboys' Dak Prescott says he 'sucked' in upset loss vs. Packers, now tied for worst postseason record by QB (msn.com)

Edited January 17 by Irish Wrist Watch

[futureman 22462]

I've been telling y'all for years.

[EuroHorn 3264]

I like Young’s idea …

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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I've been telling y'all for years.

It's almost like you're from the future

[C-Man 27226]

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes. I don’t think he will insist on being the GM, and will actually hire a football guy for that role 

Same. I think Stephen will be a different kind of owner than Jerry.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Although Young seems to focus on Jones, he mentions "the last four years." He's talking about McCarthy's coaching - not just Jerry's refusing to give a coach free rein. 

[closetohumping 17442]

Nm

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 17 by closetohumping

[Texzilla58 4735]

Same. I think Stephen will be a different kind of owner than Jerry.

Charlotte will be the president or CEO. She’s the real brains. I’ve met her. She’s Lorraine from Fargo but nice.

[Guest]

14 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes. I don’t think he will insist on being the GM, and will actually hire a football guy for that role 

Don't know if you're wrong or right; but what indication of this future behavior have you seen?

If Stephen had that inclination, why wouldn't he have reasoned with Daddy to make that very decision yet?  I don't believe for a second that it is going to change.

Edited January 17 by slorch

[The Dog 44051]

[Texzilla58 4735]

Players are blaming McCarthy and Quinn stubborness and Dak for falling apart if his initial read is gone. I won’t another game if fat Mike or Quinn return.

[futureman 22462]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Charlotte will be the president or CEO. She’s the real brains. I’ve met her. She’s Lorraine from Fargo but nice.

why would you lie about having met charlotte?  you’re such a weirdo. 

[Pam Cummings 9641]

12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

But Dak is better than Lamar. I remember a certain bitch @Vic Mackey and others saying this dumb shit

If Lamar loses this weekend he's just a better version of Dak.

['stache 21815]

Will the Ravens defense at least put up a fight? Will they change the routes if receivers aren’t open? Of course they will, our idiot coaches are the problem.

Edited January 17 by 'stache

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[Frank Drebin 5639]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Don't know if you're wrong or right; but what indication of this future behavior have you seen?

If Stephen had that inclination, why wouldn't he have reasoned with Daddy to make that very decision yet?  I don't believe for a second that it is going to change.

It's wishcasting.  Because the alternative is really hard to accept.

[futureman 22462]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

If Lamar loses this weekend he's just a better version of Dak.

but still better. 

[Pam Cummings 9641]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

but still better. 

By a lot.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

The hits just keep on coming

[TxTower 652]

I got rid of my emotional connection to the Cowboys several years ago once I realized a bunch of moron hillbillies were in charge….,

I realized this in 1989. Welcome to the club.

[Trey3216 15346]

4 hours ago, slorch said:

Don't know if you're wrong or right; but what indication of this future behavior have you seen?

If Stephen had that inclination, why wouldn't he have reasoned with Daddy to make that very decision yet?  I don't believe for a second that it is going to change.

He’s reasoned with Daddy enough to get Will Mcclay here and keep him here, and he’s the guy that is the GM in all but title. 

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

The hits just keep on coming

Damn, they did Michael Johnson wrong.  

[C-Man 27226]

Charlotte will be the president or CEO. She’s the real brains. I’ve met her. She’s Lorraine from Fargo but nice.

Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.

['stache 21815]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.

Man I hope so but I’ll believe it when I see it. Does Stephen work any of the other family businesses or does he just dick around the Star all day?

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.

insert Steven and Charlotte heads

replace 'those people' with Jerry.  rinse and repeat

[BlackCat 436]

I accepted reality a few years ago. The Cowboys are nothing more than the Jones family's playground. I still watch the games from time to time but I dont follow the team or have any real kind of emotional stake. I mostly just have nostalgia from being a kid and watching the super bowls but I've moved on. The only hope for cowboys fans is for Jerry to make a sudden trip to lower heaven and for Stephen to decide he's too busy being a fat boob to try to GM the hell outta this team. 

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54 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He’s reasoned with Daddy enough to get Will Mcclay here and keep him here, and he’s the guy that is the GM in all but title. 

so almost sort of.

 

mkay...

[TreatyOak 16327]

[futureman 22462]

4 hours ago, TxTower said:

I realized this in 1989. Welcome to the club.

 

did you enjoy those three super bowls?

[dcar00 14208]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Man I hope so but I’ll believe it when I see it. Does Stephen work any of the other family businesses or does he just dick around the Star all day?

I mean what would you do if you were lil stevie?

[TOR 5576]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Whichever one takes over will not meddle on the football side as much as Jerry does.

Hopefully she does the franchise equivalent of hiring the smart cop who will kick out the bums.  Or plot lines to that effect.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Jerry, you owe it to Fat Mike to cut him loose now so he can begin entertaining all the job offers that are going to come rolling in. Possibly every team in the nation wants him. Don't fire him after all those jobs have been filled.

[SpiralOut 1813]

Kurt Warner does awesome breakdowns.  He's got some great insight on Dak's INTs and shows why McCarthy is a fuckin' idiot and why Dallas' offense was so inept.  

 

Edited January 17 by SpiralOut

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

"OOOh, I gotta remember this one"  -Looch...probably. 

[Texzilla58 4735]

Kurt Warner does awesome breakdowns.  He's got some great insight on Dak's INTs and shows why McCarthy is a fuckin' idiot and why Dallas' offense was so inept.  
 

We have had bad routes, terrible we coaching, and morons for WRs since Garrett if not further back. Fire them all.

[TonyTexas 10512]

 

[markstanco 12577]

We have had bad routes, terrible we coaching, and morons for WRs since Garrett if not further back. Fire them all.

Nearly 30 years of players and head coaches and position coaches. Players and coaches come and go, but one thing remains consistent.

You would think and know that he knows this too. He does, but it’s an ego thing and it’s really easy to see. 31 fan bases laugh at it.

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2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Dumb, but also dumber that it wouldn't really matter unless there was an owner death announced with the coaching change so I guess....whatever.

[Pam Cummings 9641]

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[BurntOrange&White 39932]

11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

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12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

[NAVY 6740]

Fat Mike for the win!