Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!

[Surly Bevo 25,120]

On the clock.  Queue the Benny Hill Theme.

[Rex Kramer 1,355]

We’re dealing.  Trade down with KC, Buff or Balt. Still pick up Powers-Johnson, who they like as much as Barton. Get another 2. 

Edited April 26 by Rex Kramer

[Gucci_Suit 2,655]

Let’s see if there is a Baylor basketball player we can get. Maybe a lock legged DT from Michigan?

Edited April 26 by Gucci_Suit

[LTtxfan 49,329]

30 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hope Guyton doesn't end up with Cowboys at 24th pick...

Don't do it...  

[tx 3 putt 77,287]

Jerrah about to find some glory hole here !!!!

[TonyTexas 10,521]

 

[futureman 22,519]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Yes. Cause he’s a fucking good QB. Fuck yiu idiots who say otherwise. You have no clue and would rather be right about Dak and have us in purgatory rather than competing every damned year with a chance than hoping they hit on a guy.

And fuck that “he’s not a big game guy”

He’s WON playoff games. He’s performed well in more of them than he’s not.

You can keep pretending he’s bad all you want. But you’re wrong.


The main point was that I’m done caring for now about the cowboys. And I hope they fuck up any let him walk. Tina real team trying to win.

Not acting broke.

I came.  

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

Trade to Detroit

[Rex Kramer 1,355]

Or Det for a high 3rd. Good trade. 

Edited April 26 by Rex Kramer

[freyguy 4,284]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[TonyTexas 10,521]

 

['stache 21,830]

Jerry seriously thinks trading every fucking year makes him look smart, doesn't he, I hate that man.

[mdmost 43,016]

Trading down is smart. Pick up an early third. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,118]

Live look at the Cowboys war room

['stache 21,830]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Edited April 26 by 'stache

[Gucci_Suit 2,655]

#allin

[Drew 2,512]

Love the trade down. They can still get the OL they need and got a top 75 pick

[Vic Mackey 47,111]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Trading down is smart. Pick up an early third. 

It might be smart if your war room actually knows how to utilize those picks. Ours doesn't. Most likely will be same wasted spare that will be gone in a few years.

[Drew 2,512]

Jerry seriously thinks trading every fucking year makes him look smart, doesn't he, I hate that man.

He hasn’t traded in the first round for almost a decade.

[mdmost 43,016]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

It might be smart if your war room actually knows how to utilize those picks. Ours doesn't. Most likely will be same wasted spare that will be gone in a few years.

Maybe but that's an extra chance to maybe luck into someone decent. Shit, maybe they let Will McClay pick that one. 

['stache 21,830]

Just now, Drew said:

He hasn’t traded in the first round for almost a decade.

I'm a little drunk, and my hatred for that asshole is higher than its ever been in any decade.

[Horn80 6,131]

Fuck Jerry.  Idiotic to pass on the Duke center rated number 1 at his position.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm a little drunk, and my hatred for that asshole is higher than its ever been in any decade.

[fellside 1,114]

Can't believe there are fans hating on the trade down. It was the perfect move for a team with at least four enormous holes and no 4th round pick.

One of Barton or Jackson Powers Johnson will still probably be there.

[mdmost 43,016]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Fuck Jerry.  Idiotic to pass on the Duke center rated number 1 at his position.

But what if he's still there at 29?

[LTtxfan 49,329]

Hope Guyton doesn't end up with Cowboys at 29th pick...  😬

[TonyTexas 10,521]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

But what if he's still there at 29?

He’s gone. 

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

There will still be a player to fill a need at 29 and now you have a third. 

[Texzilla588 769]

Maybe but that's an extra chance to maybe luck into someone decent. Shit, maybe they let Will McClay pick that one. 

That’s why the only way to hit on more players is to have more picks. Jimmy figured that out.

Trading down is smart if there’s no one left on your board with a 1 grade. Low first rounders are usually really high 2nd rounders, but have the liabilities of a 1st like a fully guaranteed contract.

['stache 21,830]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Need a center, had the best on the board, traded it, FUCK YOU JERRY!!!

[mdmost 43,016]

Ah centers aren't that important.

[Firemans4Horn 18,118]

Welp

[Texzilla588 769]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Need a center, had the best on the board, traded it, FUCK YOU JERRY!!!

You need to catch up. He signed Zeke to come back. He’s our new center.

[Pato del Muerto 52,557]

If they want a center, hopefully they are good with the Oregon player also, provided the chiefs don’t snake him 

['stache 21,830]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Ah centers aren't that important.

Yeah, Travis Fredrick was just a guy.

[TonyTexas 10,521]

It’s the okie converted tight end. 

[tx 3 putt 77,287]

Are any surley posters / cowboy fans at the draft ???

[LTtxfan 49,329]

Damn... Guyton from blOU

[tx 3 putt 77,287]

‘Up snd Down’ Sr bowl week <<<< we sucke

['stache 21,830]

Meh, fuck ou, but I don't hate the pick.

[Surly Bevo 25,120]

[mdmost 43,016]

Well, when it fails again, which it will, we can enjoy that. 

[kingkoopa6 8,377]

I guess 

[Beau Vine 54,357]

On 1/31/2024 at 7:16 PM, Augustus said:

Nearly spit my drink out laughing.  Another way things have changed:  Toward the end of the game, the color guy says, "Roger (Staubach) runs like a sissy, doesn't he?"  LMAO

That was Tom Brookshire, former Eagle, and caught a lot of shit over it.

[Pato del Muerto 52,557]

Well whatever analytical capability Matt miller of espn has, his pro comp for guyton is lane Johnson. If he ends up being that, then great pick. 

[LTtxfan 49,329]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well whatever analytical capability Matt miller of espn has, his pro comp for guyton is lane Johnson. If he ends up being that, then great pick. 

Yeah I hope so too

[TornACL 7,722]

Happy about the trade down, angry about the cluster fuck roster management that made trading down a necessity this year.

[DougO 5,256]

28 minutes ago, fellside said:

Can't believe there are fans hating on the trade down. It was the perfect move for a team with at least four enormous holes and no 4th round pick.

One of Barton or Jackson Powers Johnson will still probably be there.

Trade down was a good call. 24 is not a great place to be in this draft, or most others. Dropping down a few spots will get a similar level player and they get the 9th pick in the 3rd thrown in. They just have to nail soe good picks.

Not sure Guyton is a plug-in left tackle, not a ton of experience there, has had injury history as well, developing player. Thought maybe they would go for Sweat or Brooks, but they have a lot of needs. I wouldn't be that thrilled about taking a center there.

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

Just now, DougO said:

Trade down was a good call. 24 is not a great place to be in this draft, or most others. Dropping down a few spots will get a similar level player and they get the 9th pick in the 3rd thrown in. They just have to nail soe good picks.

Not sure Guyton is a plug-in left tackle, not a ton of experience there, has had injury history as well, developing player. Thought maybe they would go for Sweat or Brooks, but they have a lot of needs. I wouldn't be that thrilled about taking a center there.

Hopefully they can get Sweat in the 2nd or 3rd

[Horn80 6,131]

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But what if he's still there at 29?

Well, Tampa Bay is hell of lot smarter than Jerry.  Shocking