Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

1 hour ago, Texzilla588 said:

Jerry has the whole shebang on one year deals. Dak. Fat Mike. Zimmer. He has a plan in his head. Of course it will blow up in his face.

The issue with Dak is he has a void year or two so he’ll leave some dead cap behind.

Plan is Bellichick.  He and Jerry already had their clandestine meeting and he specifically told Jerry, NO NEW big contracts.  It will blow up in his face as stated. 

[Vic Mackey 47168]

Plan is Bellichick.  He and Jerry already had their clandestine meeting and he specifically told Jerry, NO NEW big contracts.  It will blow up in his face as stated. 

Will Jerry and Bill go chase young women together?

[futureman 22554]

On 6/13/2024 at 10:12 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Show me a fucking loss this season !!!!!!

 

 

you’re posting as a joke, and it is funny.  but this is the type of shit that actually arouses people like @Drew.  

[Pig Bellmont 8741]

6 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Plan is Bellichick.  He and Jerry already had their clandestine meeting and he specifically told Jerry, NO NEW big contracts.  It will blow up in his face as stated. 

If this is true, why wasn’t Bellicheck hired for this year? There’s zero reason to let Mike ride out his contract 

[MontereyMX 869]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

7 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Plan is Bellichick.  He and Jerry already had their clandestine meeting and he specifically told Jerry, NO NEW big contracts.  It will blow up in his face as stated. 

Will Jerry and Bill go chase young women together?

Let’s hope 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

So Barnyard Mike and Hillbilly Fart Parade at odds (good riddance):

From Athlon Sports/MSN

Serious Internal Tension Reportedly Brewing Within Cowboys Organization

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

14 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Plan is Bellichick.  He and Jerry already had their clandestine meeting and he specifically told Jerry, NO NEW big contracts.  It will blow up in his face as stated. 

Will Jerry and Bill go chase young women together?

Duh

8 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

If this is true, why wasn’t Bellicheck hired for this year? There’s zero reason to let Mike ride out his contract 

Cause bill wanted a year off and didn't want Dak on a lame duck year. 

[dcar00 14380]

8 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Duh

Cause bill wanted a year off and didn't want Dak on a lame duck year. 

yep, Bill needed a year to put the 24 yr old on lockdown.

[Vic Mackey 47168]

Cause bill wanted a year off and didn't want Dak on a lame duck year. 

Bill at this age without Brady isn't going to be any better than what we have now. He went all in on Mac Jones and we saw how that went. Brady was the reason for the Pats dynasty, not Bill. I can't imagine Bill would ever want to work for Jerry.

[YGIFS 19452]

I think a guy named Emmitt Smith played for the Cowboys.  And was in the news earlier.  Should we boycott, or how does this Cowboys fandom work?  

[Texzilla588 769]

Bill at this age without Brady isn't going to be any better than what we have now. He went all in on Mac Jones and we saw how that went. Brady was the reason for the Pats dynasty, not Bill. I can't imagine Bill would ever want to work for Jerry.

Brady without Belichik is likely a career backup. To denigrate Bill as it all being Tom is ludicrous. 10 Super Bowl appearances in a league designed to prevent anything but absolute parity is greatness; bill changed the team several times through the years to make it happen. Did he get arrogant and foolish in his later seasons? Yes but that seems to be a common trait.

['stache 21892]

Is that a bit? All evidence is that Bellichek's teams without Brady sucked shit. That doesn't necessarily mean that he's a shitty coach and it was all Brady, but it sure as shit doesn't prove or even imply the opposite.

Edited June 26 by 'stache

[lilMAC25 3823]

37 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is that a bit? All evidence is that Bellichek's teams without Brady sucked shit. That doesn't necessarily mean that he's a shitty coach and it was all Brady, but it sure as shit doesn't prove or even imply the opposite.

Most evidence.

 

08, Brady got hurt early and the Pats won 11 games with a back up (Matt Cassell).

Edited June 26 by lilMAC25

[markstanco 12629]

Bill at this age without Brady isn't going to be any better than what we have now. He went all in on Mac Jones and we saw how that went. Brady was the reason for the Pats dynasty, not Bill. I can't imagine Bill would ever want to work for Jerry.

Free money is a good reason to work for Jerry.

[markstanco 12629]

Most evidence.
 
08, Brady got hurt early and the Pats won 11 games with a back up (Matt Cassell).

Matt cassell is in marketing for K-Swiss and killing it.

[Texzilla588 769]

Is that a bit? All evidence is that Bellichek's teams without Brady sucked shit. That doesn't necessarily mean that he's a shitty coach and it was all Brady, but it sure as shit doesn't prove or even imply the opposite.

You’ve got recency bias. Belichik rebuilt his team and strategy every season to gain advantages. Brady’s marriage to Gisele helped both as Tom accepted less money to buy in to the patriots way. 10 super bowls with all kinds of different teams in a league built to prevent it.

Bill got arrogant and lazy after Tom left, with bad personnel moves and terrible staffing. But don’t discount the ravens either. He built it in Cleveland and Ozzie carried it forward in the GM portion.

[futureman 22554]

12 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:

Brady without Belichik is likely a career backup.

I had sex with your wife. 

[Pam Cummings 9684]

49 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

You’ve got recency bias. Belichik rebuilt his team and strategy every season to gain advantages. Brady’s marriage to Gisele helped both as Tom accepted less money to buy in to the patriots way. 10 super bowls with all kinds of different teams in a league built to prevent it.

Bill got arrogant and lazy after Tom left, with bad personnel moves and terrible staffing. But don’t discount the ravens either. He built it in Cleveland and Ozzie carried it forward in the GM portion.

Well, that and having an owner that circumvented the salary cap by "investing" in his TB12 "company".

Edited June 26 by Pam Cummings

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

7 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:

Brady’s marriage to Gisele helped both as Tom accepted less money to buy in to the patriots way.

The Spurs did this too to keep their dynasty rolling.  Not sure why Dak "I don't care about money" Prescott isn't open to taking less to stack the team. 

[Vic Mackey 47168]

The Spurs did this too to keep their dynasty rolling.  Not sure why Dak "I don't care about money" Prescott isn't open to taking less to stack the team. 

Because the #1 goal is to make the most money you can.

[Texzilla588 769]

I had sex with your wife. 

Are you bragging ?

[Hermanator 7179]

On 6/26/2024 at 3:27 PM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

The Spurs did this too to keep their dynasty rolling.  Not sure why Dak "I don't care about money" Prescott isn't open to taking less to stack the team. 

Would you take less money so Jerry Jones has more money to GM with? 

Besides, it's been documented the Cowboys don't spend anywhere near what they should on the roster/football staff. They're near or at the bottom of the league. 

Duncan, Gino, and Parker had RC and Pop putting together 5 time champion rosters. A lot easier to trust taking less when you see competence. 

[Trey3216 15378]

On 6/6/2024 at 12:13 PM, Pam Cummings said:

It's almost as if the Jones' are a backwater, cash poor, cheap ass, idiotic ownership group with nothing of value to offer the world other than the fact that they own the Cowboys. I don't think they have other streams of revenue for their family like the other billionaire owners.

Lol.  Jerry makes more money on 3 or 4 of his other businesses annually than he does the Cowboys.  

[Drew 2539]

Dak shouldn't take "less money" cause the Jones won't spend it anyways.

It's been pointed out recently that they have an "operating budget" and the money the actually make and save on contracts doesn't change that.

Like said above, they don't spend on their coaching staffs or other personnel either.

 

For the richest franchise in sports, they are really running it as cheap as possible spending less actual cash than anyone basically year to year.

[Vic Mackey 47168]

Hmmmm

[lilMAC25 3823]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hmmmm

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40495790/cowboys-dak-prescott-wearing-walking-boot-per-reports

 

Edited July 4 by lilMAC25

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

On 6/24/2024 at 4:42 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

If this is true, why wasn’t Bellicheck hired for this year? There’s zero reason to let Mike ride out his contract 

Because it's more fun to throw bullshit at the wall.....

 

On 6/25/2024 at 3:42 PM, Vic Mackey said:

On 6/25/2024 at 1:13 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Cause bill wanted a year off and didn't want Dak on a lame duck year. 

Bill at this age without Brady isn't going to be any better than what we have now. He went all in on Mac Jones and we saw how that went. Brady was the reason for the Pats dynasty, not Bill. I can't imagine Bill would ever want to work for Jerry.

And before the Mac attack he wanted to trade Brady for Jimmy Garrapalo.  Belly seems to have a type.... young, dreamy and shitty at football.

On 6/25/2024 at 8:24 PM, Texzilla588 said:

Brady without Belichik is likely a career backup. To denigrate Bill as it all being Tom is ludicrous. 10 Super Bowl appearances in a league designed to prevent anything but absolute parity is greatness; bill changed the team several times through the years to make it happen. Did he get arrogant and foolish in his later seasons? Yes but that seems to be a common trait.

And Belly without Brady is a two time HC loser and DC the rest of his life..... I'm not doubting the guy was a great coach in his time, but he'll be 73 next year.  No thanks.  The oldest HC to win the NFL championship was George Halas.  Yes, that Halas, the guy roaming the sideline winning that championship before the Beatles were a thing in the US.  Arians was next and guess who his fucking QB was..... Yea, that guy.

On 6/25/2024 at 9:29 PM, lilMAC25 said:

Most evidence.

 

08, Brady got hurt early and the Pats won 11 games with a back up (Matt Cassell).

Check the schedule..... They beat like 2 teams with winning records.  And the AFC East was a joke for most of their run.  

 

On 6/26/2024 at 3:27 PM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

The Spurs did this too to keep their dynasty rolling.  Not sure why Dak "I don't care about money" Prescott isn't open to taking less to stack the team. 

He shouldn't have to..... Why don't you ask the same of Jerrah?

Edited July 5 by Patrick Bateman

[tx 3 putt 77551]

 

[Vic Mackey 47168]

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[futureman 22554]

was squirrel replying to ceedee?  doesn't seem like he was saying anything about ceedee.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

was squirrel replying to ceedee?  doesn't seem like he was saying anything about ceedee.

It started because Beasley was criticizing CeeDee's workout regime.  Beasley has a little too much time on his hands.

 

[Vic Mackey 47168]

Beasley was only a threat at all because of the attention Dez got. Dez and Ceedee are real #1 guys who are playmakers. Beasley isn't even close.

[lilMAC25 3823]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Beasley was only a threat at all because of the attention Dez got. Dez and Ceedee are real #1 guys who are playmakers. Beasley isn't even close.

Beasley is a complimentary guy, that said, his route running is what made him $$.

[futureman 22554]

if beasley had been in NE during his prime he'd have caught 150 balls a year.

[Texzilla588 769]

Beasley was only a threat at all because of the attention Dez got. Dez and Ceedee are real #1 guys who are playmakers. Beasley isn't even close.

And to think Beasley walked out of his rookie training camp and Garrett went and called him in to coming back. Weenie. Both of em. Jimmy would have sent him to the asthma field.

Beasley took a ton of plays off and would disappear for whole games.

[Vic Mackey 47168]

Finished what job??

[lilMAC25 3823]

19 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Gotta admit, I'd be a full blown eagles fan right now if Pennsylvania had finished the job

Fucking disgusting. 

[Texzilla588 769]

Fucking disgusting. 

Agreed. Actually he’d be a Steeler fan and they can have his sorry ass but they wouldn’t want him either.

[tx 3 putt 77551]

[mdmost 43058]

So Veruca is going to get more money I guess.

 

[Texzilla588 769]

She is done with paternity and lawsuits. They might have got money.

[LTtxfan 49378]

Jerruh is so stupid... never should have done Michael Gallup contract extension in 2022.

2021 season

On September 14, 2021, Gallup was placed on injured reserve after suffering a calf injury in Week 1.  He was activated on November 13.  During Week 17 against the Arizona Cardinals, Gallup suffered a torn ACL on a touchdown, and was placed back on injured reserve several days later.   He finished the 2021 season with 35 receptions for 445 receiving yards and two receiving touchdowns in nine games.

2022 season

On March 13, 2022, Gallup signed a five-year, $62.5 million extension with the Cowboys. In the 2022 season, Gallup appeared in 14 games and recorded 39 receptions for 424 receiving yards and four receiving touchdowns.  In the Wild Card Round against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, he had a receiving touchdown in the 31–14 victory.

2023 season

Following his sixth season with the Cowboys, Gallup was released on March 15, 2024.

 

Raiders WR Michael Gallup retires from NFL after six seasons 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/raiders-wr-michael-gallup-retires-from-nfl-after-six-seasons/ar-BB1qvUfM?ocid=BingNewsSerp

[ATXbronco 4102]

Wow, I just noticed we're less than ten days from the "HOF" pre-season game.

 

And less than three weeks before the start of the Cowboys first pre-season game.

It hurts to be looking forward to a pre-season game, but that's what's happening.

[ATXbronco 4102]

Oh, and Gallop retired from the NFL (raiders).

Only 28 y/o

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40627611/raiders-wr-michael-gallup-retires-nfl-six-seasons

[Zeus 6171]

Trade CD and cut Dak. 

[Zeus 6171]

On 7/7/2024 at 3:43 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Beasley was only a threat at all because of the attention Dez got. Dez and Ceedee are real #1 guys who are playmakers. Beasley isn't even close.