Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!

[Texzilla58 4715]

Satisfying regular season. One thing continues to baffle me though...
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE????

 

They beat the eagles too. Crazy

[Trey3216 15325]

7 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Tons of penalties (nothing too unusual there)

It was the week Diggs went down (contributed bad vibes and some chaos in secondary)

Missing two starting OL

Edit: plus fart smelling theory is highly likely.

3 starting OL 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Pete Carroll out as head coach in Seattle. How likely is it that Quinn fills that spot? I always feel he was just waiting for the right spot to open up.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

He gone 

[Underdog 28437]

Jerry bringing Belly in when McCarthy stumbles in the POs? 

[Texzilla58 4715]

Is Jerry going to give up the GM role and have Stephen and will McClay report to Bill? Nope.

Skins, panthers, chargers need hc and GM.

Bills failures as a coach the past couple seasons are from his failures as the GM and personnel guy.

['stache 21743]

WTF is this shit?

[Vic Mackey 46919]

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['stache 21743]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Gene Parmesan 3992]

22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Gucci_Suit 2610]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Alonzo gif

[Underdog 28437]

Sure made up for the 90s whippings. 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Does Jerry need to start wearing adult diapers?

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

[Hate 20102]

If anyone is surprised by this result, they have not been paying attention. This was the least surprising outcome for the cowboys. I hope this is what puts Jerry underground.

[Speedtrucker 2063]

Who should be fired tonight?!!

[HRSchenker 2257]

I guess this means Dan Quinn isn't going to Seattle?

[Speedtrucker 2063]

I guess this means Dan Quinn isn't going to Seattle?

He goin somewhere.

['stache 21743]

It’s the NFL, he’ll get hired. Mike too, although Jerry will probably keep him, because he literally doesn’t care.

[Tired Horn 734]

On 1/12/2024 at 11:27 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Does Jerry need to start wearing adult diapers?

 

Kind of ironic that his team went out and peed down its leg.

[futureman 22410]

[RPM 26185]

 

[futureman 22410]

[Disco Strangler 1865]

Texans with a deep run would be good for Cowboys.  Jones takes this state for granted and puts little effort into winning.  The Cubs of the NFL.  

[RPM 26185]

Just now, Disco Strangler said:

Texans with a deep run would be good for Cowboys.  Jones takes this state for granted and puts little effort into winning.  The Cubs of the NFL.  

They flip SA and Jerrah's fucked.

[futureman 22410]

Just now, RPM said:

They flip SA and Jerrah's fucked.

they won't.  don't forget the cowboys have been doing this for 30 years.

[Horn80 6074]

Season over and don’t care about next season.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Another season of having a good enough record that you get a shitty draft pick, and then lay a brick in the first round of the playoffs. New year, same story. 

[SurlyBDR 22622]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

[RPM 26185]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

they won't.  don't forget the cowboys have been doing this for 30 years.

Super Bowls have consequences.

[DougO 5239]

Is anyone still concerned about losing Dan Quinn? They have three or four (when healthy) of the best defensive players in the NFL and the defense is shit. 

And we all knew McCarthy would shit the bed at some point and get completely outcoached.

The home field thing was a bit of an anomaly. It was never home field. It was just inconsistency, and the ability of some teams to take advantage of the holes in the Cowboys scheme. Dallas hasn't had a particularly strong home field advantage since Jerry World was built. It was just more of a coincidence they matched up better in their home games. 

Dallas was far too one dimensional to survive the playoffs. They need people to stop the run, and a coach that understands that you can't just avoid run defense and get away with it. They need a much stronger running game, with a punishing runner to finish drives. They need a big scary compliment to Lamb as the other wideout. Ferguson was a revelation during the season, but it wasn't enough, too few reliable options. 

Edited January 15 by DougO

[RPM 26185]

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Damn we ass 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Super Bowls have consequences.

Cowboys are garbage same as always but maybe slow the roll on a team playing a 4th place schedule in the AFC South (NFC South was their cross-conference match up this year) and just beat a Cleveland Browns team led by a 38 year old has been who has 15 or so NFL starts over the last 5 years.

[Blotto 23418]

On 12/31/2023 at 3:02 PM, Underdog said:

Cowboys/Browns... Calling it now. 

fucking nailed it

[DougO 5239]

On 1/10/2024 at 3:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Pete Carroll out as head coach in Seattle. How likely is it that Quinn fills that spot? I always feel he was just waiting for the right spot to open up.

I have a feeling Quinn's head coaching prospects plummeted quite a bit after today's shithole performance. We're probably stuck with him.

[Pig Bellmont 8679]

Both lines need an overhaul. Also I’ve got $ that says McCarthy is fucking fired. 

[Js1 85055]

23 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

You’re 

[Underdog 28437]

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

fucking nailed it

 

[Chooky 13292]

Cowboys fans should convert to Druidism. Become Druish. Get some sweet ass ruins and smoke a bowl in them. 

[Pig Bellmont 8679]

*when* McCarthy gets fired it will be fun for a minute tricking ourselves into believing we will hire a good coach (I mean Bellicheck is still available) but we’ll end up with Frank Reich

[Burt 4062]

The crypt walk...

 

 

[Dewey 3280]

9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

*when* McCarthy gets fired it will be fun for a minute tricking ourselves into believing we will hire a good coach (I mean Bellicheck is still available) but we’ll end up with Frank Reich

It literally does not matter who the head coach is. This is Jerry's team and his culture. 

[Mo Horn 8795]

2 minutes ago, Burt said:

The crypt walk...

 

 

Who is that talking to Jerrah? I don't recognize him. 

[Herpa Derpa 6104]

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

It literally does not matter who the head coach is. This is Jerry's team and his culture. 

Yep, like Jerry the team will always be sloppy and stupid.

[Burt 4062]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Who is that talking to Jerrah? I don't recognize him. 

Hopefully, someone not names Jones trying to talk some fucking sense into him.

[Mo Horn 8795]

11 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I mean Bellicheck is still available

He's too smart to come within 1000 miles of JJ

[tx 3 putt 76158]