Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!

[futureman 22,444]

On 2/13/2024 at 8:20 AM, Tommy Shelby said:

I think you meant Emmett, Aikman, and Irvin…Right?

Emmett Till?  Dr. Emmett Brown?  who the fuck are you talking about?

 

 

 

 

 

how the FUCK do you not know how to spell Emmitt Smith’s name?  dumbass. 

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

[TOR 5,529]

On 2/17/2024 at 7:34 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Well, I was on the 40 in the mid-90's.  Not everyone can be prestigious enough to make the "Chicks over 40...." thread.

Did she have weird thumbs or something?

[futureman 22,444]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

do you have a legitimate source of some kind for this groundbreaking information?

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Jimmy used the term "hunky dory" eh?

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

do you have a legitimate source of some kind for this groundbreaking information?

 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jimmy used the term "hunky dory" eh?

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/hall-of-fame-coach-jimmy-johnson-back-in-the-fold-with-cowboys-jerry-jones-after-ring-of-honor-add/

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/cowboys-jimmy-johnson-hired-jerry-jones-advisory-board-coach-back-dallas

 

[Dewey 3,286]

Now that this is public, I think Jerry will kill it, never happened. 

[lilMAC25 3,789]

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jimmy used the term "hunky dory" eh?

Jimmy is from Port Arthur. I hear folks from this area use similar idiomatic phrases regularly.

[markstanco 12,571]

17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

A whole hour?

[Hermanator 7,032]

4 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Jimmy is from Port Arthur. I hear folks from this area use similar idiomatic phrases regularly.

Plus he's old as shit

[dcar00 14,158]

Jerry looking for some cover for the absolute disaster he has been as owner.  "See I brought back Jimmy, you love me again right?"

what a clown.

['stache 21,798]

He hasn't coached in like 20 years, I highly doubt he's keeping up with offensive innovations over the years. So he's a perfect fit for Jerry Jones. Nevertheless, if the team somehow has some playoff success next year and the media talks up Jimmy, he'll be tossed aside by Jerry in a millisecond.

[Texzilla58 4,732]

Jimmy is a great defensive coach. He took the Jim MacKenzie Oklahoma defense , which he evolved from the d Franks Broyles used in the early 60’s that dominated the SWC in 63-65 which he evolved from the Georgia Tech defense of Bobby Dodd. Jimmy’s probably the highest IQ coach the game has seen. He’s got his degrees in industrial psychology which made him such a great head coach.

Now he’s all about fishing. He probably told Jerry to shit can the staff and get a Norv type guy for coaching Dak.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

Cowboys McCarthy and Zimmer's absence at combine raises eyebrows in NFL circles (msn.com)

10h ago

[Texzilla588 769]

Cowboys McCarthy and Zimmer's absence at combine raises eyebrows in NFL circles (msn.com)
10h ago

Just plain old stupidity. No other way to describe it. This is how you end up drafting idiots and morons and thugs.

[Hermanator 7,032]

But  McClay was there right? 

Probably better if McClay and his people do the scouting anyway. At this point they should change almost everything they do under McCarthy to attempt to get a different result. May be worse or may be better but fuck it do something different 

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

Lots of coaches miss the combine.....not really news.

[statsman 5,453]

These stupid motherfuckers are going to extend Dak, aren’t they?

[futureman 22,444]

1 hour ago, statsman said:

These stupid motherfuckers are going to extend Dak, aren’t they?

100%

he’s getting 60/year

[Texzilla588 769]

100%
he’s getting 60/year

Jerry ought to make him play it out like McCarthy. It costs a bit less. Maybe he’ll get a horrible injury and we can move forward. Instead Jerry will sign him to 5 yrs $300m.

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

A team that is smart would just blow it up. Then again, a team that is smart would never paint themselves into a corner of having to pay a mid QB more money than Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow with zero fucking notable achievements on his resume.

[lilMAC25 3,789]

2 hours ago, statsman said:

These stupid motherfuckers are going to extend Dak, aren’t they?

Extend and increase his salary until he’s the highest paid player in history.

[Nicole44 22,059]

Lots of veteran RBs available. But I’m sure Jerruh will come on radio/tv with his shit eating grin (the same shit he keeps trying to sell for 29 years) and will tell us they are going in a different direction. This team will continue to underachieve and terrify no one as long as he’s the GM. Period. The rest is just fans trying to justify why they are fans and stuck being that way. Deep down we all know Jerruh can’t get it done. Not with a salary cap. 

[futureman 22,444]

1 hour ago, Texzilla588 said:

Jerry ought to make him play it out like McCarthy. It costs a bit less. Maybe he’ll get a horrible injury and we can move forward. Instead Jerry will sign him to 5 yrs $300m.

did you get banned?  why you have a new name?

[statsman 5,453]

I got nothing against Dak. I have no doubt he is making his best effort. I think he is very professional in his approach. He’s just not a QB that will ever win anything. His arm talent is not enough to win in NFL playoff football. He’s the kind of guy that- you learn his abilities and limitations and move on as soon as you can. Like Romo (it always makes me laugh when announcer Romo says, “to win in the playoffs, you have to…”. My family is sick of me yelling “How would you know?”)

[Tommy Shelby 188]

On 2/18/2024 at 9:51 AM, futureman said:

Emmett Till?  Dr. Emmett Brown?  who the fuck are you talking about?

 

 

 

 

 

how the FUCK do you not know how to spell Emmitt Smith’s name?  dumbass. 

Oops, my bad bro. 

[markstanco 12,571]

On 2/25/2024 at 10:31 AM, Texzilla588 said:

Just plain old stupidity. No other way to describe it. This is how you end up drafting idiots and morons and thugs.

I just checked.  If they get on an American trip tomorrow to Indy the ticket is $805!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  F that nonsense, just stay at home and hope for the best. 

[futureman 22,444]

1 hour ago, statsman said:

I got nothing against Dak. I have no doubt he is making his best effort. I think he is very professional in his approach. He’s just not a QB that will ever win anything. His arm talent is not enough to win in NFL playoff football. He’s the kind of guy that- you learn his abilities and limitations and move on as soon as you can. Like Romo (it always makes me laugh when announcer Romo says, “to win in the playoffs, you have to…”. My family is sick of me yelling “How would you know?”)

Romo never won anything but he had twice the talent that Dak ever will. 

[Texzilla588 769]

Lots of veteran RBs available. But I’m sure Jerruh will come on radio/tv with his shit eating grin (the same shit he keeps trying to sell for 29 years) and will tell us they are going in a different direction. This team will continue to underachieve and terrify no one as long as he’s the GM. Period. The rest is just fans trying to justify why they are fans and stuck being that way. Deep down we all know Jerruh can’t get it done. Not with a salary cap. 

I say absofucking no to signing any high dollar high mileage oft injured used up RBs. No to Saquan, no to Jacobs, no to Pollard, no to Derrick Henry. Watch Jerry sign up Zeke for a 3 year $36 mil deal.

[Hate 20,107]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

Romo never won anything but he had twice the talent that Dak ever will. 

You’re not wrong. They both suck. Just don’t make me have to listen to Dak on Sundays in a few years.

[statsman 5,453]

NFL

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

You’re not wrong. They both suck. Just don’t make me have to listen to Dak on Sundays in a few years.

NFL pregame in a few years:

Dak: “The Eagles are making these moves with an eye towards advancing in the playoffs.”

Romo: “That’s right, Dak! As we know, to win in the playoffs, you have to…”

[futureman 22,444]

Dak’s a fucking dumbass and he would be terrible on TV. 

[lilMAC25 3,789]

14 hours ago, statsman said:

I got nothing against Dak. I have no doubt he is making his best effort. I think he is very professional in his approach. He’s just not a QB that will ever win anything. His arm talent is not enough to win in NFL playoff football. He’s the kind of guy that- you learn his abilities and limitations and move on as soon as you can. Like Romo (it always makes me laugh when announcer Romo says, “to win in the playoffs, you have to…”. My family is sick of me yelling “How would you know?”)

Arm talent is NOT why both of those two dudes lost playoff games. 

Edited February 27 by lilMAC25

[Guest]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

Dak’s a fucking dumbass and he would be terrible on TV. 

It doesn’t stop Greg Olson…

[lilMAC25 3,789]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

It doesn’t stop Greg Olson…

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

Tony is shit in the booth. When KC won the super bowl instead of letting us marinate in the moment and listen to the joy of the crowd he instead opted to vomit out a bunch of dumb shit.

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

Training staff and facilities grades along with travel is pretty piss poor.

 

['stache 21,798]

LOL at those last two. There truly is no hope.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

LOL at those last two. There truly is no hope.

I guarantee you that ownership would be a D if Jerry didn't help the players out as much as he does outside of football.

['stache 21,798]

Just more proof that the organization’s stench is the problem. Guys would rather be coddled by the owner than win fucking playoff games.

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

Yeah I wouldn't be all bummed about not winning playoff games either if I kept being rewarded for it.

Edited February 29 by Pam Cummings

[Wally Fairway 5,541]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39624631/cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-take-paternity-test-judge-rules

 

I came here just to rep that report with the FAFO rep - but nobody else has posted it,
Y'all are falling down

 

 

Edited February 29 by Wally Fairway

[ChickenSandwich 9,829]

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39624631/cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-take-paternity-test-judge-rules

 

I came here just to rep that report with the FAFO rep - but nobody else has posted it,
Y'all are falling down

 

 

How does she stand to gain financially from this?

Does Jones have to include his children in his will?

Is she entitled to some back child support because JJ and mom made a deal out of court for support?

Is this just a big fuck you admit your my father only law suit?  
 

There has to be a pot of gold to chase, otherwise why spend the attorney fees?

[statsman 5,453]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

How does she stand to gain financially from this?

Does Jones have to include his children in his will?

Is she entitled to some back child support because JJ and mom made a deal out of court for support?

Is this just a big fuck you admit your my father only law suit?  
 

There has to be a pot of gold to chase, otherwise why spend the attorney fees?

Maybe it’s as simple as a personal voyage of discovery- she has a father and siblings and nieces and nephews. 

[Hermanator 7,032]

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

Just more proof that the organization’s stench is the problem. Guys would rather be coddled by the owner than win fucking playoff games.

And the franchise that scored the worst just won their 3rd Superbowl in 5 years. 

Maybe instead of trying to make players happy it's best to train them mentally and physically to be savages on the field. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

And the franchise that scored the worst just won their 3rd Superbowl in 5 years. 

Maybe instead of trying to make players happy it's best to train them mentally and physically to be savages on the field. 

The Cowboys choose brand over substance....that's the problem. 

 

Being a Dallas Cowboy > Being a champion

[Guest]

15 hours ago, statsman said:

Maybe it’s as simple as a personal voyage of discovery- she has a father and siblings and nieces and nephews. 

So you're suggesting this isn't a money play, but rather a determination of whether or not the young lady should kill herself?

[Hermanator 7,032]

17 minutes ago, slorch said:

So you're suggesting this isn't a money play, but rather a determination of whether or not the young lady should kill herself?

What money is there to get here? She's over 18 and there's no legal right to any of Jerry's money. 

Seems like she wants acknowledgement. She wants it to be on the record who her dad is, where she came from, and for him to not be able to hide from it any longer. 

[Guest]

I’d rather not know if that fuckstick was my dad.

['stache 21,798]

You can’t spell patricide without paternity.