Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I was on the shitter when the news alert came through. Hope the guy at the urinal didn't flinch when I uttered a few curse words from the stall. 

No, but I'm pretty certain he asked for a courtesy flush.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Only 2 weeks in and I'm sure this is just the beginning.

[AbeFroman 3112]

I swear somebody up there hates one of y’all.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I swear somebody up there hates one of y’all.

Or loves me, but that’s much less likely. 

[Radical Larry 28820]

I was on the shitter when the news alert came through. Hope the guy at the urinal didn't flinch when I uttered a few curse words from the stall. 

[SameSame 1752]

I normally wouldn’t do this, but we’re going to need a vital 49er to blow out his knee tonight to keep things fair.

['stache 22131]

On a brighter note, I think Jets fans can take solace that if he hadn't hurt his achilles last week, Rodgers would have literally died on this play. 

 

Edited September 22, 2023 by 'stache

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Biadasz hurt his hammy today too. Getting an MRI.

Pets’ heads all the way off.

That sucks too, although early word is it's minor.  I wonder who would play center??  Bass?

 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I truly think they have the depth to recover...obviously a step down of course, but should be okay.

 

Missing the center for an extended time is MUCH worse.

Than Diggs?  Nah.  I like what Tyler has worked himself into and he's turned into a good player but there's a reason Diggs got the contract he did.  Only fortunate thing is he did it early and may be back almost 100% for next season.  Tyler's injury reads like it's minor.  

Edited September 22, 2023 by Patrick Bateman

[Sgt Hulk 14428]

One of y’all fucked an Indian skull didn’t you 

[Drew 2922]

Than Diggs?  Nah.  I like what Tyler has worked himself into and he's turned into a good player but there's a reason Diggs got the contract he did.  Only fortunate thing is he did it early and may be back almost 100% for next season.  Tyler's injury reads like it's minor.  

I meant in more of the “they have depth at DB but not interior OL” way.

[Trey3216 15452]

Biadisz out.  Zack Martin out.  Tyron a game time decision.   
 

yikes 

[Scraps 13799]

WE NOT DEM BOYZ

[kevwun 16437]

They were down 3 OL starters by the end of the game and they have shit depth.  That's a recipe for losing to an 0-2 team.

[futureman 22697]

dak fucking sucks

[DougO 5264]

Cowboys gonna Cowboy.

LOL

[futureman 22697]

On 9/12/2023 at 5:18 PM, Drew said:

I mean the cowboys are probably BETTER than they looked.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5905]

Don't stress about Diggs, we got Super Dak 

- Drew 

[tokamak 6687]

Jerry and Stephen really looked at this roster in the preseason, saw exactly 5 OL that belong in the NFL (several of whom have extensive injury histories), and said, “yeah, that’ll work”. 

[Mother mopar 3383]

Jerry and Stephen really looked at this roster in the preseason, saw exactly 5 OL that belong in the NFL (several of whom have extensive injury histories), and said, “yeah, that’ll work”. 

You're hired!

[Texzilla58 4790]

Jerry and Stephen really looked at this roster in the preseason, saw exactly 5 OL that belong in the NFL (several of whom have extensive injury histories), and said, “yeah, that’ll work”. 

As much as I’ve fretted about the health of this o line and the need for more bodies, they didn’t do horrible today. I hope these three make it back next week as Belichik will be looking to fuck with them and Dak. Martins groin is a real concern; those usually don’t heal quickly .

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Lol

['stache 22131]

Players move all the time. What a stupid thing to post. 

[C-Man 27779]

Hmm

[Vic Mackey 47952]

The news we all care about

[Trey3216 15452]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The news we all care about

[Vic Mackey 47952]

I had zero clue either. Looks to be former basketball players and now generic social media personalities/whores

https://instagram.com/haleycavinder?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Hermanator 7666]

Not playing against Josh Dobbs:

     outscore them 108 - 13

Playing against Josh Dobbs:

    Outscored 28 - 16

[tokamak 6687]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Not playing against Josh Dobbs:

     outscore them 108 - 13

Playing against Josh Dobbs:

    Outscored 28 - 16

Totally bizarre 4 game stretch. 

[Vic Mackey 47952]

5 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Totally bizarre 4 game stretch. 

Next week will show us exactly where we stand in the NFC. Ready to see this litmus test. 

[DougO 5264]

For anybody here who's still crying about losing Randy Gregory, he's available again. I guess the Broncos awesome defense didn't have room for him any more.

 

[Drew 2922]

On 9/24/2023 at 8:22 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Don't stress about Diggs, we got Super Dak 

- Drew 

I mean take away 3 starting OL and start 3 guys for the first time ever and it's not going to be fun for the offense. They still sucked that game though. There's no excusing it...the defense was garbage and the offense didn't step up, ALL of them.

[futureman 22697]

shut the fuck up drew 

[Drew 2922]

I"m sure that moron futureman made a worthwhile response here.

[futureman 22697]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I"m sure that moron futureman made a worthwhile response here.

tremendously worthwhile.  and I know you looked at it you dumb bitch. 

[lilMAC25 3982]

On 10/1/2023 at 8:05 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Next week will show us exactly where we stand in the NFC. Ready to see this litmus test. 

I expect the 9ers to win by 10 or so.

[Texzilla58 4790]

For anybody here who's still crying about losing Randy Gregory, he's available again. I guess the Broncos awesome defense didn't have room for him any more.
 

We missed a bullet when his agent sent him to Denver instead of taking the matching Dallas deal. Gregory is another example of Jerry’s failed redemption projects like Jaylon smith, Trey Lance, Pac-Man Jones and on and on. Never should have been drafted and should have been released years earlier.

Hopefully Jerry doesn’t answer his agents phone and Gregory goes wherever taco charlton and other lowlifes are.

[Hermanator 7666]

Taco was a first round bust but I don't know if he's a lowlife

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Randy Gregory being traded to the Niners.

[gsoda3 3362]

i thought you were joking but sho nuff, RG + a 7th in return for a 6th.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

i thought you were joking but sho nuff, RG + a 7th in return for a 6th.

Niners rolling the dice. They get a good talent if he actually shows up and keeps his head in the game, on and off the field. They are all in right now to win so I get the gamble.

[Texzilla58 4790]

Randy Gregory’s stats in Dallas were really mediocre and if he hadn’t had all the dope shit going he would have been cut. Jerry always looks at it in terms of a Hollywood feel good story. Glad he’s anywhere but in Dallas.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Where's the off-season thread? This season is done.

[futureman 22697]

 

[dcar00 14951]

On 10/4/2023 at 6:36 PM, lilMAC25 said:

I expect the 9ers to win by 10 30 or so.

FIFY

[dcar00 14951]

At least with Moore there was some good with the bad with Dak.  This is all bad.  I don't think Dak has the capability to run west coast offense and this OL will never be dominant because they just get injured all the time.  he's fucked.

[Fastbreak 4045]

I expect the 9ers to win by 10 or so.

10 touchdowns?

[C-Man 27779]

That was brutal. Dak was never worth the money they gave him but according to posters like Drew, “it was his turn.” Fuck that. He’s even more limited than he was before his horrible ankle injury and his weapons aren’t good enough to mask his inefficiencies. CeeDee isn’t good enough as a #1 and Pollard will never be as good as Zeke’s first couple of seasons.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Are we really going to break the bank on Parsons?

[futureman 22697]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Are we really going to break the bank on Parsons?

there’s a zero percent chance jerry lets micah get away and he will do whatever it takes to keep him.  I expect him to get $40MM/year this off-season. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

 

He's absolutely right, but that defense is soft too.   Dak is what many of us said he was, and the folks who said he was "the guy" were just lying to themselves.  The defense has looked generational at times, only to turtle like a motherfucker when they play physical teams.