Dog Killer, Kristi Noem

[Hookah Horns 3083]

What a stupid fucking evil psychotic cunt whore. 

Putting aside the evil of the deed, her writing this story down and not editing it out is one of the most brain dead things I've ever heard. Assuming she actually wanted to run for VP. 

It's a shame she didn't wait until after Dotard picked her. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

When you've lost catturd...

[Brisketexan 105340]

That…is magnificent.

[Pancho 44995]

 

[South Austin 52606]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Beautiful.

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

It’s only 9:00 and CoffeyTimeNews has already won the internet for today.

[Bookman 4642]

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“I guess if I were a better politician I wouldn’t tell the story here,” Noem wrote.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4623848-kristi-noem-describes-killing-dog-after-bad-hunting-trip-in-new-book-report/

This says that she wrote that story to show that she's willing to carry out difficult tasks. If that's what she thinks this story does, then I wonder if she made it up. 

[Sawbonz 27589]

I believe it’s true and she’s just bragging. My grandfather treated his cattle dogs basically as ranch equipment, and he was very good at picking out true herders; but of course he would miss sometimes. He wouldn’t kill it he would find it a home. Also a pretty good cure for a dog that kills chickens is tie it around the dog’s neck and leave it there for a few days. 

[TexArcher 38069]

I'm not sure I agree that this is political suicide for her.  I feel like almost everyone who's outraged about this never would've voted for her anyway.  And there are a lot of Republicans who find Trump personally distasteful, but they credit him for ending abortion and other things that are policy wins for them, so they'll hold their noses and vote for him again.  I don't see how this comment is any different.  She shouldn't have shot that dog, but at least she's right on the issues, they'll tell themselves.

Christ, it's not as if she admitted to, and joked about, sexual assault...

Edited April 27 by TexArcher

[Bookman 4642]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm not sure I agree that this is political suicide for her.  I feel like almost everyone who's outraged about this never would've voted for her anyway.  And there are a lot of Republicans who find Trump personally distasteful, but they credit him for ending abortion and other things that are policy wins for them, so they'll hold their noses and vote for him again.  I don't see how this comment is any different.  She shouldn't have shot that dog, but at least she's right on the issues, they'll tell themselves.

Christ, it's not as if she admitted to, and joked about, sexual assault...

Donald Trump had a reality TV show that made him appear smart and strong--i.e., someone who they mistakenly thought would fight for them and win. Nobody in this country has ever heard of her until yesterday. 

[C-Man 27262]

[Nicole44 22078]

17 hours ago, Goredho said:

Hey, has anyone seen @Nicole44 and Kristi Noem in the same place at the same time?

Ugg she is so gross. I get people don’t necessarily like my posts on the protest bullshit but damn. Like she’s 🤮 and no way. Yuck no. 

[The Dog 44140]

[BachelorTrek 3061]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Ugg she is so gross. I get people don’t necessarily like my posts on the protest bullshit but damn. Like she’s 🤮 and no way. Yuck no. 

Corey Lewandowski is your type, too? Lulz.

[Bullneck 19206]

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

"You're either nuts or sluts."  

 

[956 Worldwide 34774]

I’m even more mystified about the goat story. You decided your farm needed an intact billy and then you got angry when it became a massive stinky asshole that attacked anything that got near it? Why did you get and keep the goat? What kind of farmer are you to be surprised at this? 

[Gatorubet 30315]

8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m even more mystified about the goat story. You decided your farm needed an intact billy and then you got angry when it became a massive stinky asshole that attacked anything that got near it? Why did you get and keep the goat? What kind of farmer are you to be surprised at this? 

We should spread stories that she had sex with the goat until it became impotent.  Like LBJ said when told that spreading a story that his opponent liked to have sex with barnyard animals was not true, LBJ said “let’s get the son of a bitch to deny it.”

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[Player 4576]

“I guess if I were a better politician I wouldn’t tell the story here,” Noem wrote.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4623848-kristi-noem-describes-killing-dog-after-bad-hunting-trip-in-new-book-report/
This says that she wrote that story to show that she's willing to carry out difficult tasks. If that's what she thinks this story does, then I wonder if she made it up. 

I wondered about this too, as it seems reminiscent of the tale of Rick Perry pulling a pistol out of his jogging shorts to kill a coyote while out for a run.

On the other hand, Brisket has pretty much conditioned me that when some shitass is telling you who they are, you better believe them.

[StassneyHorn 6637]

Kill a dog that likes eating chicken and has the zoomies… TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

[Gatorubet 30315]

14 minutes ago, Player said:

I wondered about this too, as it seems reminiscent of the tale of Rick Perry pulling a pistol out of his jogging shorts to kill a coyote while out for a run.

Advantage, Abbott!

[SquishMitten 10435]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

As funny as that may be, that’s the kind of thing that, only 10 years ago, would’ve earned you a very serious visit from the feds. Just another sign of how fucked up Trump’s effects on our country are. It’s now widely accepted as appropriate to jokingly request a hit job on a former president (and applauded to do the same for a sitting one by a fuck ton of people). 

[SquishMitten 10435]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m even more mystified about the goat story. You decided your farm needed an intact billy and then you got angry when it became a massive stinky asshole that attacked anything that got near it? Why did you get and keep the goat? What kind of farmer are you to be surprised at this? 

That was the crazier part to me as well. Having raised thousands of goats in my life, it makes no fucking sense. That describes damn near every billy goat ever. To do it right after shooting your puppy for doing puppy things reeks of her having gotten some sense of pleasure out of killing the dog and wanting to maintain that “high”

[Sawbonz 27589]

6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

As funny as that may be, that’s the kind of thing that, only 10 years ago, would’ve earned you a very serious visit from the feds. Just another sign of how fucked up Trump’s effects on our country are. It’s now widely accepted as appropriate to jokingly request a hit job on a former president (and applauded to do the same for a sitting one by a fuck ton of people). 

Well, I mean Trump lawyers are literally arguing for it in front of the Supreme Court

[mchookem 16386]

i really like the part about her kids getting off the school bus right after

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That was the crazier part to me as well. Having raised thousands of goats in my life, it makes no fucking sense. That describes damn near every billy goat ever. To do it right after shooting your puppy for doing puppy things reeks of her having gotten some sense of pleasure out of killing the dog and wanting to maintain that “high”

Good thing her kids didn’t spill their milk at breakfast on rampage day. 

[Gatorubet 30315]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m even more mystified about the goat story. You decided your farm needed an intact billy and then you got angry when it became a massive stinky asshole that attacked anything that got near it?

If anybody here ever saw the movie, “The Witch”….

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/black-phillip-real-story-behind-871974/

[jimmyjazz 46134]

Tangentially related, at my first job there was a crusty old machinist who bought some goats to keep his yard trimmed.  Everybody warned him "don't do it".

The goats ate the bottom 3-4 feet of paint off his house.

[956 Worldwide 34774]

24 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That was the crazier part to me as well. Having raised thousands of goats in my life, it makes no fucking sense. That describes damn near every billy goat ever. To do it right after shooting your puppy for doing puppy things reeks of her having gotten some sense of pleasure out of killing the dog and wanting to maintain that “high”

Dumb AF, and also with the dog.  Take him to sale barn or slaughter and freezer him if it’s that big of a problem but “go the gravel pit and shoot him twice cause you messed it up the first time” is psycho behavior. 
 

Sometimes country people do have put down dogs for killing livestock, usually getting in with newborn calves, lambs, and goats.  Killing a purebred wire haired pointer for killing chickens is nuts.  “We have a dog that’s not cut out for the working life, does anyone in town want a pet” is the solution. 
 

 

Edited April 27 by 956 Worldwide

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2046]

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

If anybody here ever saw the movie, “The Witch”….

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/black-phillip-real-story-behind-871974/

Black Phillip!

[hobbes2702 13074]

9 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

If anybody here ever saw the movie, “The Witch”….

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/black-phillip-real-story-behind-871974/

Incredible movie.

[Sawbonz 27589]

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Dumb AF, and also with the dog.  Take him to sale barn or slaughter and freezer him if it’s that big of a problem but go the gravel pit and shoot him twice cause you messed it up the first time” is psycho behavior. 
 

Sometimes country people do have put down dogs for killing livestock, usually getting in with newborn calves, lambs, and goats.  Killing a purebred wire haired pointer for killing chickens is nuts.  “We have a dog that’s not cut out for the working life, does anyone in town want a pet” is the solution. 
 

 

There is a big feral dog problem right now. Assholes from the city dump them in the country. A lone one will slink around until someone takes it in or it starves, but if 2 or more hook up they quickly revert to their pack hunter instincts and can be as devastating as wolves to livestock. They have to be put down. What she did she did out of bloodlust

 

also I didn’t realize the goat was the same day holy shit

[hookem2010 2625]

Since she likes writing stories, she should author a terrifying children's tale in which she is the monster. "Eat your veggies and brush your teeth or the Noem will drag you to the pit and put two in your head."

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

What a stupid fucking evil psychotic cunt whore. 

Putting aside the evil of the deed, her writing this story down and not editing it out is one of the most brain dead things I've ever heard. Assuming she actually wanted to run for VP. 

It's a shame she didn't wait until after Dotard picked her. 

Maybe she was auditioning for her selection by Trump to be his running mate. He hates dogs. What she did wouldn’t bother him in the least, being a pathetic excuse for a human being himself. 

[South Austin 52606]

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe she was auditioning for her selection by Trump to be his running mate. He hates dogs. What she did wouldn’t bother him in the least, being a pathetic excuse for a human being himself. 

And our current President loves dogs, and has one that is rather feisty, so what better way to appease the anti-Biden rubes.

[achooloco 1086]

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

"You're either nuts or sluts."  

 

Noem is apparently both. 

Edited April 27 by achooloco

[TwiceHorn 31536]

6 hours ago, Bookman said:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4623848-kristi-noem-describes-killing-dog-after-bad-hunting-trip-in-new-book-report/

This says that she wrote that story to show that she's willing to carry out difficult tasks. If that's what she thinks this story does, then I wonder if she made it up. 

Difficult tasks like Einsatzgruppen. 

You betcha Kristi. 

[The Dog 44140]

[Red Five 40895]

She probably is just so accustomed to her supporters being such terrible people that it didn't even occur to her that this would be perceived as being a bad thing.

[Underdog 28773]

Should’ve done it on 5th Ave. to curry favor from Trump. 

[Radical Larry 28663]

 

[DDD Dad 14351]

20 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Had to neg you for the rep cycle. 
 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Had to neg you for the rep cycle. 

No you didn’t.

Am I the only one who thinks that’s a silly practice? ‘Sorry, dude, had to do it.’ No, I really don’t think you did. 

[Francisco 2.0 32429]

 

 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8946]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32429]

 

 

 

[Pancho 44995]

 

[elfenix 34332]

21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Rep cycle for you, sir

[956 Worldwide 34774]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

How is that trolling? What am I missing?