Dog Killer, Kristi Noem

[elfenix 34223]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Had to neg you for the rep cycle. 
 

 

There was an available posrep still. 

[mchookem 16322]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No you didn’t.

Am I the only one who thinks that’s a silly practice? ‘Sorry, dude, had to do it.’ No, I really don’t think you did. 

 

lol

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

lol

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lol

[EE2B 1565]

32 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Reminds me of the Jerry Clowers bit called Uncle Verse’s Trial. 

 

[The Dog 44019]

[dieucla98 2942]

Someone needs to Sansa that Ramsay bitch.

[Horn Dog 9816]

Now she is shooting horses too??

I wish i had the skills to edit in ger face at the end

[Gil Bang 25920]

I could have done a much better job editing my own thread title

[Welshy 907]

[hookemATL 11702]

Our Billy goat growing up had 12” balls and he smelled like shit and he head butted you every chance he got. Total fucking asshole that had to be hogtied so we could worm the herd and trim hooves.  
 

despite this I somehow resisted the urge to commit a mafia style hit on this goat (we’ll call him Emilio to maintain privacy).  Only psychopaths commit this level of cruelty toward animals.  I wish her nothing but misery.

 

[Gil Bang 25920]

I'm a city boy from the San Diego beaches. 

But, I've met a few goats. They were all assholes.  I've never murdered one of them. 

[UpperWestside 6161]

What a horror show this woman is. I rarely am going to say something like this, but man she deserves the absolute worst that can happen to her each and everyday for the rest of her miserable life for killing a dog as well as a goat. What a freaking soulless piece of trash.

[royiv 9258]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

My wife had a dog named Oatmeal that she brought into our marriage!

[GopherRock 1765]

Folks, we all know what Donald Trump thinks of dogs. 

The only thing this did was ensure that she's the VP pick. 

In the modern Republican Party, cruelty is an asset. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Even if he button-hooked her, no excuse.

[TexPx 2322]

[RDCanecutter 26387]

We haven't even touched on the poor assholes who work in the gravel pit. I am sure they appreciate trying to eat a Snickers bar with big green corpse flies from the dead animals bumping against their teeth. Much less just trying to delver a load of gravel and there are bleached bones and hide mixed all in it.

[DaysOff 7947]

I'd wager the publisher convinced her to keep the story in because he/she is sane and knows Noem shouldn't be near the seat of government.

[RDCanecutter 26387]

38 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'd wager the publisher convinced her to keep the story in because he/she is sane and knows Noem shouldn't be near the seat of government.

Plus the damn thing might sell to people mining it for fresh horrors.

[jimmyjazz 45888]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Plus the damn thing might sell to people mining it for fresh horrors.

Yeah, I think this is it.  The publisher/editor want to sell books.  Noem becoming veep is a non-issue.

[Red Five 40845]

Well she’s got people right? Like, PR people? Who I assume would read it prior to being published.

[Sawbonz 27540]

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well she’s got people right? Like, PR people? Who I assume would read it prior to being published.

LOL you think any of her “people” ever tell her no? 
 

have you not been paying attention the past 10 years?

 

Edit it’s the most perfect puppy murder story. Many people are saying more misbehaving pets should be put down. Virtually all behavior experts and veterinarians agree there or no alternatives to death in these instances

Edited April 28 by Sawbonz

[Mango4 189]

33 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well she’s got people right? Like, PR people? Who I assume would read it prior to being published.

People in her office don’t tell her no. Her Press Secretary is awful and is currently on Twitter defending this. For reference, he went to Hillsdale and worked for Gym Jordan. 

Edited April 28 by Mango4

[Sawbonz 27540]

Never apologize. Never admit you are wrong or made a mistake. Thats Trump 101

[Willfully Horn 8002]

On 4/27/2024 at 10:06 AM, C-Man said:

 

 

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

18 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

 

17 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

None of these links load an image for me. But, I don’t have a twitter account. Nevertheless, links usually load. Has their policy changes? Do they load for anyone else?

Edited April 28 by Willfully Horn

[Gatorubet 30185]

7 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

None of these links load an image for me. But, I don’t have a twitter account. Never these, links usually load. Has their policy changes? Do they load for anyone else?

You are apparently on some list. I’d buy security cameras ASAP.

[HenryJames 66038]

She’s tweeting through it.

[Pancho 44712]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

She’s tweeting through it.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Streisand effect engaged 

[Willfully Horn 8002]

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

You are apparently on some list. I’d buy security cameras ASAP.

I’ve been on that list since I called the FBI and told them they were fools for not releasing the unabomber’s manifesto. They’re just pissed I was right.

[HornOnTheBayou 8914]

35 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

 

 

None of these links load an image for me. But, I don’t have a twitter account. Nevertheless, links usually load. Has their policy changes? Do they load for anyone else?

Sounds like your computer isn't working. You should shoot it.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20392]

On 4/27/2024 at 8:18 AM, Red Five said:

".... but wait! I haven't told you about the time I pushed my grandmother down a flight of stairs because she wouldn't stop bitching about her diabetes, or something! 

Hey sometimes on the farm you have to make tough decisions. It's just like the Eskimos and how they used to put their elderly out on an ice floe to just drift away after they proved to be a burden. Grandma wasn't pulling her weight. Last year during the wheat harvest she was practically useless, what with being blind and having her foot amputated.  

[South Austin 52454]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Grandma wasn't pulling her weight. Last year during the wheat harvest she was practically useless, what with being blind and having her foot amputated.  

Preach.

[C-Man 27191]

She’s tweeting through it.

I

[C-Man 27191]

[jimmyjazz 45888]

Ah yes, a 14-month old wire-haired terrier, classic "working dog".

If working means "digging holes and trying to find gophers".

[StassneyHorn 6574]

If everyone starts tagging stoolpresidente (Dave Portnoy) there is the chance for the most epic beat down on the internet. The Miss Peaches content he’s made plus his trolling of politicians would be a career ender for her since so many MAGA clowns adore him.

Edited April 28 by StassneyHorn

[Hmbre97 6305]

This is all gonna end up with staunch MAGA idiots killing their dogs to justify Noem's fuckup and to try and normalize it.

[SquishMitten 10403]

^^ Kid Rock about to release a video claiming that killing your dog will cure the gayness you’ve built up from all those years drinking Bud Light

[Gatorubet 30185]

On 4/27/2024 at 8:18 AM, Red Five said:

".... but wait! I haven't told you about the time I pushed my grandmother down a flight of stairs because she wouldn't stop bitching about her diabetes, or something! i’m

Richard Widmark was such a great psycho in Kiss of Death

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20392]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah yes, a 14-month old wire-haired terrier, classic "working dog".

If working means "digging holes and trying to find gophers".

Just a quick note: a wire-haired terrier and a wire-haired pointer are two different breeds.   A wire-haired terrier is 15-20 .lbs while a wire-haired pointer is more like 60-65 .lbs. 

Obviously that doesn't make a difference when it comes to whether you should shoot your dog in the face.

[jimmyjazz 45888]

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just a quick note: a wire-haired terrier and a wire-haired pointer are two different breeds.   A wire-haired terrier is 15-20 .lbs while a wire-haired pointer is more like 60-65 .lbs. 

Obviously that doesn't make a difference when it comes to whether you should shoot your dog in the face.

Ah, my bad.  I was time-traveling to my wire-haired terrier, who was a super smart, high personality dog, but not exactly a "working" breed.

Would a wire-haired pointer be more like other pointers, aka hunting dogs?  Still seems a stretch for a ranch, if so.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just a quick note: a wire-haired terrier and a wire-haired pointer are two different breeds.   A wire-haired terrier is 15-20 .lbs while a wire-haired pointer is more like 60-65 .lbs. 

Obviously that doesn't make a difference when it comes to whether you should shoot your dog in the face.

Makes a difference in the caliber you need

[The Dog 44019]

[Born to Run 6569]

I'm a city boy from the San Diego beaches. 
But, I've met a few goats. They were all assholes.  I've never murdered one of them. 

You surf brah?

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

He’s not funny on his own, usually, but it is funny to read morons engaging with him because they can’t understand the absurdist intent. 
 

and that person is either a lawyer with a Karen haircut and lawyer in their handle, which are red flags and loud buzzers for bitch, or it’s a bot based on the string of numbers. 

Edited April 28 by Pato del Muerto

[The Dog 44019]

EVERYONE dunking on stupid Kristi:

[mchookem 16322]

26 minutes ago, The Dog said:

now see...this is when TYL is funny.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s not funny on his own, usually, but it is funny to read morons engaging with him because they can’t understand the absurdist intent. 
 

 

 

The ultimate irony is he's a lawyer in real life.

His bit is stale and predictable.  But he keeps finding new, fertile fields to plow.  And those fields keep delivering, over and over again.

 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2822]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah yes, a 14-month old wire-haired terrier, classic "working dog".

If working means "digging holes and trying to find gophers".

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