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This is Gus.  He joined our family about 6 years ago.  As a puppy, he was released from service dog school after biting a trainer.  We adopted him afterwards.  He is, quite possibly, the dumbest anima

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On 4/27/2024 at 9:25 AM, TexArcher said:

I'm not sure I agree that this is political suicide for her.  I feel like almost everyone who's outraged about this never would've voted for her anyway. 

Trump will catch wind of the negative publicity and dump her like a dog.

And I have some Republican family members who are pissed about this. Apparently, in their world, killing dogs like that is a sign of somebody who can’t handle a crisis because if she knew hat she was doing, the dog would have been fine/trained. Me asking them what if was just because she wanted to kill a dog was not well received. 

I’m guessing  she still feels guilty  at killing it all those years ago, and was hoping she’d get some sympathy and somebody telling her she did the right thing.

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The ultimate irony is he's a lawyer in real life.

His bit is stale and predictable.  But he keeps finding new, fertile fields to plow.  And those fields keep delivering, over and over again.

 

That’s the point - he has excellent bait and seeing new people fall for it over and over again keeps it going.

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23 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
I'm a city boy from the San Diego beaches. 
But, I've met a few goats. They were all assholes.  I've never murdered one of them. 

You surf brah?

Uhh...I'm not gonna send you a pic of my cock.  Leave me alone.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I am positive that a minute before Kristi shot the puppy she looked at it very seriously, flipped a coin and said…..“Call it…just call it!”

I’m guessing the dog called “tails” and got a round to the head?  Friendo

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Prong thinks that if you shotgun a dog to death, it ends up looking like it's a precious sleeping pup, y'know, like those adorable Pound Puppies from the 80s - probably all slaughtered by repug maga governors. 

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I still don’t get why she killed the goat?  Kristi Kabrito does sound like a good porn name though.  Did she also throw it into the gravel pit?

and what kinda weird ass petting zoo was she running?  Buncha dead animals in a rock pit?  

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54 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It figures she has an ugly, non-working dog.

 

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Notice I didn't say Pugs are worthless.  They are awesome dogs.  But they a ugly.

lol, I did read "non-working" as "non-functional".

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I heard Noem shot Cricket because he was mostly brown and coming to the ranch to take a job away from an American citizen.  

Yeah, her office literally said people shouldn't be so concerned with this book/dead dog story, when the Southern border is in crisis.  They told me this.  Plainly.  Like it was going to change my attitude about dead puppies in gravel pits.  

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10 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

People like this don't give a fuck about aborted kids outside of their ability to make memes about it. Congrats, you've taken what is one of the hardest things a woman can go through and made it about yourself.

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7 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Say what you will about the tenets of excessive border hysteria, but at least it's an ethos.

The Fox Terrier.  A worthy fucking adversary, Dude.  

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13 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Her ghostwriter and editor both must really hate her to let the “shooting my dog in a gravel pit” anecdote make it to print. 

It'll be even better if this book is a vanity project and she paid the publisher to print her career-shooting-in-the-face-by-the-gravel-pit stories.

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Out by the gravel pit.

So like an updated version of the fax machine/baseball bat scene in 'Office Space'  

I just realized Mike Judge goes to our church, so this hits close to home.  

Remember 20 years ago when shit like this would just rock the country to its core?  Dead puppies by the hand of the next VP nominee?  Yep, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...

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Kevin Russell from Shinyribs had this to say about Kristi:  "I know why I keep seeing Kristy Noem in my feeds. The constancy of this proves the success of the strategy of saturation + polarizing fact. It's the bourgeoisie shocking the bourgeoisie. Bougie on bougie violence. It's not that dogs don't suffer all manner of torture and abuse on a daily basis. It's just that she is her and she is putting it in our faces, daring us or at worst threatening. She is suggesting she is willing to kill anything that doesn't align with her life."

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19 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

My first experience with someone having to make a decision regarding a 3rd trimester abortion was on my 3rd year OB gyn rotation as a med student. A 30ish mom with a 9 yo and a toddler was diagnosed with a very aggressive form of breast cancer that initial staging showed was in the local lymph nodes at least. She was 6 weeks or more from her baby being at the brink of viability (months in NICU, likely lifelong GI issues, possible cognitive deficits, etc). To have even a 50-50 chance at 5 year survival, the heme-onc team said she needed immediate chemotherapy which meant terminating the pregnancy.
 

Keep her baby and not live to see any of her children grow up. Abort her baby and have a 50% chance of being there for the other 2 children. She chose to keep the baby. Don't know how it turned out but I have a pretty good idea. 
 

Almost all late stage abortions are true life or death situations for the mom, or fatal birth defects for the baby. These are devastatingly difficult decisions, and most of the parents consider it no different than the loss of a child. 
 

 

 

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I think a lot of "You know, as a student of history" types never bother to wrap their tiny brains around the fact that yes, while overall life expectancy centuries ago was decades younger than it is now...if you made it to 40, you had a great chance at 50.  And at 50, you had a very good chance at 60, and so on.  The mean is so skewed because of many babies and mothers were lost in the first year of life/pregnancy.  When nearly every single woman was expected to churn out 4-10 children each.  Billions of infants were lost to late-term complications and/or year 1 or 2 premature deaths.  And billions more mothers from complications either during pregnancy, labor, or post-labor infection/complication.  We should probably try and prevent that from happening again but I know a lot of South Dakotans still need child labor and Fox Terriers to work til the land so they can bury mom in the gravel pit later.  

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I think a lot of "You know, as a student of history" types never bother to wrap their tiny brains around the fact that yes, while overall life expectancy centuries ago was decades younger than it is now...if you made it to 40, you had a great chance at 50.  And at 50, you had a very good chance at 60, and so on.  The mean is so skewed because of many babies and mothers were lost in the first year of life/pregnancy.  When nearly every single woman was expected to churn out 4-10 children each.  Billions of infants were lost to late-term complications and/or year 1 or 2 premature deaths.  And billions more mothers from complications either during pregnancy, labor, or post-labor infection/complication.  We should probably try and prevent that from happening again but I know a lot of South Dakotans still need child labor and Fox Terriers to work til the land so they can bury mom in the gravel pit later.  

 

Also lot of kids died from diseases that are now preventable by....

 

 

yep, you guessed it...

 

 

vaccines. 

 

 

(No, not Frank Stallone)

 

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Well a lotta smart people are doing their own research on vaccines and seeing that it can kill every child and mother who don’t for later term abortions.  People such as RFJ Jr, Joe Rogan, and you guessed it Frank Stallone.  
 

makes you wonder with all this pro-Russia/anti-shot bullcrap was worth Apollo dying for?  

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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, her office literally said people shouldn't be so concerned with this book/dead dog story, when the Southern border is in crisis.  They told me this.  Plainly.  Like it was going to change my attitude about dead puppies in gravel pits.  

it’s not like she put the dog in a dog crate and tied it to the top of a station wagon and drove across America

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7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it’s not like she put the dog in a dog crate and tied it to the top of a station wagon and drove across America

"Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"

"No I don't officer."

"Well, I bet it's pretty steep."

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