Dog Killer, Kristi Noem

[YGIFS 19448]

3 hours ago, locodos said:

In college I taught my lab to fetch beers out of the fridge.   Put a towel around the handle so she could open the door.  Even got her to the point of soft carrying the cans so she didn't puncture them.    One day I find a leftover container behind the couch.  Living with 5 poor college kids meant the food theft was out of control, but gotdamnit, they don't even throw out the trash afterwards?!  That thought lingered for about 30 seconds before I removed the towel from the fridge door.

I still chuckle thinking about all the food she was taking from the fridge.  If I had taught her to throw out empties, she would have never been caught.

And that wonderful dog's name?  You guessed it.  Suds McKenzie.  What a sweet girl.

Follow-up on my above post regarding Noem's book and my call to her publisher.  I just got a cease and desist email from them saying my inquiries into her story about meeting Kim Jung-Un violating a number of State Dept. protocols is "harassing and emotionally detrimental" to their staff and they would like me to stop calling.  Couldn't help myself, had to follow up and ask why the saltiness?  They said if I persisted, they would consider me suspicious of false representation of a Law Enforcement Official.  To which I replied, "I never said I was with Law Enforcement of any kind.  I am inquiring as to how there is no record of a diplomatic visit between Gov. Noem and Kim Jung-Un at the U.S. Department of State."  To which they replied, "That still reads like you are trying to pass yourself off as a member of the Government."  I replied back, "I am not.  But the U.S. Department of State, if you have any manner of access to books about the Federal Government as the world's third largest publishing house, does in fact have a law enforcement division.  It's called the DSS.  And I have referred your false publication about lack of protocol with a foreign adversary to their team.  I would imagine they have already contacted you regarding this falsehood."  Minutes later, I got a very apologetic voicemail from an executive assistant on the Noem publishing team who I suspect will be let go before the week is out.  /csb      

tl;dr, Noem can claim all she wants that she doesn't discuss her discussions regarding discussions about discussions about people discussing.  But you meet with the head of PDRK in any capacity, and then try to launch a national book tour about it, you're fucking batshit insane, you don't think the fucking U.S. Dept. of State isn't gonna check its files.  

[jimmyjazz 45431]

Dude, you need a hobby.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, you need a hobby.

There’s stuff to do down on Rainey Street that can later be blamed on Nicole.

[UpperWestside 6081]

On 5/11/2024 at 9:35 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Yep, that's what I meant.  I didn't say she was normal, just not a complete psycho/sociopath like Trump.

Clearly the woman is off her rocker, but yes not to his level. Killing a dog like she did is indicative of a very dark side to her personality though. I have a dog that is 16 months old that has some issues of being territorial, but she’s a pup still and it’ll be okay. Killing a dog like she did is just nuts to me though, especially being so young.

[UpperWestside 6081]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, you need a hobby.

I go back and forth on this, but this is a better use of his time I believe than other things that he could be doing. Considering we have this clown going on TV and not telling the truth about pretty much any question she is asked makes doing this seem like some nice payback to the people enabling this nutjob. 

[Macanudo 12917]

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, you need a hobby.

We ARE his hobby.

[GenXer 2769]

I enjoy @YGIFS tales of his shenanigans 

[YGIFS 19448]

I get stuck in Austin traffic a lot and I don’t like to make work calls because I’m neither focused on the call nor the road.  Plus I got from RPT, the private direct lines to most of these people so I don’t have to wait on hold.  
 

have lotsa time for hobbies, volunteering, and time with my munchkins.  I even started relearning guitar and drums.  Trying to get “paradise” by John Prine down for my girls.  

my other deal Is part of my newfound recovered lucidity is it’s not really that hard, and somewhat rewarding, to poke bad people where it hurts them.  If you know what you’re doing…

Watch what the ASPCA is going to say about Noem in the next few days 

 

[South Austin 51977]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

We ARE his hobby life.

Fixed.

[YGIFS 19448]

Well I got her canceled from the Texas book festival and got one her mid level staffers shitcanned.  All in the duration of about five red lights.  DSS opened up a file on her at the sixth red light which will possibly inhibit her ability to seek higher office. .  But I’m completely sure some $75mm worth of Colin Allred signage will change the fate of our nation.  You take a shit and use the time to poke and prod bad people and fun things ensue.  But yes; I’m sure the female youth vote will totally turn this around.  You know that thing that’s never happened; ever. 

[GenXer 2769]

Keep fucking with them @YGIFS . The more effort and time they spend on dealing with fires you start, the less time and energy they have to strip away women’s reproductive rights and implementing christofascist policies.

[UpperWestside 6081]

25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well I got her canceled from the Texas book festival and got one her mid level staffers shitcanned.  All in the duration of about five red lights.  DSS opened up a file on her at the sixth red light which will possibly inhibit her ability to seek higher office. .  But I’m completely sure some $75mm worth of Colin Allred signage will change the fate of our nation.  You take a shit and use the time to poke and prod bad people and fun things ensue.  But yes; I’m sure the female youth vote will totally turn this around.  You know that thing that’s never happened; ever. 

I support you doing this as well as anyone else that has the ability to do so as well. These cretins are not held to account for their actions and it’s well beyond time for them to find out what happens when you do things like they’ve done. 

[TexArcher 37419]

23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I just got a cease and desist email from them saying my inquiries into her story about meeting Kim Jung-Un violating a number of State Dept. protocols is "harassing and emotionally detrimental" to their staff and they would like me to stop calling. 

You libtard thought police are stepping on our Constitutional right to lie to people!  And you're upsetting Taylor, Tanner, Tucker, Tyler, and Winthorpe!

[C-Man 26944]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well I got her canceled from the Texas book festival and got one her mid level staffers shitcanned.  All in the duration of about five red lights.  DSS opened up a file on her at the sixth red light which will possibly inhibit her ability to seek higher office. .  But I’m completely sure some $75mm worth of Colin Allred signage will change the fate of our nation.  You take a shit and use the time to poke and prod bad people and fun things ensue.  But yes; I’m sure the female youth vote will totally turn this around.  You know that thing that’s never happened; ever. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[Macanudo 12917]

29 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

At the Texas border.  Exactly where the citizens of South Dakota need her to be.

[Gatorubet 30028]

On 5/14/2024 at 8:31 AM, Macanudo said:

We ARE his hobby.

[aggie08 21320]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Too late, bitch. No one cares about you anymore.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9282]

Is she eyeballing new burial ground for her newest pets?

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Too late, bitch. No one cares about you anymore.

Yep. Even Trump did the “bless her heart” bit this week.  She’s done.

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https://ictnews.org/news/final-south-dakota-tribe-bans-governor

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South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem is now banned from entering the lands of all nine tribes in South Dakota. Following a meeting on Tuesday, May 21, the Flandreau Santee Sioux Tribe moved to ban the governor from the reservation in solidarity with the other eight Oceti Sakowin tribes in South Dakota. 

The tribal council held an emergency meeting Saturday, May 18, during which no decision was made. On Monday, May 20, tribal leaders met with the governor’s office to further discuss the issue. The next day, the executive council voted to ban Noem.

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The decision was made in response to inflammatory comments made by Noem about the tribes since January 31.

“The Executive Committee calls on the governor to reconsider the effectiveness of the liaisons she has appointed and whether or not they truly have an understanding of the issues affecting tribal nations as well as their ability to foster a cooperative relationship between the Tribes and the State of South Dakota,” the Tribe said in a May 21 press release.

double-down Killer of Dogs.

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Flandreau Santee Sioux Tribe President Tony Reider informed Noem of her banning and requested that she refrain from making future statements that offend all of Indian Country. The tribe also called for an apology from the governor. 

On Friday, May 17, Noem held a press conference in Pierre to address her recent banning from at that time eight tribes. During the conference, she again insisted drug cartels are operating on tribal land in the state.

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When asked to address other comments she made in Winner, South Dakota, on March 13 regarding Native American education, Noem said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

During the March 13 townhall, Noem said: “Because they live with 80 percent to 90 percent unemployment, their kids don’t have any hope. They don’t have parents who show up and help them. … They have a tribal council or a president who focuses on a political agenda more than they care about actually helping somebody’s life look better.”

She can’t even read the room in her own fucking state.

[Biff Tannen 45441]

lulz, what a fucking cunt

[Asithappens 974]

On 5/14/2024 at 12:11 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, you need a hobby.

If this is his hobby then I say hooray for hobbies!

[Chuckie Finster 22572]

As shitty has the emergence of Trumpism has been, it's been fun to watch a bunch of the other worst people in the country realize that they don't have the same inexplicable forcefield that Trump does and actually have to face consequences for their actions.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

As shitty has the emergence of Trumpism has been, it's been fun to watch a bunch of the other worst people in the country realize that they don't have the same inexplicable forcefield that Trump does and actually have to face consequences for their actions.

Seems like the only consequence she's faced so far is dropping off the potential VP list.  Is that really such a bad thing?

If she gets beat down in the next election then that will be a consequence worth mentioning.  I'm not holding out much hope.

[Chuckie Finster 22572]

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Seems like the only consequence she's faced so far is dropping off the potential VP list.  Is that really such a bad thing?

If she gets beat down in the next election then that will be a consequence worth mentioning.  I'm not holding out much hope.

Valid point, I guess any sort of negative response is welcome in comparison to teflon Donald.

[Macanudo 12917]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Seems like the only consequence she's faced so far is dropping off the potential VP list.  Is that really such a bad thing?

If she gets beat down in the next election then that will be a consequence worth mentioning.  I'm not holding out much hope.

The problem is though that the beat down is most likely going to be by someone even worse than her.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

36 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The problem is though that the beat down is most likely going to be by someone even worse than her.

It’s South Dakota.  I along with 99% of America don’t give a shit.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13388]

Noem won’t lose to a democrat but there’s always a chance that a republican defeats her in the primary. It will be about ~100k total voters. When she first ran in 2018, she won 54-46, and then only won the general by a few points. Admittedly she won both races much easier in ‘22.

[bolverk 29269]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It’s South Dakota.  I along with 99% of America don’t give a shit.

Friendly reminder that according to the latest estimates:

• South Dakota (pop 919,318) 2 US Senators who represent a majority of residents
• Harris County (pop 4,835,125) 0 US Senators "
• Dallas County (pop 2,606,358) 0 US Senators "
• Tarrant County (pop 2,182,947) maybe 1 US Senator "
• Bexar County (pop 2,087,679) 0 US Senators "
• Travis County (pop 1,334,961) 0 US Senators "

I assume she has the power to appoint replacements.

[Macanudo 12917]

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

Friendly reminder that according to the latest estimates:

• South Dakota (pop 919,318) 2 US Senators who represent a majority of residents
• Harris County (pop 4,835,125) 0 US Senators "
• Dallas County (pop 2,606,358) 0 US Senators "
• Tarrant County (pop 2,182,947) maybe 1 US Senator "
• Bexar County (pop 2,087,679) 0 US Senators "
• Travis County (pop 1,334,961) 0 US Senators "

I assume she has the power to appoint replacements.

There are 61 counties with a population larger than South Dakota.   That's fucking depressing.

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

Nice job, NBC, scheduling Noem for an interview on Meet the Press this morning. As if anyone gives a flying fuck what she has to say about anything.

 

 

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nice job, NBC, scheduling Noem for an interview on Meet the Press this morning. As if anyone gives a flying fuck what she has to say about anything.

It went about as well as you think,

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12391]

You can tromple on the Constitution. You can support a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star, paid that porn star hush money in order to win an election then lied to the American people about having done so ---- but killing a good boy is a bridge too far.

Edited June 23 by Hornius Emeritus

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It went about as well as you think,

 

Yep. So much for that “shame” nonsense. It was just a matter of time. 

[Mittens 8128]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21078]

This dumb bitch is a Cunt of the highest order but I’m still glad Dotard didn’t pick her as VP.  Would have been 1000x better than Couchfucker.  Think about that, someone who admits to just blasting their pup away would be a better choice.  There’s likely some small % of suburban women that could have stomached a trump vote w this slut spewing lies…

Edited August 8 by ChiTownDoc

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5386]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This dumb bitch is a Cunt of the highest order but I’m still glad Dotard didn’t pick her as VP.  Would have been 1000x better than Couchfucker.  And there’s likely some small % of suburban women that could have stomached a trump vote w this slut spewing lies…

I just finished reading a story about how some famous zoologist who works with David Attenborough is going to jail because he had a fucked up torture dungeon where he'd rape and kill puppies and would film it and spread it online to other fucking sickos. They were talking about how he specifically went to some underground forum or some shit where people would share their gross torture porn home videos. Apparently all the other sickos were the kinds who would do it to humans, but when that dude would post his sick filth, the people on the forum would unanimously get pissed off and call him a sick fuck for killing dogs and to go away. Even literal psychopaths with death fetishes are disgusted at that shit. Being associated in any way with harming dogs purposefully makes you reviled by the entire population.

[GenXer 2769]

Yeah. I could’ve done without hearing that story.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5386]

16 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Yeah. I could’ve done without hearing that story.

I legitimately wish I could bleach what I read out of my eyes, some of the worst shit I've ever read in my life. I spared you guys the fucked up details. That monster deserves to burn. He did this to fucking 40 puppies.

[Underdog 28393]

Dude, lay off the weed. 

[Left Coast 863]

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1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

but when that dude would post his sick filth, the people on the forum would unanimously get pissed off and call him a sick fuck for killing dogs and to go away.

Yeah he deserved to go to jail, that son of a bitch derailed a lot of threads with some sick shit.

[Bookman 4604]

I had already forgotten about this bitch.