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pretty sure he's screwdriver guy, but not 100% confident. 

Dusty is the beat your friend almost to death guy.

Chaisson May be the screwdriver guy that never amounting to anything of muc of the field.
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My gameplan once our slow-ass servers and kitchen finally get our food so I can get my eat on: 1.2 sheets by 4:30pm, full sail, all hands on deck by halftime of our game.

It's all about pacing.

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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Can someone jog my memory?  Was Dvorcek the white DL who almost beat a guy to death or the one that attacked his girlfriend with a screwdriver?  I always get those two confused.

How Bout Both GIF by Joey Bada$$

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35 minutes ago, ousux said:

My gameplan once our slow-ass servers and kitchen finally get our food so I can get my eat on: 1.2 sheets by 4:30pm, full sail, all hands on deck by halftime of our game.

It's all about pacing.

Dun fucked up

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This Martinez kid is an undersized transfer from Northern Arizona. Looks like he threw 5 balls for them the other game. His numbers last season in FCS weren't good - shitty Y/A and 16 TDs to 8 picks.
If we lose to this kid tonight just shut the fucking program down. Seriously. There is no excuse for our D to not seriously fuck his weekend up.

I wouldn’t call RJ a nothing burger. I’ve seen plenty of his game at Westwood. He’s really smart with the ball, has a good arm, and he’s fast. Dismissing him as undersized is short-sighted. His overall numbers at NA were quality. There’s a reason Baylor took him
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1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:


I wouldn’t call RJ a nothing burger. I’ve seen plenty of his game at Westwood. He’s really smart with the ball, has a good arm, and he’s fast. Dismissing him as undersized is short-sighted. His overall numbers at NA were quality. There’s a reason Baylor took him

I'm dismissing him because he isn't good. He wasn't highly recruited. He wasn't a sought after transfer. These are not "quality" numbers. I guess he threw the ball okay in 2021.

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Charles Wright is probably a better QB.

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean, is there a chance this scrub fucks us over because we're Texas? Of course. On paper this is not an advantageous matchup for Baylor.

It's been done successfully to us before by Mobilehoma with an unknown QB we had NO IDEA how to defend.

Jason White says, "Hi!"

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7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

It's been done successfully to us before by Mobilehoma with an unknown QB we had NO IDEA how to defend.

Jason White says, "Hi!"

I can name much worse examples than a unanimous AA Heisman winner. 

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I'm dismissing him because he isn't good. He wasn't highly recruited. He wasn't a sought after transfer. These are not "quality" numbers. I guess he threw the ball okay in 2021.
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Charles Wright is probably a better QB.

I guess Baylor thought a .650 completion % and close to 3k yds in 11 games was quality enough. But, yes, Texas should still handle the opponent regardless of our assessments.
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Put a Boston Butt & a rack of spare ribs on the Homo Joe for the game in honor of Baylo.

You know, because they like to pork young girls without consent and all…

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2 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

It's been done successfully to us before by Mobilehoma with an unknown QB we had NO IDEA how to defend.

Jason White says, "Hi!"

Counterpoint:  Davis Beville says, "Hi!"

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3 minutes ago, Assman said:

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

Do you really want to drink beer from the toilet?

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23 minutes ago, Assman said:

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

Shit has come a long way.  In the early 90s there was like 2 college stadiums you could buy beer...I think UH at the Dome and CU.

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I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.
Are they still pretending to be a bible school? Fuck sakes
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Game thread is here .
Don't know why, but the only thing that pisses me off more than left lane losers are people posting to two different threads during the game.

Lighten up Francis. Game hasn’t started yet.
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Even though one of the commentators is a “dirt burgler” he’s actually from North Texas and gives UT enough props that he can. I really enjoy his Dusty and Danny Show each AM Mon - Friday.


Hook’em!!!

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