Game Week Thread Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor

[Had Enough 2057]

pretty sure he's screwdriver guy, but not 100% confident. 

Dusty is the beat your friend almost to death guy.

Chaisson May be the screwdriver guy that never amounting to anything of muc of the field.

[honolulu horn 6157]

2 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Dusty is the beat your friend almost to death guy.

Chaisson May be the screwdriver guy that never amounting to anything of muc of the field.

So many leaders of men up there in Norman

[ousux 5587]

My gameplan once our slow-ass servers and kitchen finally get our food so I can get my eat on: 1.2 sheets by 4:30pm, full sail, all hands on deck by halftime of our game.

It's all about pacing.

[Hermanator 6944]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Can someone jog my memory?  Was Dvorcek the white DL who almost beat a guy to death or the one that attacked his girlfriend with a screwdriver?  I always get those two confused.

[beer 3217]

35 minutes ago, ousux said:

My gameplan once our slow-ass servers and kitchen finally get our food so I can get my eat on: 1.2 sheets by 4:30pm, full sail, all hands on deck by halftime of our game.

It's all about pacing.

Dun fucked up

[kwood4408 756]

Dun fucked up

Username does not check out

[SKA the boss 729]

This Martinez kid is an undersized transfer from Northern Arizona. Looks like he threw 5 balls for them the other game. His numbers last season in FCS weren't good - shitty Y/A and 16 TDs to 8 picks.
If we lose to this kid tonight just shut the fucking program down. Seriously. There is no excuse for our D to not seriously fuck his weekend up.

I wouldn’t call RJ a nothing burger. I’ve seen plenty of his game at Westwood. He’s really smart with the ball, has a good arm, and he’s fast. Dismissing him as undersized is short-sighted. His overall numbers at NA were quality. There’s a reason Baylor took him

[Assman 1830]

Last minute decided I'm going to this game. Never been to the toilet bowl so:

1. Best place to park?
2. Where's the Surly tailgate?

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:

I wouldn’t call RJ a nothing burger. I’ve seen plenty of his game at Westwood. He’s really smart with the ball, has a good arm, and he’s fast. Dismissing him as undersized is short-sighted. His overall numbers at NA were quality. There’s a reason Baylor took him

I'm dismissing him because he isn't good. He wasn't highly recruited. He wasn't a sought after transfer. These are not "quality" numbers. I guess he threw the ball okay in 2021.

Charles Wright is probably a better QB.

[ztejas 43266]

I mean, is there a chance this scrub fucks us over because we're Texas? Of course. On paper this is not an advantageous matchup for Baylor.

[BachelorTrek 2936]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean, is there a chance this scrub fucks us over because we're Texas? Of course. On paper this is not an advantageous matchup for Baylor.

It's been done successfully to us before by Mobilehoma with an unknown QB we had NO IDEA how to defend.

Jason White says, "Hi!"

Edited September 23, 2023 by BachelorTrek

[ousux 5587]

Dun fucked up

Not sure coffee and some sort of gawdawful healthy smoothie this morning is proper hydration, but fuck it..bad teammate it is.

[ztejas 43266]

7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

It's been done successfully to us before by Mobilehoma with an unknown QB we had NO IDEA how to defend.

Jason White says, "Hi!"

I can name much worse examples than a unanimous AA Heisman winner. 

[SKA the boss 729]

I'm dismissing him because he isn't good. He wasn't highly recruited. He wasn't a sought after transfer. These are not "quality" numbers. I guess he threw the ball okay in 2021.

Charles Wright is probably a better QB.

I guess Baylor thought a .650 completion % and close to 3k yds in 11 games was quality enough. But, yes, Texas should still handle the opponent regardless of our assessments.

[Cajun 11675]

Put a Boston Butt & a rack of spare ribs on the Homo Joe for the game in honor of Baylo.

You know, because they like to pork young girls without consent and all…

[beer 3217]

Great meat. No dancing at all.

[Hermanator 6944]

2 hours ago, Assman said:

Last minute decided I'm going to this game. Never been to the toilet bowl so:
 

Username checks out

[MissingInAction 24816]

Just got back from SP Brazilian steakhouse, and I still have a meat buzz. It's gonna take hard liquor to get through this one.

[Plorant 798]

2 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

It's been done successfully to us before by Mobilehoma with an unknown QB we had NO IDEA how to defend.

Jason White says, "Hi!"

Counterpoint:  Davis Beville says, "Hi!"

[texifornia 56519]

 

[Assman 1830]

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

[BachelorTrek 2936]

Just now, Assman said:

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

Don't worry!

You'll never go to that stadium again.  Lulz.

[Dbeasy 14968]

3 minutes ago, Assman said:

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

Do you really want to drink beer from the toilet?

[Assman 1830]

Do you really want to drink beer from the toilet?

I would pay $100 for a non-binary Bud Light at this point [no cr]

[Ignatius 4001]

17 minutes ago, Assman said:

Hell on earth.

We Ain’t Coming Out….

[Hozz 1012]

23 minutes ago, Assman said:

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

Shit has come a long way.  In the early 90s there was like 2 college stadiums you could buy beer...I think UH at the Dome and CU.

[Brothahorn 10085]

I hope we have some Oregon-type intensity for this game. 

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

So which douche  bag Rig 12 ref crew are we going to be hammering for corruption and incompetence tonight?   Not Murr’s.  

[TxTower 650]

Dusty Dvorcak. Oh Boy.

TV mute. Radio Craig Way.

[honolulu horn 6157]

Let's do this shit, boys. Leave no doubt. 

[Radical Larry 28528]

That’s the most fun those college kids will ever have in Waco.

[TxTower 650]

pretty sure he's screwdriver guy, but not 100% confident. 

He’s the screwdriver to his girlfriends neck guy and he’s a douche.

[Laxtonto 11932]

 

[OU Sucks 8746]

Game thread is here .

Don't know why, but the only thing that pisses me off more than left lane losers are people posting to two different threads during the game.

[ousux 5587]

I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.

Are they still pretending to be a bible school? Fuck sakes

[TxTower 650]

Game thread is here .
Don't know why, but the only thing that pisses me off more than left lane losers are people posting to two different threads during the game.

Lighten up Francis. Game hasn’t started yet.

[Scraps 13542]

Lmao

[OU Sucks 8746]

3 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Lighten up Francis. Game hasn’t started yet.

Check yo TV, Baylor already went 3 and out.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Defense doing their job. Offense needs to get get going

[NashLonghorn 270]

That’s what I talking about. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Wooo! Great run

[msucolt45 3989]

There you go Brooks! Dominate on the road!

Hook’em!!!

[South Austin 52144]

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

 

[Slacks 6791]

BoDavis4Life

[South Austin 52144]

The Baylor offensive line eats dingleberries.

[msucolt45 3989]

Even though one of the commentators is a “dirt burgler” he’s actually from North Texas and gives UT enough props that he can. I really enjoy his Dusty and Danny Show each AM Mon - Friday.


Hook’em!!!

[warhorn8 15]

We still can’t get the slow ass walk-one off the field.

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

time to fire up the fuckery thread

that out of bounds spot was +2 yards

[msucolt45 3989]

SXM 84 from 5:00 to 8:00 if you want to know. Danny is D Kannel that played at FSU and multiple years in the NFL.

Hook’em!!!

[warhorn8 15]

time to fire up the fuckery thread
that out of bounds spot was +2 yards

And the hold, how do I report a rape in Waco?