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Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor


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11 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I was legitimately called a hard R n-word in Wyoming, and I'm literally not black. Sorry if your white and delightsome skin doesn't get that kind of shit where you go, loser.

Proofreading is your friend. Also a white guy being called a --gger is polar opposite. 

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Here comes a bunch of sour cream citizens telling a POC to stop being upset about being called an N-word in wyoming, all in support for their bitch-ass football team, like a mayo militia. Talk about fucking pathetic. You can all take your dipshit posts and shove them up your unedited google document-looking asses.

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2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Here comes a bunch of sour cream citizens telling a POC to stop being upset about being called an N-word in wyoming, all in support for their bitch-ass football team, like a mayo militia. Talk about fucking pathetic. You can all take your dipshit posts and shove them up your unedited google document-looking asses.

Poor victim.

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5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

I would bet that Bohls hates Texas. He is a Nebraska guy. Played there and coached there from '95-'02. We own his ass. 

 

Wonder why Nebraska never went after him..

Makes sense then that Big 12 would assign a Nebraska grad to ref the game. Asian Peter Griffin probably carried Bohls towels back in the day

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True story:  I'm driving from Austin to Dallas 12-15 years ago, and I'm out of range for Austin stations, and I'm scanning the radio to find something to listen to (today I'd be streaming music or listening to a podcast, but I guess terrestrial radio was still a thing for me at the time).  It might have been the Friday of TX-OU weekend.  

Anyway, I'm scanning stations and I get to the Baylor radio guys doing one of their daily/weekly afternoon call-in shows.  The topic of the Baylor QB comes up.  It might have been Bryce Petty, or maybe this was a year or two pre-Petty.  The announcers say, "What a fine young man!  He's a good, Christian kid.  I'm just so proud to have gotten to know such a great kid with such strong beliefs," etc.  

And here's where it's going to sound like one of those anonymous I-visited-Kyle-Field-and-Aggie-fans-are-the-best-ever internet stories... but I'm telling you this is a first-hand account:  The VERY next thing out of their mouths - and I may not be getting this exactly verbatim, but it's probably close - "He (Baylor QB) is not like those kids we hear about from right down the road..." in a very clear reference to UT.  

I remember calling someone - one of my. friends who is a fellow UT grad - and recounting this broadcast and laughing about how an actual topic on Baylor sports radio is the righteousness and the superior morality of their players.  

A few years later, I started seeing a trickle of internet stories from one rape victim after another about how they were ignored/silenced/dismissed by both Waco PD and Baylor administration.  

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5 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fuck Baylor. Hopefully Texas never plays them again after the SEC move in any sport. 
Total POS school and fanbase. Fuck them. 

Yep.

We should not play any of  Rig 12 schools in football  save for the new comers next year from the PAC-12.  I’d like to extend that to other sports like Baseball.  But because we have so many dates to fill in non conference and travel considerations, we might have to play a Baylor, Cougar High, TCU, or Tech.   Playing the UIWs, UTRGV’s,  etc. will not help or strength of schedule for seeding for post season tourney purposes.  And going to SEC which is a  better baseball conference, we are going to need all the positive points possible.  

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18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Baylor is giving up 170 yards rushing a game, which is even worse than it sounds when you consider who they've played.

I didn’t realize they played Long Island University yesterday and the game was 16-7 at half.  LIU has been a Division one school and plays its games in a 6000 seat stadium.    We have Class 3A schools with stadiums bigger than that.    

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I still remember the screw job the SWC refs did to us in Grant Teaff's farewell game against Texas in 1992.  That shit still pisses me off to this day - on top of all the murdering and raping that has gone on there over the years, and the way so much of their fanbase acts morally superior to everyone else in spite of these events.  Good riddance.

This the my Gold Standard of fuck jobs when someone says “worst ever!”

I can’t even bring myself to repeat the details of the play.

I planted a wooden stool into the sheet rock wall of my law school apartment.
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34-13 Texas
 
mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.
defense gives up one blown Pass TD.
If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.
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5 hours ago, Dr.Dre said:
34-13 Texas
 
mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.
defense gives up one blown Pass TD.

If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.

Nonsense.

Just win. 

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, Dr.Dre said:
34-13 Texas
 
mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.
defense gives up one blown Pass TD.

If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.

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I can believe there will be lots of B12 refuckery throughout the game, that’s why we have to channel DKR and PLAY ANGRY, and pound their clitori into the turf, and flush the bowl into the Brazos on the way way out. Hope the stormtrooper whites come back with rapist blood on them. 
 

JUST WIN BABY!

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20 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

One thing is for sure- Baylor won’t get called for holding and they’ll get every single call/spot on Saturday.

This will be a great week to see if the Big 12 fuckery is truly on the table because Baylor's OL is one of the most penalized in college football. Holding and false starts have been a major issue for their offense 

 

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Nonsense.
Just win. 
Washington beat Mich State 47-10

Oh, and the Fuckeyes beat western Kentucky 61-3.

Yes it was directional Kentucky, but this will be the worst Rapelor team we've faced in a loooong time, and style points may count when all is said and done and 3-4 teams have the same exact record.
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5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm thinking the strategy from Baylor is going to be very similar to Wyoming if Shapen doesn't play. 

 

I’d expect to see that strategy from most teams we play. Ball control, keep away, shorten the game with the new clock rules and limit our possessions as much as possible. OU may be the only team that doesn’t deploy that strategy against us. 

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