Game Week Thread Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor

[bbq chips 10]

Maybe they can keep it kind of close by running the clock to near-zero each time they have it on offense, but all signs point to us kicking the shit out of them.

 

 

[BurgleBro 986]

Zero excuse for us not putting them in their place and stomping them.  Not necessarily blow out Lincoln Riley type score but the offense needs to show early they can handle business against this team. 

 

Play with the food type appearance in this one will bode ominously. 

[Scholz 12,306]

Every Rig XII game is going to be tight this year.  Refs will make sure of it.

[DreadHead 135]

Wrap this up by halftime and then have Maalik put a bow on it. Of course, I thought that would happen against Wyoming, so what do I know? 

Edited September 19, 2023 by DreadHead
Error

[gmr548 16,701]

Heard a draft commentator saying guys like Worthy and Ewers have enough highlights on tape to get drafted high even if they aren’t consistent. NFL coaches will see the ceiling and bet on themselves to coach the consistency in

Worthy and Ewers have both already shown getting the bag is a priority. They will be gone.

Also with Ewers specifically, if he doesn’t have a reasonably high draft grade that entices him to leave this year, that probably means this season went south, he didn’t play well, and Texas may want to move on anyway.

[DaysOff 8,209]

• Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store

• Don't want women to have pepper spray

Big titty baylor girl stealing coors light.jpeg

[mwaadeeb 1,364]

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

I don't think he was the fastest guy in his draft class lol. Chris Johnson was in that draft and ran like a 4.2 while also having elite quickness. Worthy is fast as fuck and has elite quickness, it's a good comparison in my opinion. 

I don't see Worthy running below 4.35 -- he doesn't seem to pull away like that -- but he'd win any 20 yard dash.

[Rimbo 27,027]

28 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Every Rig XII game is going to be tight this year.  Refs will make sure of it.

[bbq chips 10]

20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Big titty baylor girl stealing coors light.jpeg

best part of this broken insert

[BornOrange 1,441]

22 hours ago, Fud said:

ESPN's efficiency metric is interesting because it isolates only plays from this current season, instead of using recruiting/transfer data and previous seasons' results like SP+/FPI/FEI; the former is more interesting for seeing how teams are actually performing this year (albeit in a small sample size and noisy set), while the ladder is more useful for gambling 

Surprised the grammar Nazis haven't attacked this one yet.

Ladders are useful for climbing.

 

[Dennis Taylor 19,356]

Don't know if already posted but check out the prices for GA tickets to Baylor home games

Texas $100

Tech. $50

Cougar Hi $25

WVU. $10

 

 

[6th Street 6,692]

Maybe they can fill it every 4 years when Coach Prime comes to town. If he's still at CU

[Horn Dogg 4,297]

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Who gives a shit.  Let’s Freddy Krueger up their dreams.

[Snake Diggity 4,714]

I’m Going to this game, it’ll be my first ever experience watching Texas on the road.  Any recs on where to pre-game?

[BERT 4,498]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Big titty baylor girl stealing coors light.jpeg

[High Plains Drifter 11,189]

 

I can honestly say I hate Rapylor more than any other football team. I hate their lame ass color scheme, I hate their city and their corrupt PD, I hate their faux christian bullshit, I hate their fair weather fans, I hate rape and rape enablers, I hate fArt Briles, I hate Ken Starr, I hate I hate hate hate

 

Mudhole those fucks, break them, hang 50 on them in the first half, then let the scrubs curb stomp them in the second half and hang another 50 on them.

 

I want the entire world to wake up Sunday morning and read about the historic ass beating that happened in that shithole city on Saturday, Sept 23. The beat down should be so bad and infamous that goat herders in Tunisia and fishermen in Micronesia talk about it for generations to come. The Taliban, Russian war criminals, and professional torturers should be appalled at the lack of mercy we will show those raping fucks. After we get the hell out, God should open a sink hole and swallow the entire city just to save them from living in the shame of that game.

 

 

 

[BERT 4,498]

9 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I can honestly say I hate Rapylor more than any other football team. I hate their lame ass color scheme, I hate their city and their corrupt PD, I hate their faux christian bullshit, I hate their fair weather fans, I hate rape and rape enablers, I hate fArt Briles, I hate Ken Starr, I hate I hate hate hate

 

Mudhole those fucks, break them, hang 50 on them in the first half, then let the scrubs curb stomp them in the second half and hang another 50 on them.

 

I want the entire world to wake up Sunday morning and read about the historic ass beating that happened in that shithole city on Saturday, Sept 23. The beat down should be so bad and infamous that goat herders in Tunisia and fishermen in Micronesia talk about it for generations to come. The Taliban, Russian war criminals, and professional torturers should be appalled at the lack of mercy we will show those raping fucks. After we get the hell out, God should open a sink hole and swallow the entire city just to save them from living in the shame of that game.

 

 

 

[Hookem2147 22,033]

 

[msucolt45 4,230]

Thank god we don’t have a coaching staff who will trot out Kai Money on important drives anymore. 

I will add to the thread that Kai Money does possess a “T Ring” for his time on the 40! I don’t have one, as well as a vast majority of Surly.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4,230]

I do understand the reasoning of your post BO&W, just saying.

Hook’em!!!

[Horn Dogg 4,297]

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

I’m Going to this game, it’ll be my first ever experience watching Texas on the road.  Any recs on where to pre-game?

The titty bar!

[Red Five 41,738]

37 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I do understand the reasoning of your post BO&W, just saying.

Hook’em!!!

It's what happens anytime a walk-on is good enough to get PT. 

Speaking of which, Jett Bush has been playing pretty well. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,963]

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby/ Gerry pointed out that despite the shitty completion percentage he is still averaging nearly 8 yards per attempt - Baylor takes a shit-ton of deep shots. Our Safeties need to be ready because Baylor is going to test them deep. 

This hits close to home. I tested South Austin's mom deep last night.

[UnhappilyMarried 842]

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

I’m Going to this game, it’ll be my first ever experience watching Texas on the road.  Any recs on where to pre-game?

Park downtown on the other side of the highway. Plenty of free parking. A handful of sports bars over there to watch the 2:30 games. It’s a 25 min walk to the stadium, there’s a shuttle if you’d rather 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

On 9/17/2023 at 11:52 AM, dcar00 said:

well, fuck that means he will play and wear a knee brace.

Kill him...

[South Austin 53,227]

2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I’m Going to this game, it’ll be my first ever experience watching Texas on the road.  Any recs on where to pre-game?

Austin.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,603]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I can honestly say I hate Rapylor more than any other football team. I hate their lame ass color scheme, I hate their city and their corrupt PD, I hate their faux christian bullshit, I hate their fair weather fans, I hate rape and rape enablers, I hate fArt Briles, I hate Ken Starr, I hate I hate hate hate

 

Mudhole those fucks, break them, hang 50 on them in the first half, then let the scrubs curb stomp them in the second half and hang another 50 on them.

 

I want the entire world to wake up Sunday morning and read about the historic ass beating that happened in that shithole city on Saturday, Sept 23. The beat down should be so bad and infamous that goat herders in Tunisia and fishermen in Micronesia talk about it for generations to come. The Taliban, Russian war criminals, and professional torturers should be appalled at the lack of mercy we will show those raping fucks. After we get the hell out, God should open a sink hole and swallow the entire city just to save them from living in the shame of that game.

 

 

 

[txduck87 1,021]

 
I literally don't give a shit what Baylor thinks about playing us; I want to mercilessly stomp the shit out of them for the Teaff game rip-off, levels of rape that would make Bill Cosby blush, and the Branch Davidian/ATF bullshit, which I'm absolutely certain is Baylor's fault, both for creating a cult based on child rape and for the FBI fuckups. I want them to lose because I hate yellow and green. I hate their school, their shitty fake Christian church denomination, their players, their students, their admin, their town, their stadium, their conference. Fuck Baylor, fuck Waco, let's beat them 72-0... in the first quarter. And then keep the starters in.
all gas, no brakes, fuck Baylor

So I’m guessing you don’t watch Fixer Upper?

[msucolt45 4,230]

Park downtown on the other side of the highway. Plenty of free parking. A handful of sports bars over there to watch the 2:30 games. It’s a 25 min walk to the stadium, there’s a shuttle if you’d rather 

If you get there early enough, Chip and Joanna’s “Magnolia Square” is just West of 35 and the Baylor campus. Short walk after eating an early brunch/lunch and buying shiplap type “creative” things, according to my wife! Last trip to the UT @ Baylor game, she insisted that we took my truck, just in case she saw a “larger” item in the touristy area. So I asked her who’d be watching our truck while we’re at the game - so I won!

The only thing North of the river is the Bidet on the Brazos and a Track & Field complex.

Hook’em!!!

[Rimbo 27,027]

4 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

So I’m guessing you don’t watch Fixer Upper?

I don't even know what that is.

[msucolt45 4,230]

If like history and have an extra hour, the Texas Ranger Museum is just on the North side of campus, but South of the Brazos (East side of 35).

Hook’em!!!

[ztejas 44,227]

Just a reminder that Baylor went 2-5 against Strong and Herman including losing to a 5-7 Texas team in back to back seasons. In fact, the one team that beat Strong, the team that would go on to record the highest poll finish in Baylor history, didn't record an offensive touchdown in the first half of that game. Year over year they kind of do a shitty job at getting up to play us. The last time a top 5 Texas team went into Waco Baylor was down 40 points at halftime. 

So, you know, we'll see what happens I guess. 

Oh - their B12 winning team from 2021 was also down 21-17 at home going into the 4th quarter against yet another 5-7 Texas team. 

Edited September 20, 2023 by ztejas

[HOOKEM4 5,176]

Nvmd

Edited September 20, 2023 by HOOKEM4
ousux

[Horn Dogg 4,297]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Sorry if I missed it but is this game only on fubo tv? I am fine with that because I have fubo for the Astros games just wondering for my FIL.

It’s on the Branch Davidian Network as well.

[HOOKEM4 5,176]

14 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

It’s on the Branch Davidian Network as well.

Google says fubo when you click the game but espn says ABC. You're right though, Baylor website does say Branch Davidian BBQ network.

Edited September 20, 2023 by HOOKEM4

[texifornia 59,017]

 

[runthebone 8,377]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Maybe Baylor is using a Serbian URL because that's where they hide their assets from rape victims.

[kwood4408 768]

[/url]  

Weird hashtag

[Rimbo 27,027]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I hate their city and their corrupt PD,

Well-written, and I totally forgot to add this one, but that's because the city I live in has perfectly corrupt PD all its own. Even LAPD think SDPD are assholes.

[Horn Dogg 4,297]

50 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Google says fubo when you click the game but espn says ABC. You're right though, Baylor website does say Branch Davidian BBQ network.

WhatACOkout

 

[ousux 5,639]

Weird hashtag

Maybe they're being courteous by allowing the rape victim to be on top?

[WinningIsHard 4,171]

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This hits close to home. I tested South Austin's mom deep last night.

[El Squared 1,852]

22 hours ago, Bevoette said:

He's a fucking butthole  

I would call him a fucking hoe, some of his Texas hate is endogenous, some paid for.

[ITHorn 919]

Baylor trying to charge 175 + fees for upper level seats is an amusing money grab. Going this weekend and will buy third party. Would rather give my money to an institution with good morals like a ticket broking conglomerate. 

[Enchubben 5,600]

I’m going and using a Baylor grads season tickets, some of which won’t get used. It’s not so desired that people are going out of their way or changing weekend plans. 

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

On 9/18/2023 at 10:56 PM, 6th Street said:

If that's the case, Neyor probably isn't even the first guy off the bench when Worthy or Mitchell need a breather.  Hope he sticks around 

Going by the most recent depth chart, Neyor is behind* Casey Cain. Neyor has only seen action in one game this season iirc, so I wonder if Sark is planning on giving him a redshirt and hope he stays for 2024 and doesn't transfer/put his name in the draft.

 

*yes, I see the -or- but name placement matters and Cain is above Neyor. Chart also has Murphy -or- Manning and we already know Murphy is second string w/ Manning third string.

[Atticus 4,216]

Put his name in the draft to do what? He needs to get and stay healthy and show what made him special next year to have a chance to get drafted. 

If he is impatient, he can leave, then we’ll bring in whatever high quality WR transfer we can land. Lots of opportunity to sell. 
 

He has a major opportunity here if he sticks around next year. 

[Longhornlove 5,211]

15 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I’m Going to this game, it’ll be my first ever experience watching Texas on the road.  Any recs on where to pre-game?

Every time I go to Waco I try to stop by Georges and get some crazy wings.

[irishtexan 11,712]

13 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

If you get there early enough, Chip and Joanna’s “Magnolia Square” is just West of 35 and the Baylor campus.

You can pick up a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign for your kitchen and "It's Wine O'Clock Somewhere" sign for your bar! Just be sure to get there early. They go fast. 

[ztejas 44,227]

9 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

put his name in the draft

Lol wut