Weirdly asexual looking 1980's teen actor grew up to be a pedo

[TexArcher 38,020]

EXCLUSIVE: Real Genius star Gabriel Jarret, 53, is caught 'sending sexually explicit messages to who he thought was a 13-year-old girl' in a pedophile sting set up by a 'Creep Catcher Unit'

EXCLUSIVE: Real Genius star Gabriel Jarret, 53, is caught 'sending sexually explicit messages to who he thought was a 13-year-old girl' in a pedophile sting set up by a 'Creep Catcher Unit' | Daily Mail Online

 

 

(How many of you guessed it from the thread title?)

[Rimbo 26,050]

 

oh no wait THIS is the right quote for THIS thread...

 

[mdmost 43,018]

No wonder he turned down Sherry Nigul.

[South Austin 52,563]

Twenty points higher than me? Thinks he can hook up with 13-year-olds?

Edited September 17, 2023 by South Austin

[Celery Man 20,995]

[Buzzrock 14,936]

I bet he rues the day.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

It’s because his mother sewed license plates into his underwear 

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

I bet he rues the day.

[bschoolprof 6,271]

Lazlo was my #1 pick to be a pedo, but Mitch Taylor doesn't shock me either.  

[Sawbonz 27,583]

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I bet he rues the day.

Who talks like that?

[Nivek 16,976]

Lazlo was my #1 pick to be a pedo, but Mitch Taylor doesn't shock me either.  

Why?

[Rimbo 26,050]

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Why?

I dunno, man. He just... looks wrong

[Sawbonz 27,583]

3 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Lazlo was my #1 pick to be a pedo, but Mitch Taylor doesn't shock me either.  

[Surly Bevo 25,135]

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Why?

 

Probably his limp wristed throwing style coupled with some mental illness

[Biff Tannen 45,710]

I’m happy this just gets to turn into a Real Genius quote thread. 
 

I was hot and I was hungry!

[Celery Man 20,995]

My favorite Real Genius quote to use when appropriate is “put simply, in deference to <person name>”

[Surly Bevo 25,135]

I’ve used “Rue the day” in the Kent role a few times when in settings with new people. If I get “Rue the day? Who talks like that?” back from anybody they get my attention. 

[Rimbo 26,050]

"Stop playing with yourself!"

It is God...

[henrygandorf 29,194]

you rented my room?  

[Biff Tannen 45,710]

Oh Kent that is so unfair!  And we were going to make you king of the winter carnival. 

[YGIFS 19,452]

So that's why Mitch kept going into the closet.

[mdleast 8,298]

At one point I had this t-shirt so this hits close to home

[ohchaucer 1,443]

What meltdown, Kent?

[South Austin 52,563]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh Kent that is so unfair!  And we were going to make you king of the winter carnival. 

[Deej 76,897]

So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.

Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Not right now.

A girl's gotta have her standards.

[closetohumping 17,456]

What about that time we found you naked with that bowl of jello

[Biff Tannen 45,710]

Do you run?

Only when chased.

[South Austin 52,563]

Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

She happens to be my daughter.

Oh, then I guess you have.

[huge 3,795]

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

At one point I had this t-shirt so this hits close to home

I've surfed in Nicaragua.  I need that shirt!

[yoladu 4,094]

my favorite quote that goes a bit under the radar...

 

Professor Hathaway:
you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

Chris Knight:
I got a haircut?

Edited September 18, 2023 by yoladu

[Biff Tannen 45,710]

Why is that toy on your head?

Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes 

[Deej 76,897]

It was forever before I realized the actress who played Jordan was Judy in Revenge of the Nerds. 

[South Austin 52,563]

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

It was forever before I realized the actress who played Jordan was Judy in Revenge of the Nerds. 

 

[Macanudo 13,007]

“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”

[South Austin 52,563]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”

I love that one.

[Biff Tannen 45,710]

Mitch : You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...

Chris Knight : Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Mitch: No…

Chris Knight : Why am I the only person who has that dream?

[bschoolprof 6,271]

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What about that time we found you naked with that bowl of jello

Look it was hot and I was hungry ok?

[YGIFS 19,452]

This is coherent light.

"Oh, so it talks?" 

 

Also, just saw a photo of modern day Gabriel Jarrett (Mitch).  He looks Joey Fatone got Hep-C.  

[Rimbo 26,050]

AHHHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! runs away

the rest of the students, unperturbed, shift to take the upgraded seats

[ScottS 1,073]

12 hours ago, huge said:

I've surfed in Nicaragua.  I need that shirt!

You can probably find it elsewhere for cheaper, but here you go.

https://www.super70ssportsstore.com/collections/movies/products/surf-nicaragua-tee

[bschoolprof 6,271]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

[dcbc 14,507]

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

AHHHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! runs away

the rest of the students, unperturbed, shift to take the upgraded seats

Came to post this.  Common joke among a few of us in my office.

[South Austin 52,563]

20 hours ago, yoladu said:

my favorite quote that goes a bit under the radar...

 

Professor Hathaway:
you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

Chris Knight:
I got a haircut?

Also a good one between these two characters:

I want to see more of you around the lab.

Fine.  I'll gain weight.

[South Austin 52,563]

Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

[Biff Tannen 45,710]

It’s a laser beam bozo! 

[utee94 15,852]

This movie was both the cause of, and solution to, all of my problems and challenges as an electrical engineering student at UT.

[TexasHooch 5,136]

I only clicked on this thread to confirm that I knew exactly who was being referenced, just by the title.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,100]

On 9/17/2023 at 9:41 PM, Surly Bevo said:

 

Probably his limp wristed throwing style coupled with some mental illness

I believe you have mistaken Lazlo for Lamar.

[bschoolprof 6,271]

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

I've used versions of this with grad students when I tell them to take a step back and get some perspective.  They don't get it.  

[mdmost 43,018]

I passed! But I failed! Yeah!

Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.