Ole piss at bama

[ztejas 43452]

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I told my wife and daughter that college football all day on Saturday’s is non-negotiable, so now they’ll just have to deal with me watching on my phone periodically at the grocery store, and during soccer, at the pharmacy, the park, ballet, or anywhere else I damn well please.

I think my experience is colored a bit differently because I always watched Texas with my dad growing up - and he doesn't have any daughters. He and my mom got divorced when I was young and he was single for some years and we'd go to Texas games together. Regardless of the custody schedule - Texas home game = dad's house. Then he married my stepmom who loves sports and tolerates it to a high degree. They had two boys that played everything in the book. Even still when I go over there we've always got some sporting event on TV.

It depends on the spouse. And anyway, the point was that most of that shit I can live without.

[Biff Tannen 45687]

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Those who know know that my wife and I wrote the Fuck Yeah Texas Baseball blog for a little while. She lives and breathes sports right along with me. Sorry you couldn’t find that in your life. 

I too got lucky here.  Well, I found it and knew that it was a rare quality and I made sure I didn't fuck it up.  Believe me, I have tried though.

[ztejas 43452]

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

We talk a lot of shit on here. Troll. Whatever. At the end of the day we are all brothers. So let me be serious with you for a minute.......You are never going to run your household bro. Some woman will nag you into submission, and being a dude, you simply cannot withstand that brutal onslaught. That's how we all got here bro. We were once delusional too, thinking we would be kings. Nay!!

Oh, Christ, man. I get it. I'm not mentally disabled and I'm not a virgin. 

Anyway - glad we could derail the Bama/Ole Miss thread for everyone. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

This thread took a weird turn

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

But I AM getting my dick sucked though....so there is that.

Ah, so THAT'S what kind of a cocksucker @ztejas is.

[ztejas 43452]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

This thread took a weird turn

I do Bar Mitzvahs.

[naija 2854]

wonder what the Ole Miss on opinion is on Kiffin. Some of them have to be wondering if they can do better.... while nervously coming to the conclusion that they can't

Edited September 23, 2023 by naija

[Thatguy 8699]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This thread took a weird turn

You been around long enough to know it always turns into hookers and blow.

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 minute ago, naija said:

wonder what the Ole Miss on opinion is on Kiffin. Some of them have to be wondering if they can do better.... while nervously coming to the conclusion that they can't

That is called the Ferentz Realization 

[ztejas 43452]

1 minute ago, naija said:

wonder what the Ole Miss on opinion is on Kiffin. Some of them have to be wondering if they can do better.... while nervously coming to the conclusion that they can't

I think he's a good fit. I think they're a pretty good football team this season but Bama's a bit better. He's the type of guy that could flirt with a conference title if he could get a transcendent QB on campus imo. 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

But I AM getting my dick sucked though....so there is that.

 

[Js1 85339]

4 minutes ago, naija said:

wonder what the Ole Miss on opinion is on Kiffin. Some of them have to be wondering if they can do better.... while nervously coming to the conclusion that they can't

They seem a bit tired of starting 3-0 and getting blasted by Bama every year 

[Deej 76796]

27 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

That’s called “The Jimbo”.

I thought "The Jimbo" was when you stand by and watch while your team gets fucked hard?

[sith_horn 2394]

1 hour ago, The Dude said:

1 hour ago, nnm said:

So, is Bama good again, or not?  Gotta keep the scorecard straight heading into aggy. 

Only Paul Finebaum can know for sure

[Braff Zacklin 13575]

12 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

But I AM getting my dick sucked though....so there is that.

What's his name?

[Deej 76796]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

What's his name?

Billy Liucci.

[Biff Tannen 45687]

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not mentally disabled and I'm not a virgin. 

[Thatguy 8699]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Liucci.

Thems fightin words!!!!

[Braff Zacklin 13575]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Thems fightin words!!!!

And for god's sake, take some pride in your appearance. It's a great handle. I could swear you used to have an avatar for it. Here ya go, my brother.

 

[Radical Larry 28621]

I thought "The Jimbo" was when you stand by and watch while your team gets fucked hard?

For $95 million fully guaranteed you get multiple versions

[Deej 76796]

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Thems fightin words!!!!

"Glory, glory hole-allujah..."

[Thatguy 8699]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

And for god's sake, take some pride in your appearance. It's a great handle. I could swear you used to have an avatar for it. Here ya go, my brother.

 

Lol.

[johnny utah 68]

Not sure what’s happening but we were on the Quad again today and stayed into the fourth quarter.   I practically had to carry my wife to the car.  She is now wearing a Texas T-shirt waiting for kickoff. I married well.

[Thatguy 8699]

5 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

And for god's sake, take some pride in your appearance. It's a great handle. I could swear you used to have an avatar for it. Here ya go, my brother.

 

done!

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

35 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

We talk a lot of shit on here. Troll. Whatever. At the end of the day we are all brothers. So let me be serious with you for a minute.......You are never going to run your household bro. Some woman will nag you into submission, and being a dude, you simply cannot withstand that brutal onslaught. That's how we all got here bro. We were once delusional too, thinking we would be kings. Nay!!

Maybe it's because my marriage is new, but I don't understand this problem. If I say I want to watch Texas, my wife says cool and does her own thing. And I'm not on any swaggering, macho bullshit. It's called being separate people and respecting each other's interests. 

[Stunns38 3460]

Maybe it's because my marriage is new, but I don't understand this problem. If I say I want to watch Texas, my wife says cool and does her own thing. And I'm not on any swaggering, macho bullshit. It's called being separate people and respecting each other's interests. 

Many women don’t seem to understand this simple concept of being separate people.

[Sawbonz 27562]

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They seem a bit tired of starting 3-0 and getting blasted by Bama every year 

They could mix it up and schedule some real opponents for the early season games

[Thatguy 8699]

6 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

That’s how it is before kids.  

I do watch the Texas game every week, but, “Daddy can’t do errands today or take you to ___,  because he really wants to watch Alabama vs. Tennessee before the Texas game” doesn’t go over really well.  

[Brothahorn 10087]

34 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Maybe it's because my marriage is new, but I don't understand this problem. If I say I want to watch Texas, my wife says cool and does her own thing. And I'm not on any swaggering, macho bullshit. It's called being separate people and respecting each other's interests. 

 

She's saving it for later on. Trust me. And when she cashes in her chips, you will be a good husband and acquiesce. 

 

And that's not a bad thing. It's just what husbands do.

[Brothahorn 10087]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

I told my wife and daughter that college football all day on Saturday’s is non-negotiable, so now they’ll just have to deal with me watching on my phone periodically at the grocery store, and during soccer, at the pharmacy, the park, ballet, or anywhere else I damn well please.

WHISTESPORTS

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by Brothahorn

[Homesickhorn 2202]

tranny ole piss cheerleader for the win. Fuck bama.
 

You’re a fucking clown.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

And calling us Ole Piss makes you sound like a fucking aggy hayseed.

[utexas8 1437]

Alabama has 3 QBs that are terrible. How does that happen?

I asked myself the same thing for years here

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

Not sure how Saban looked around and found a worse OC that BOB but he has. Rees was bad at ND and worse at Bama. I suspect he’s gonna clean house this year and get back to being dominant.

[Rockethorn1978 6078]

6 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

And calling us Ole Piss makes you sound like a fucking aggy hayseed.

Lulz go wash the sand out of your vag. If it’s that big of a deal then quit calling them aggy and call them Aggie since you’re so above it. And it’s not my fault you guys roll out dudes for cheerleaders like ousucks does. Oh wait I meant OU. Don’t want to be a hayseed.

[Horn Dogg 3897]

15 hours ago, Thatguy said:

We talk a lot of shit on here. Troll. Whatever. At the end of the day we are all brothers. So let me be serious with you for a minute.......You are never going to run your household bro. Some woman will nag you into submission, and being a dude, you simply cannot withstand that brutal onslaught. That's how we all got here bro. We were once delusional too, thinking we would be kings. Nay!!

Women marry men thinking they will change over time

Men marry women thinking they won’t change over time.

 

[Horn Dogg 3897]

15 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Maybe it's because my marriage is new, but I don't understand this problem. If I say I want to watch Texas, my wife says cool and does her own thing. And I'm not on any swaggering, macho bullshit. It's called being separate people and respecting each other's interests. 

Like others have said - just wait until you have kids and/or she turns 40.  

[B00M 6416]

6 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

And calling us Ole Piss makes you sound like a fucking aggy hayseed.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Not sure how Saban looked around and found a worse OC that BOB but he has. Rees was bad at ND and worse at Bama. I suspect he’s gonna clean house this year and get back to being dominant.

Where “being dominant” means “looking up at Texas and maybe Georgia until he retires,” sure. 

[Texasrocks 2134]

16 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not mentally disabled and I'm not a virgin. 

This would make a great aggy recruiting thread title.