Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Pancho 46330]

Leggo

[Surly Bevo 25754]

The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid

 

[thunderlounge 8416]

 

[bborange 10400]

[BigHorn'13 3494]

 

[Dark Horse 2430]

Baxter is playing tonight per Sark

[Jersey Man10 3801]

[CashMcCoy 3415]

[Herpa Derpa 6344]

[NWAustinDude 2266]

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1714]

FUCK Baylor 

[Damor 1246]

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

[MissingInAction 25559]

[LTtxfan 50007]

[CashMcCoy 3415]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Fuck Coach Briles

[Sgt Hulk 14461]

We gotta score more than 37 already. Leggooo

[TexasEx 1697]

Been a lot of bad football today. Hoping we play a clean game and whip their ass. 

[MissingInAction 25559]

The refs will fuck us out of points but it won't matter.

[thunderlounge 8416]

[texifornia 59017]

Blackwell out warming up too

[YGIFS 19458]

Recruit (opens door, flips light switch), "Wow, this must be the video room.  Look at all those metal canisters.  I'll be spending a lot of time in here I bet."

Baylor Coach (flips light switch, closes door), "Nope son.  Our game film is all digital these days down the hall.  C'mon, I'll show you."

Recruit, "If it's not game tape, what's in all those containers Coach?"  

Baylor Coach, "Untested rape kits.  You wanna talk cold cases or you wanna win ball games?"  

Fuck that whole program, fuck coach worship, fuck their backwards ass way of life.  As of tomorrow, they never existed.   

[Waterboarder 343]

[Biff Tannen 46169]

30 minutes ago, Damor said:

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where's the Tylenol?

[SKA the boss 729]

Time to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[Bevo&Pevo 5520]

[DalTxHornFan 3130]

Just listened to CDC interview with Craig Way on the Texassports internet broadcast.  He talked about how great the game day experience was last week, but didn't say a damn thing about muzzling or firing Bob Cole.  Disappointing.

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

"Go out and show em' what the fuck we've been trained to do"

 

[Vito Andolini 9453]

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

[InkaUtexas 26903]

Fuck Baylor. 

[zlavydra 2142]

Sick keyboard solo.

[AnTiM 1695]

No thanks to the websites still showing ESPN for the telecast.   And screw Baylor

[Horn80 6361]

Texas

[InkaUtexas 26903]

FIGHT!!!!!!

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Shapen is fully dressed and throwing 

[tejas60 3563]

It don't make a fuck

[Surly Bevo 25754]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Shapen is fully dressed and throwing 

Maybe he gives it a go, but I also remember Ewers doing that for a couple of weeks before games he sat last year.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

Is it too much to ask for a game to be decided by the half? That’s all I ask for. 

[Biff Tannen 46169]

[ztejas 44233]

We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

[Newy25 7919]

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

[Hank_Hill 20054]

No consent

[Biff Tannen 46169]

Just now, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

I was so confused

[Bevo&Pevo 5520]

Just now, ztejas said:

We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

THIS. IS. THE. WAY.

[Zharkov 295]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

That shit was fucking awful 

[Sgt Hulk 14461]

Just once. Texas comes out and doesn’t play down to an inferior opponent and skull fucks the absolute shit out of them 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Horns 38-27. Hope it's a bit cooler in North Texas. It's fucking 95 outside - feels like 98. 

[TornACL 7792]

25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Dressed for their own funeral. Fuck them.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

Fuck the rapists. Crush them

[beer 3294]

Ok I'm here we can get started now.

[Bevo&Pevo 5520]

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Black out will help hide all the bruises and runny mascara.