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This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

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Recruit (opens door, flips light switch), "Wow, this must be the video room.  Look at all those metal canisters.  I'll be spending a lot of time in here I bet."

Baylor Coach (flips light switch, closes door), "Nope son.  Our game film is all digital these days down the hall.  C'mon, I'll show you."

Recruit, "If it's not game tape, what's in all those containers Coach?"  

Baylor Coach, "Untested rape kits.  You wanna talk cold cases or you wanna win ball games?"  

Fuck that whole program, fuck coach worship, fuck their backwards ass way of life.  As of tomorrow, they never existed.   

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30 minutes ago, Damor said:

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

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Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where's the Tylenol?

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Just listened to CDC interview with Craig Way on the Texassports internet broadcast.  He talked about how great the game day experience was last week, but didn't say a damn thing about muzzling or firing Bob Cole.  Disappointing.

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We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

THIS. IS. THE. WAY.

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

That shit was fucking awful 

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25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Dressed for their own funeral. Fuck them.

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26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Black out will help hide all the bruises and runny mascara. 

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