Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Pancho 44,694]

Leggo

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid

 

[thunderlounge 7,813]

 

[bborange 10,044]

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

 

[Dark Horse 2,279]

Baxter is playing tonight per Sark

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

[Herpa Derpa 6,123]

[NWAustinDude 2,252]

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1,566]

FUCK Baylor 

[Damor 1,236]

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

[MissingInAction 25,005]

[LTtxfan 49,142]

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Fuck Coach Briles

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

We gotta score more than 37 already. Leggooo

[TexasEx 1,667]

Been a lot of bad football today. Hoping we play a clean game and whip their ass. 

[MissingInAction 25,005]

The refs will fuck us out of points but it won't matter.

[thunderlounge 7,813]

[texifornia 56,861]

Blackwell out warming up too

[YGIFS 19,449]

Recruit (opens door, flips light switch), "Wow, this must be the video room.  Look at all those metal canisters.  I'll be spending a lot of time in here I bet."

Baylor Coach (flips light switch, closes door), "Nope son.  Our game film is all digital these days down the hall.  C'mon, I'll show you."

Recruit, "If it's not game tape, what's in all those containers Coach?"  

Baylor Coach, "Untested rape kits.  You wanna talk cold cases or you wanna win ball games?"  

Fuck that whole program, fuck coach worship, fuck their backwards ass way of life.  As of tomorrow, they never existed.   

[Waterboarder 343]

[Biff Tannen 45,664]

30 minutes ago, Damor said:

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where's the Tylenol?

[SKA the boss 729]

Time to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,120]

[DalTxHornFan 3,097]

Just listened to CDC interview with Craig Way on the Texassports internet broadcast.  He talked about how great the game day experience was last week, but didn't say a damn thing about muzzling or firing Bob Cole.  Disappointing.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,198]

"Go out and show em' what the fuck we've been trained to do"

 

[Vito Andolini 9,124]

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

[InkaUtexas 25,857]

Fuck Baylor. 

[zlavydra 2,119]

Sick keyboard solo.

[AnTiM 1,666]

No thanks to the websites still showing ESPN for the telecast.   And screw Baylor

[Horn80 6,114]

Texas

[InkaUtexas 25,857]

FIGHT!!!!!!

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

Shapen is fully dressed and throwing 

[tejas60 3,532]

It don't make a fuck

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Shapen is fully dressed and throwing 

Maybe he gives it a go, but I also remember Ewers doing that for a couple of weeks before games he sat last year.

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

Is it too much to ask for a game to be decided by the half? That’s all I ask for. 

[Biff Tannen 45,664]

[ztejas 43,411]

We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

[Newy25 7,668]

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

[Hank_Hill 18,789]

No consent

[Biff Tannen 45,664]

Just now, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

I was so confused

[Bevo&Pevo 5,120]

Just now, ztejas said:

We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

THIS. IS. THE. WAY.

[Zharkov 288]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

That shit was fucking awful 

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Just once. Texas comes out and doesn’t play down to an inferior opponent and skull fucks the absolute shit out of them 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

Horns 38-27. Hope it's a bit cooler in North Texas. It's fucking 95 outside - feels like 98. 

[TornACL 7,698]

25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Dressed for their own funeral. Fuck them.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

Fuck the rapists. Crush them

[beer 3,220]

Ok I'm here we can get started now.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,120]

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Black out will help hide all the bruises and runny mascara.