Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

uh that seriously cant be fucking safe....

 

like thats a massive fucking liability move there Baylor

No such thing in Waco. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

We let 5-10 year old kids do that about 20 minutes before a game....

[Horn Dogg 3,874]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Is there a dumber “tradition” than the Baylor high school line run. Good lord.

It’s good practice in case they ever need to escape a burning compound.

[Deej 76,755]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

uh that seriously cant be fucking safe....

 

like thats a massive fucking liability move there Baylor

Past history shows Baylor gives zero fucks about liability.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Imagine having to run 100 yards to watch Baylor football

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn. We're gonna have to deal with these fucking retarded Heisman commercials. God these are always so fucking cringe. Take a hint, Nissan. Now one, and I mean NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON wants to see these. Ever. 

Baker Mayfield needs a job

[Horn Dogg 3,874]

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

fucking homer ou announcer

The only player I’ve ever seen get a medical redshirt for alcoholism

[Horn80 6,114]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Bunch of kids got run over by runners

It’s good for them.

[Js1 85,277]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Holy fucking shit start the game already 

Games are shorter except they somehow all start 15-20 min later 

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

That was a herd of people.

Fatties...

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn. We're gonna have to deal with these fucking retarded Heisman commercials. God these are always so fucking cringe. Take a hint, Nissan. No one, and I mean NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON wants to see these. Ever. 

Daily affirmations with RGIII doesn't make you want to buy a Nissan????

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

I’m convinced these Dr Pepper fansville commercials are based off surly posters.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Hook ‘em motherfuckers. Let’s send these baptists cunts straight to hell.

[theaveragejon 988]

We in this bitch! 🤘

[Deej 76,755]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn. We're gonna have to deal with these fucking retarded Heisman commercials. God these are always so fucking cringe. Take a hint, Nissan. Now one, and I mean NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON wants to see these. Ever. 

I'm waiting for the Heisman House commercial where they find Johnny Football dead of an overdose in an upstairs bathroom. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Thank Christ this is possibly the last time we ever have to face these fucks 

[Modessit 5,598]

I'm ready to beat their ass down.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,323]

Fuck Baylor.

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

Abc “when we say 6:30 we mean 7:00”

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Baker Mayfield needs a job

Unfortunately he's the starting QB for my Bucs. I have to deal with that shit 

[ztejas 43,411]

Just now, theaveragejon said:

We in this bitch! 🤘

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

i guess there is one silver lining to Sawyer being the QB

 

 

we dont get the 7th straight year of how the Baylor QB was a legacy Longhorn and mean old Texas wouldnt give him a scholly offer.  

[Thatguy 8,679]

  Lets get it!!

[Deej 76,755]

Just now, theaveragejon said:

We in this bitch!

"I'll take 'Things Baylor Football Players Say' for $500."

[Laxtonto 12,078]

Who thought the train motif was a good idea with Baylor?

[Modessit 5,598]

I'm waiting for the Heisman House commercial where they find Johnny Football dead of an overdose in an upstairs bathroom. 

888

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I'm waiting for the Heisman House commercial where they find Johnny Football dead of an overdose in an upstairs bathroom. 

Needle in arm and everything lol 

[The Dude 1,244]

I think Dave Aranda might be a serial killer

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

“Surface of Mars” hot on the field…

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

Go Horns Go !!!

[ousux 5,597]

Almost missed this, I always ignore the eleventeen million stickie threads

[ztejas 43,411]

I hope all of these students have a horrible night. 

[28jcollins 53]

I still can't get over the fact that this stadium is a huge toilet bowl

[CurlyDumps 4,467]

Anyone else see that band member eat shit on the runout thing? Lol 

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[Valmy77 13,225]

Look at that toilet bowl resembling freak show

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm waiting for the Heisman House commercial where they find Johnny Football dead of an overdose in an upstairs bathroom. 

On the toilet. Elvis style 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

fucking regarded announcer: "This series as of late has been dominated by Baylor. You go back 10 years, and texas only has 1 more win than baylor!"

[MrBig 5,384]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Abc “when we say 6:30 we mean 7:00”

I’ll miss flipping over to LHN and seeing the kickoff timer on Texas Gameday so I don’t have to sit through all this pregame crap.

[ChiTownDoc 21,143]

Fuck, so many dorks in the stands.  Wow 

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

These mother fuckers are fcs. Fuck em 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Their hand sign is that of grabbing tits inappropriately. Fitting for them 

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

Just now, 28jcollins said:

I still can't get over the fact that this stadium is a huge toilet bowl

thats high quality architechture and engineering man.. you just dont understand style

[Deej 76,755]

Just now, 28jcollins said:

I still can't get over the fact that this stadium is a huge toilet bowl

[beer 3,220]

Yay coach briles

[Horn80 6,114]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I'm ready to beat their ass down.

[Duane Moore 5,237]

Jett Bush was a captain out for the coin toss

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I hope all of these students have a horrible night. 

Too soon.

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

game starts at 630

 

 

kickoff was at 645

[ousux 5,597]

Jett Bush was a captain out for the coin toss

Doomed