Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Smax 3,800]

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

[deft 6,875]

Funny mobile ad. Looks like monopoly man did not consent

[jimmyjazz 46,091]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

technically a double pass, not a flea flicker.    WR throws the ball ( or RB or TE)

How is that recorded?  Forward yards for the QB, remaining yards for the second pass?

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

Victoria Principal break. 
 

 

[Horn Dog 9,904]

[OU Sucks 8,907]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

God dammit I went to take a piss and missed that TD.

Please take another piss on our next offensive possession.

[Pato del Muerto 52,568]

Tell maalik to start warming up. Tell arch to start stretching. 

[Deej 76,897]

Craig Way:

"Lightning strike drive for Texas"

Great, 30 minute game delay. 

[Vic Mackey 47,129]

Hahahaha fuck you rapists

[BabaYaga 15,305]

Back to your fucking place Baylor.   

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

215 yards 10 first downs and you want to see more?  OK, buddy.

I want to see much more

[deft 6,875]

Please take another piss on our next offensive possession.

Ask for consent before doing something like that

[HtownHorn 14,762]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Please take another piss on our next offensive possession.

He should watch the game from the bathroom.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

Time for a pic 6 !

[NAVY 6,747]

Poor bears…

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

stick ‘em in your mouth 

and suck ‘em 

[dcar00 14,344]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

How is that recorded?  Forward yards for the QB, remaining yards for the second pass?

its just like a pitch to the RD for a halfback pass.  QB gets credit for nothing.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,217]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Victoria Principal break. 
 

 

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

That sound be offensive PI

[Stunns38 3,538]

Nice, After more holding by Baylor not called

[Lou Loomis 758]

Let’s dominate and empty out that rapist rathole by early in the 4th quarter.

[ztejas 43,528]

This is a fucking ass beating. 

[Valmy77 13,270]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

Horns down just means "fuck you Texas", we could be beating people 50-0 and they will still do it.

[deadshank 24,653]

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

It’s all they have.   And I’m OK with that. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

gave them that 1st for free.   stupid.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,259]

Sawyer is playing scared. I love it

[TexArcher 38,022]

Don't worry about all that holding -- we'll just blow the play up anyway.

[Smax 3,800]

That was grounding
.

[Stunns38 3,538]

Crackback block

[Paul Wesley 3,289]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How is that recorded?  Forward yards for the QB, remaining yards for the second pass?

I think the first throw is just a lateral (i.e. Ewers doesn't show up in the box score for that play).

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

Whenever they say KeyTron I hear the transformers theme

[Mez2 4,025]

Has Robertson ever played QB before tonight? 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,398]

Nice pursuit

[Dark Horse 2,290]

Got dammit 

[The Ace of Aces 5,194]

Aw shit gave up the 3rd and long. Poor tacking at the end. 

[Surly Bevo 25,139]

Don't let up D

[Sgt Hulk 13,833]

Ok Gbenda with the gear 

[SpiralOut 1,818]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Horns down just means "fuck you Texas", we could be beating people 50-0 and they will still do it.

The funniest thing is seeing two teams from the Big 12 playing each other and the idiots are still doing it.  Like, you aren't even playing us and we're still living rent free?

[JGrayDBU 344]

scared QB for Baylor runs super fast to get out of bounds, yea!

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

hey refs   hand full of shirt is pretty much the universal HEY THATS FUCKING HOLDING sign man

[HtownHorn 14,762]

LT tackled our edge rusher.

[TreatyOak 16,411]

[Mdhorn 5,984]

Texas not making dumb penalties which is nice.  Keep it going D. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,490]

Hey, did y'all know Ketron Jackson is from Texas but went to Arkansas?

[TexArcher 38,022]

1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

I think the first throw is just a lateral (i.e. Ewers doesn't show up in the box score for that play).

Correct.  X gets 1-1.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

I believe all horns players and fans should start doing the horns down. Embrace that shit and break the opponents weak hearts. Besides, it’s the stance before the charge.

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

Baylor has to go for it here

[Valmy77 13,270]

Grear stop D!

[JGrayDBU 344]

another 3rd down ....they are going for it on 4th. 

[MIkeHoncho 1,931]

what happened to our first drive pass rush?

 

[WinningIsHard 4,078]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just imagine how good we'll be once Sark learns how to call plays. 

It’ll be amazing, then when Ewers learns to play QB we will be unbeatable