Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Watch the fake

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Keytron of the planet Cybertron

[Rickylovesweed 14306]

PK has these boys playing. Huge stop after a short field. 

[sith_horn 2394]

Wonder if that hobbled foot affected Baylor's QB on that overthrow TD attempt.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2948]

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2105]

Fuck Baylor. It’s weird to watch them be 5-7 ish looking Mack Brown right now. But fuck them. Every team in the Big 12 got better facilities and better coaches than they’d have had if they had not been in a conference where UT and OU were carrying their water. I get why the irate 8 were pissed and bitter but be fucking thankful we carried your water all these years fucksticks! Seriously. Aranda is a good coach and I don’t know why Baylor looks like they are all black out drunk out there all season but fuck them. We carried their sinning Baptist asses to a new stadium and all that. Fuck them. 

Someone is spicy but agree

[ztejas 43429]

Fine. We'll settle for 63-6.

[Bevo&Pevo 5145]

Still a win for the D, by keeping 'em outta the endzone. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Thank you D for saving Worthy’s fuck up.

[UTEE97 3521]

Let's score a TD before the half. 

[MrBig 5398]

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Literally 

X is giving us the business on many sides of the ball

[Dahobbs 17534]

Let's score a TD. 

[HtownHorn 14681]

Nice quick change defense.

[ClubWhatever 12143]

That dudes eyebrows can hurt you

[Rickylovesweed 14306]

We get ball in the 2nd half with our defense playing lights out. 22 point lead. 

Don't do anything cute here. Just kneel and get to halftime. 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

A FG hahahahahhaa

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Everyone has grown...except Worthy's fingers 

[Dark Horse 2280]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Let’s get a TD before half.

Come on man, we get ball at half. It will be two runs. 

[BrazilHorn 6604]

Good stop D. Now score. 

[LonghornSean 3995]

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

[Valmy77 13226]

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Can we has TD

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Let’s score again fuck em 

[Steelers Roll Left 1172]

(3) Timeouts….

[Gidnik 3269]

i always thought your guy who could catch the best returned punts

[USNALonghorn 5078]

No way we don’t have more reliable punt catchers than Worthy

[Duane Moore 5237]

LOL, Robertson isn’t bringing them back on us if he had a dozen more quarters to do it. 

[Rickylovesweed 14306]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

No thanks after that last turnover. It's a 22 point lead and we get ball in the 2nd half. 

Just get to halftime. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

8 more FG by Baylor and we have a game

[Stunns38 3460]

Don’t kneel Sark. Don’t be a pussy

[YGIFS 19450]

Didn’t realize Nick Fuentes played QB for Baylor.  Certainly fits the simulation 

Edited September 24, 2023 by YGIFS

[BachelorTrek 2975]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

YOU WILL GET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!

[Jersey Man10 3528]

WR Screen to Worthy for 1st play

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

jUsT bEAt tExAs. - Baylol 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

Yeah, the special teams has been great so far...until those two muffs.

[BabaYaga 15297]

Deep ball!!   Let’s go

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

That type of shit is gonna bite us against a better team.

[HtownHorn 14681]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

What is this pussy talk.

[Lou Loomis 746]

We gon score

[Sawbonz 27561]

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"X gon give it to ya"... indeed

X giveth and x taketh away

[Deej 76787]

Worty pulls that shit again, he should have his Lambo taken away. 

[sith_horn 2394]

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

[BabaYaga 15297]

Weak sauce.  

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Meh, take it to half i guess. Lol at Baylor calling timeout.

[lilMAC25 3794]

Down 28-6, Matt Jones gets a sack of Ewers and starts yapping.

 

🤣

Edited September 24, 2023 by lilMAC25

[ClubWhatever 12143]

Well that was a cluster

[Valmy77 13226]

Really Baylor?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Don’t like this at all

[Bevo&Pevo 5145]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

It better have some spicy mustard if ya' gonna throw to the flats. 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

I'm happy to see our OL coming in like that against that Baylor fuck face.