Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[SKA the boss 729]

That sound you heard was Bank’s ass puckering.

[BabaYaga 15289]

The fuck was that.  

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Sarkisian should have gone under center on the 2nd and goal. Never understand why you don't want your RB to get a head start while having your OL just drive block.

honest answer is Ewers is a shotgun passer, he doesnt do well undercenter.... see the 4th down play vs bama where we "backwards passed" ourselves to a first.... then promptly got shot down on the very next 4th down. 

[ousux 5597]

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Every team I watched today did it multiple times, even the winners

[Celery Man 20933]

We slept they quarterback

[Horn80 6114]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Make them spend a night in Waco

Harsh man, very harsh.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

This sloppiness isn't gonna cut it going deeper into conference play. The Big 12 refs are eventually going to draw blood, and this type of shit isn't gonna overcome that. 

[WBT 20561]

R.J. Martinez time!  Now stfu about it Pasch.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Defensive starters still in.

[Ashylarry 255]

Jonathon Brooks...

He pretty good. 

[Horn Dogg 3875]

RJ Martinez should be playing for Nebraska.

[Rimbo 25915]

t'vondre sweat good

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2937]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Yup. It’s gonna cost us at some point. 
 

Or maybe not.

[coachherman'sgrill 2099]

Make them spend a night in Waco

Let's not get crazy here

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We’re gonna fuck around and not break 40 aren’t we

 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

We still haven’t broken 40 this year. 

If Texas wins every game, I don’t give a fuck how many points they score.

[HtownHorn 14671]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

honest answer is Ewers is a shotgun passer, he doesnt do well undercenter.... see the 4th down play vs bama where we "backwards passed" ourselves to a first.... then promptly got shot down on the very next 4th down. 

You are at the 1/2 foot line. Who gives a shit about passing at that point.

[Rimbo 25915]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Harsh man, very harsh.

[Pods 7551]

If ST is going to have a horrid game, glad they did it today. 2 muffs and a missed field goal and we're still winning going away.

Banks can coach, he'll get it cleaned up. 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

“Scrambling ability”

 

That dude is slow as hell

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

i dont mind them getting the yard... but come on guys giving up 15 there???

[ztejas 43414]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Bro. How fucked up are you. Earlier you were penciling us in for the CFP. 

[TexasGolf 4896]

This game should be 50-3

[Brothahorn 10087]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Every team I watched today did it multiple times, even the winners

But We Are Texas!!!

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

yeah ref,  BOTH of our guys who escaped and were going after Martinez

 

yeah they we BOTH badly held man. 

[immamac 42838]

pay this man his money. 

[BabaYaga 15289]

Why is Michael Peña playing qb for Baylor. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Scrambling ability”

 

That dude is slow as hell

He’s fresh. That’s about it

[gofuckyourself 8208]

About to be 4-0, with a win at Alabama and curb stomping Baylor on the way out of the Big 12...

And fucking posters bitching about shit.

[Deej 76756]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Scrambling ability”

 

That dude is slow as hell

Slow QBs are our kryptonite. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2099]

This game should be 50-3

The score is the score! But yeah, STs has done shit the bed

[NAVY 6740]

New baylor qb running for his life vs 3.5 string 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

If Texas wins every game, I don’t give a fuck how many points they score.

Cool.  That's not how polls work.

[hookemATL 11707]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

If ST is going to have a horrid game, glad they did it today. 2 muffs and a missed field goal and we're still winning going away.

Banks can coach, he'll get it cleaned up. 

Take your logic and reasoned take and GTFO!!

[ztejas 43414]

I love how Surly always finds something to bitch about. We are kicking Baylor's dick up their own mouth up 38-6 in Waco and some of you are bitching that we haven't hung 50 on the board. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12181]

Just now, ztejas said:

Bro. How fucked up are you. Earlier you were penciling us in for the CFP. 

I didn't say they were costing us wins, they're just maddening as fuck after 3 years in this system 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Here comes the eight minute drive and no back ups getting any love at QB

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

honest answer is Ewers is a shotgun passer, he doesnt do well undercenter.... see the 4th down play vs bama where we "backwards passed" ourselves to a first.... then promptly got shot down on the very next 4th down. 

welp, we could, you know, put a backup in under center for a series with the starters.... like... we should just let them score so we can get the ball back and work on stuff you can't simulate in practice.... like..... RIGHT FUCKING NOW with 7 minutes left....  let 'em score fucks given zero

[Rimbo 25915]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i dont mind them getting the yard... but come on guys giving up 15 there???

Looks like a lot of backups are in now. Not all of 'em, but lots.

[WBT 20561]

Stop dicking around and get off the field so Maalik can get a drive

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Every game we suck shit thru a straw on D in the 4th 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12181]

I don't like this Martinez kid. He does stuff. Glad Aranda was too stupid to start him 

[ztejas 43414]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I didn't say they were costing us wins, they're just maddening as fuck after 3 years in this system 

We're fine G. He should have left Worthy in at return. Stuff like that helps us learn. 

[Celery Man 20933]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cool.  That's not how polls work.

Ur mom knows how poles work

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Cool.  That's not how polls work.

yeah but winning by 21+ in most games  kinda says no matter. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I didn't say they were costing us wins, they're just maddening as fuck after 3 years in this system 

[Valmy77 13225]

Too bad. Had an int there.

[Ashylarry 255]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

This game should be 50-3

For realz, I'm still happy with the win and how dominate the team looked. The defense is fucking nasty. 

Could use more style points, but this team will get there soon. 

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Get to beat Baylor and leave them witj QB controversy 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12181]

That was an INT, IDGAF 

[Rimbo 25915]

Ah, so close, Muhammad!